Be like say people no wan go work today









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I dey pity people wey go collect sack letter, by then una eyes go clear fiam fiam

Imo state Governor Rochas Okorocha: Military aids electoral fraud

Read more here===>> http://www.abisoj.com/2015/03/rochas-okorocha-military-aids-electoral.html

Election update: Buhari group calls for Fani-Kayode’s arrest

Read more here==> http://www.abisoj.com/2015/03/election-update-buhari-group-calls-for.html

Election update: Presidential election results so far - APC now leading

Read more here==>> http://www.abisoj.com/2015/03/election-update-presidential-election_50.html

50calibre:


Lol I've been checking NL all day for updates, even while on the train. Though I doubt Seun & his team are sophisticated enough to block all UK IP addresses however if they do that, I'd simply use a proxy address.

Truckpusher is on the street brandishing his AK-47s waiting to unleash mayhem when their master is declared the loser.

Jonathan won't go quietly though, the next couple of weeks will be interesting.

Lmao @ TruckPusher and his AK47.

Let peace reign lol.

chukzzy1:
age is no barrier??...I doubt you've heard of demensia

kpele ooo!!!

masseratti:
like I said hate his ways not his face,i agree with most of what you said but on Mao I will disagree, if Mao had his way China won't be what it is right now,the people of China forced their way in even though they have a one party system,but in that party they made sure democracy reigned .we don't need that debate today,maybe another time,but Jega is a hero for Nigeria no matter who win at the end of the day, the politicians would know that it's no more business as usual, av a good night.

Lol. As for me, I don't like seeing the faces of insensitive and callous people. Hence I never liked Margaret Thatcher and when I see certain folks on my TV, I always change the channel lol.

You are wrong about Chairman Mao - he gave China the blueprint and foundation in which they consolidated on, and without him, China won't be where it is today. He is a cult hero there - just as Lenin is in Russia.

Jega will be an hero when he declares the real winner - we have to wait and let him earn it before crowning him. It would have been nice if he had stick with the card readers - PDP played him with that GEJ nonsense.

Buhari is going down today

@masseratti, See me see trouble o. Wettin concern Chairman Mao with our election? Yoruba peeps would say: olopa ewo ni tepe?

onatisi:
I no dey gentle before Na pdp go still win dis election . If u like I go bet am with you.

see as he dey get mouth because we dey faceless forum...wetin you won take bet am...no go change your username after election o...you no shout Gej till whatever again?...na mouth don seal and gentle now..lol

delightful1:

Aggregate so far:
APC = 8,522,434
PDP = 6,491,244

Oh! Thanks. Very grateful.

drake2:


lol. We really know how to create fun out of our frustrations.

I love the person who took the shot, but not necessarily you who wan kill yaself over Wetin?

Nigerians for you ooo.... Making fun outta any and every situation. Na tension wan kill am

Last night, INEC suspended the official release of
the state-by-state vote counts for the keenly
contested presidential election. However, with only
five percent of votes remaining to be added up, our
figures indicate that Mr. Buhari is leading
incumbent President Goodluck Jonathan by more
than two million votes. In addition, the APC
candidate has secured at least twenty-five percent
of votes cast in two-thirds of Nigeria’s 36 states.
Mr. Buhari has so far won 14,855,820 million
votes, with Mr. Jonathan trailing him with
12,107,628 million.
Our analysis, based on collated votes that were
already announced in different states, shows that
there is no statistical pathway open to Mr.
Jonathan to surmount his vote deficit with very few
polling units left to account for.

ok but sai Buhari till Gej learn how to rig

[size=16pt][b]Before APC continue to make noise.....PDP are wise and they are keeping calm until GEJ is declare winner by JEGA.

Here is the real result....Thank me later.

Dont ask where I got it from

GEJ till May 29, 2019 [/size]


[size=16pt][b]

In the North-West, 17 million people voted. Buhari
won 10 million of the votes, which comes to 60%
of the total ballots. Jonathan won 7 million,
which matches 40% of the total votes cast.
Buhari met the 25% minimum requirement of the
ballots cast in six of the six states while
Jonathan got the 25% minimum requirement of
the total votes cast in 2 of the 6 states.
In the North-East, 10 million people voted. Buhari
won 6 million of the total ballots, which comes to
60%, while Jonathan got the remaining 4 million
of the votes. This adds up to 40% of the total
votes cast. Also, Buhari won the 25% minimum
vote requirement in all the six states in this area.
Jonathan secured the 25% vote requirement in 3
of the 6 States.
In the Middle Belt, 6 million people voted here.
Jonathan won 3.6 million of the total ballots
cast. This is equivalent of 60% of the total vote
cast. Buhari on the other hand won 2.4 million
votes, equivalent of 40% of the total ballots.
Jonathan also met the 25% vote requirement in
all the six States. Buhari managed to procure
25% vote requirement in four of the six States.
In the South-South, 8 million people voted.
Jonathan won 95% of the total ballots, which is
equivalent to 7.6 million of the total votes. Buhari
secured 400,000, which equals 5% of the total
ballots. Jonathan also met the 25% vote
requirement in all the six states with Buhari
unable to make the 25% requirement of the total
votes in any of the six states.
In the South-West, 10 million people voted.
Jonathan won 55% of the total votes, the
equivalent of 5.5 million ballots. Buhari got 4.5
million ballots, which equals 45%. Both Jonathan
and Buhari met the 25% vote requirement in this
area.
In the South-East, 6 million people voted.
Jonathan won 90% of the total votes, the
equivalent of 5.4 million ballots. Buhari won only
600,000 ballots, which equals 10% of the total
votes. Jonathan met the 25% minimum vote
requirement in all the five States. Buhari failed to
satisfy this requirement.
Total States: 36 + Abuja = 37
Total Popular Votes Cast: 57 million
Total Popular Votes Won By Jonathan: 33.1
million
Total Popular Votes Won By Buhari: 23.9 million
Number of State Jonathan met the 25%
Requirement: 28
Number of State Buhari met the 25%
Requirement: 24
Mr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will be reelected.[/b][/size][/b]

Ymodulus:
PLS READ CAREFULLY...
OK LETS DO GWARI-GWARI
We have six zones in Nigeria
APC is leading clearly in the South West,Noth
West and North East...
PDP are expected to win in South-East and
South-South
Let's say the North-Central is the battle
ground zone,they are six states in the zone.
Kwara,Kogi,Niger,Nasarawa,Benue and Platue...
APC is winning 3 Kwara,Kogi and Niger
While PDP is wining 3 Platue,Nasarawa and Benue
(not sure of Bunue)
This simple means APC and PDP have cancelled
each other in North-Central
Now this is what is going to happen..
Sokoto votes will Nulify Ebonyi votes
Kebbi votes will Nulify Enugu votes
Zamfara votes will Nulify Imo votes
Kaduna votes will Nulify Abia votes
Jigawa votes will Nulify Anambra state
Yobe will cancel out Bayelsa
Borno will cancel out Akwa-Ibom
Adamawa will cancel out Cross rivers
Katsina will cancel out Rivers
Kano will cancel out Edo and Delta
Ondo will give Ekiti upper cut
This will leave us with Lagos,Oyo,Ogun and Osun
singing victory songs...
Single majority,that's all..
Change has come to Nigeria !

Wonderful analysis.
I have a good feeling about this.

IdJack:
[size=16pt][b]Before APC continue to make noise.....PDP are wise and they are keeping calm until GEJ is declare winner by JEGA.

Here is the real result....Thank me later.

Dont ask where I got it from

GEJ till May 29, 2019 [/size]


[size=16pt][b]

In the North-West, 17 million people voted. Buhari
won 10 million of the votes, which comes to 60%
of the total ballots. Jonathan won 7 million,
which matches 40% of the total votes cast.
Buhari met the 25% minimum requirement of the
ballots cast in six of the six states while
Jonathan got the 25% minimum requirement of
the total votes cast in 2 of the 6 states.
In the North-East, 10 million people voted. Buhari
won 6 million of the total ballots, which comes to
60%, while Jonathan got the remaining 4 million
of the votes. This adds up to 40% of the total
votes cast. Also, Buhari won the 25% minimum
vote requirement in all the six states in this area.
Jonathan secured the 25% vote requirement in 3
of the 6 States.
In the Middle Belt, 6 million people voted here.
Jonathan won 3.6 million of the total ballots
cast. This is equivalent of 60% of the total vote
cast. Buhari on the other hand won 2.4 million
votes, equivalent of 40% of the total ballots.
Jonathan also met the 25% vote requirement in
all the six States. Buhari managed to procure
25% vote requirement in four of the six States.
In the South-South, 8 million people voted.
Jonathan won 95% of the total ballots, which is
equivalent to 7.6 million of the total votes. Buhari
secured 400,000, which equals 5% of the total
ballots. Jonathan also met the 25% vote
requirement in all the six states with Buhari
unable to make the 25% requirement of the total
votes in any of the six states.
In the South-West, 10 million people voted.
Jonathan won 55% of the total votes, the
equivalent of 5.5 million ballots. Buhari got 4.5
million ballots, which equals 45%. Both Jonathan
and Buhari met the 25% vote requirement in this
area.
In the South-East, 6 million people voted.
Jonathan won 90% of the total votes, the
equivalent of 5.4 million ballots. Buhari won only
600,000 ballots, which equals 10% of the total
votes. Jonathan met the 25% minimum vote
requirement in all the five States. Buhari failed to
satisfy this requirement.
Total States: 36 + Abuja = 37
Total Popular Votes Cast: 57 million
Total Popular Votes Won By Jonathan: 33.1
million
Total Popular Votes Won By Buhari: 23.9 million
Number of State Jonathan met the 25%
Requirement: 28
Number of State Buhari met the 25%
Requirement: 24
Mr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will be reelected.[/b][/size][/b]

Hmn, this kind analysis eh. Even though said no one should ask how you got it, I'll ask.

bayocanny:

thats how your forefather was also a slave to the ARIAN race
the father of a fool has no joy

BRUTALITY[/size]

bayocanny:

thats how your forefather was also a slave to the ARIAN race
the father of a fool has no joy

cho25bc:
Something to while away time while waiting for jega's announcement.care to join?

lol...me no mind oooo.... let me in pls

IdJack:
[size=16pt] In the South-West, 10 million people voted.
Jonathan won 55% of the total votes, the
equivalent of 5.5 million ballots. Buhari got 4.5
million ballots, which equals 45%. Both Jonathan
and Buhari met the 25% vote requirement in this
area.[/size]

How did GEJ beat Buhari in the SW? are you aware that Buhari won 5 states out of the 6 states in the SW by heavy margins while GEJ won Ekiti State only by a margin of 56,000 votes?

This shows you guys love cooking figures...NEVERAGAIN

Please where can i buy
INEC result scratch
card? i wanna
check the results by
myself the
announcement process
is
taking too much time.
Hope the website is
still ww.Inec dats all
#electionfun

Dat moment wen jona comes from behind n be like....JANE,PICK 2,HOLD ON,HOLD ON,LAST CARD N CHECK UP!!!..

IdJack:
[size=16pt][b]Before APC continue to make noise.....PDP are wise and they are keeping calm until GEJ is declare winner by JEGA.

Here is the real result....Thank me later.

Dont ask where I got it from

GEJ till May 29, 2019 [/size]


[size=16pt][b]

In the North-West, 17 million people voted. Buhari
won 10 million of the votes, which comes to 60%
of the total ballots. Jonathan won 7 million,
which matches 40% of the total votes cast.
Buhari met the 25% minimum requirement of the
ballots cast in six of the six states while
Jonathan got the 25% minimum requirement of
the total votes cast in 2 of the 6 states.
In the North-East, 10 million people voted. Buhari
won 6 million of the total ballots, which comes to
60%, while Jonathan got the remaining 4 million
of the votes. This adds up to 40% of the total
votes cast. Also, Buhari won the 25% minimum
vote requirement in all the six states in this area.
Jonathan secured the 25% vote requirement in 3
of the 6 States.
In the Middle Belt, 6 million people voted here.
Jonathan won 3.6 million of the total ballots
cast. This is equivalent of 60% of the total vote
cast. Buhari on the other hand won 2.4 million
votes, equivalent of 40% of the total ballots.
Jonathan also met the 25% vote requirement in
all the six States. Buhari managed to procure
25% vote requirement in four of the six States.
In the South-South, 8 million people voted.
Jonathan won 95% of the total ballots, which is
equivalent to 7.6 million of the total votes. Buhari
secured 400,000, which equals 5% of the total
ballots. Jonathan also met the 25% vote
requirement in all the six states with Buhari
unable to make the 25% requirement of the total
votes in any of the six states.
In the South-West, 10 million people voted.
Jonathan won 55% of the total votes, the
equivalent of 5.5 million ballots. Buhari got 4.5
million ballots, which equals 45%. Both Jonathan
and Buhari met the 25% vote requirement in this
area.
In the South-East, 6 million people voted.
Jonathan won 90% of the total votes, the
equivalent of 5.4 million ballots. Buhari won only
600,000 ballots, which equals 10% of the total
votes. Jonathan met the 25% minimum vote
requirement in all the five States. Buhari failed to
satisfy this requirement.
Total States: 36 + Abuja = 37
Total Popular Votes Cast: 57 million
Total Popular Votes Won By Jonathan: 33.1
million
Total Popular Votes Won By Buhari: 23.9 million
Number of State Jonathan met the 25%
Requirement: 28
Number of State Buhari met the 25%
Requirement: 24
Mr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will be reelected.[/b][/size][/b]

Someone should please call me when this dude finally wakes up.

hmmmmm....with the way things are, should APC eventually win Osibanjo might become the President ... GMB's court case not looking good. Anyway I believe God for the very best for Nigeria.

ribbit:
fine girl... i like you



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