SirShymexx:


Lol. I've always been a cool ar.se nyggah - and the brother to the night, especially when the lights go off.

But why are you always hiding ya pics? Or you don't want me to see everything you're blessed with or lack thereof?

Hiding my pics?? Only on Nairaland. I'm on every other social media.
I don't lack anything. I am perfectly me.
And ur pictures aren't on Nairaland because? What do you lack?

Yadoctora:

Hiding my pics?? Only on Nairaland. I'm on every other social media.
I don't lack anything. I am perfectly me.
And ur pictures aren't on Nairaland because? What do you lack?

Lol. How about let me a picture picture view of the one who doesn't lack anything, huh?

Darn! if you got it, better flaunt it fi me, girlie.

Nah, I don't really do social media that much, apart from networking with close friends, hence I don't put my pics everywhere. And I'm feel more comfortable being Al Haymon the ghost. I think that has more to do with my mentality, and being a product of my environment. You can't just put ya face on everything - there are rules to this shiit.

The only two things I lack are face tattoos and nose rings.

SirShymexx:


Lol. How about let me a picture picture view of the one who doesn't lack anything, huh?

Darn! if you got it, better flaunt it fi me, girlie.

Nah, I don't really do social media that much, apart from networking with close friends, hence I don't put my pics everywhere. And I'm feel more comfortable being Al Haymon the ghost. I think that has more to do with my mentality, and being a product of my environment. You can't just put ya face on everything - there are rules to this shiit.

The only two things I lack are face tattoos and nose rings.

You have tattos on body?? Yuck!

Yadoctora:

You have tattos on body?? Yuck!

Why? Lol

Anyway, who knows if I have tattoos or not?

Darn! You are slick rick with the way you change topics quick. Where ya pic at?

Godownchild:
Aand how Do u cure ur sexual urges? Or u don't have them? Just curious

sex is commercial, especially in 9ja where girl friends and even some wifes demand money for sex, I mean when money stops coming then sex will also stop

so one should just use call girls and all will be well

SirShymexx:


Why? Lol

Anyway, who knows if I have tattoos or not?

Darn! You are slick rick with the way you change topics quick. Where ya pic at?

The way you keep on taking me to urban dictionary ehn? When slick rick is only a rapper! Diaris goodu o.

Tattos on body is just not it. I don't even know anyone who has one, not even an acquaintance. It does not go with the norm here. What we do is henna and that's for women only.

You ain't gonna see my pictures. If I see yours, I might reconsider.

Yadoctora:

The way you keep on taking me to urban dictionary ehn? When slick rick is only a rapper! Diaris goodu o.

Tattos on body is just not it. I don't even know anyone who has one, not even an acquaintance. It does not go with the norm here. What we do is henna and that's for women only.

You ain't gonna see my pictures. If I see yours, I might reconsider.

Lol. Get used to it - it shows I'm in my comfort zone chatting to you - giving you the realness. Don't you like it?

So, you have got acquaintances, no? The Onila-esque Virgin Mary with immaculate conception be getting around on the low.

Nah, I'm bringing chivalry back, and it's ladies' first. I'm a gentleman. Yours first.

SirShymexx:


Lol. Get used to it - it shows I'm in my comfort zone chatting to you - giving you the realness. Don't you like it?

Not too bad. Was #justsaying

So, you have got acquaintances, no? The Onila-esque Virgin Mary with immaculate conception be getting around on the low.

What's d big deal about having acquaintances. I am working class and of course meet people regularly. Or do u picture a house-bound, inexperienced girl behind a computer? Hahaha.

Immaculate conception?? What ar u talking about. Getting around on the low? Must u always go this low?

Nah, I'm bringing chivalry back, and it's ladies' first. I'm a gentleman. Yours first.

It's not happening and you know it! and btw I'v seen ur picture here sometime ago. Even if it wasn't you, that's d face you get from me.

Dheartless:

sex is commercial, especially in 9ja where girl friends and even some wifes demand money for sex, I mean when money stops coming then sex will also stop

so one should just use call girls and all will be well

AIDS IS real though.

Yadoctora:

Not too bad. Was #justsaying

Alhamdulillah. We give God all of the glory.

What's d big deal about having acquaintances. I am working class and of course meet people regularly. Or do u picture a house-bound, inexperienced girl behind a computer? Hahaha.

Nah, I was thinking acquaintances with desirable benefits. Anyway, I don't picture any chic to be house-bound by alluding to "inexperienced", you got me all confused and shiit. Can shed more light on that?

Err, I thought you said one time in ya old NL life that you're into business and getting money? When did you become working class? I think I've got a thing for highly educated chic with high business IQ - anyone who can turn pennies into pounds is my kryptonite. Hustler's state-of-mind.

Immaculate conception?? What ar u talking about. Getting around on the low? Must u always go this low?

Darn! Bae, you need to get used to my sense of humour. That wasn't a low blow lol. Told you I'm a complex muthaphucka, with different shades. I can be a meanie, then turn around to be a weirdo. Move from that to being a smart ar.se, then do the most goofy shiiit ever. Etc. My personality is like Fermat's Last Theorem - better get used to it and stop being overly sensitive.

It's not happening and you know it! and btw I'v seen ur picture here sometime ago. Even if it wasn't you, that's d face you get from me.

Lol. You said the same thing under ya old handle. So I guess you're infatuated with that pic. Better put a lid on it before you fall in love with the wrong nyggah. I'm a ghost like Al Haymon and my pic has never been on here

Godownchild:
Aand how Do u cure ur sexual urges? Or u don't have them? Just curious

Who to u marriage cures sexual urges? Dats a big time fallcy.

@op you're right

Marriage is legal prostitution. We've convinced ourselves it's about love, commitment, and other flowery symbolism but it's really about money and materialism. It wasn't always like this, but it has become this. They say you should wait until you're financially viable, but what if a person never gets there, is he not worthy of procreation? What if the man's hard work pays off, and suddenly the ladies see value in marriage... what happens if he loses his money. Most will attest that the love disappears too as the bling disappears.

Thats just the money aspect, men are expected to fulfill needless traditional requirements but you're lucky to find a woman who can cook a meal and adequately take care of a family. It's not an old fashioned way of living, its really the blind new skool foolishly thinking that they've figured it all out while living in a era of broken homes and over medicated children that they can't discipline and control.

The woman has man jumping through needless social hurdles to prove himself, and all this gesturing for a 'maybe', in many countries your woman can leave when she wants despite your best efforts. We're coming to find out love is dependent on other arbitrary social factors, like value of money you don't control. You have to make her sign a pre-nup before marriage so she doesn't take what you've earned with her to spend with the next unsuspecting, try-hard sucker she meets.

Marriage is not worth it today. Purchase hired help to raise your children, then have se.x with hired help, thats pretty much what marriage is.

Yadoctora:

AIDS IS real though.

condom will see to that
but your advice is really a thing to consider ma'am.

SirShymexx:


Alhamdulillah. We give God all of the glory.

Nah, I was thinking acquaintances with desirable benefits. Anyway, I don't picture any chic to be house-bound by alluding to "inexperienced", you got me all confused and shiit. Can shed more light on that?

If u thought having acquaintances was a big deal, u must be thinking other weird things. 'Inexperienced to LIfe and living large

Err, I thought you said one time in ya old NL life that you're into business and getting money? When did you become working class? I think I've got a thing for highly educated chic with high business IQ - anyone who can turn pennies into pounds is my kryptonite. Hustler's state-of-mind.

I don't think I ever mentioned being into business but I get money all the time. I should be getting into the list of the richest enterpreneurs under 30 soon But I am also a professional and take orders from seniors. I love my above- average well paying job. A public servant serving Nigerians

Darn! Bae, you need to get used to my sense of humour. That wasn't a low blow lol. Told you I'm a complex muthaphucka, with different shades. I can be a meanie, then turn around to be a weirdo. Move from that to being a smart ar.se, then do the most goofy shiiit ever. Etc. My personality is like Fermat's Last Theorem - better get used to it and stop being overly sensitive.

I bet u'r only interesting on paper internet. Must be scary in real life.

Lol. You said the same thing under ya old handle. So I guess you're infatuated with that pic. Better put a lid on it before you fall in love with the wrong nyggah. I'm a ghost like Al Haymon and my pic has never been on here

You can only know what I want you to know. That guy ain't good looking. I hope to God the flat head isn't yours

Yadoctora:

If u thought having acquaintances was a big deal, u must be thinking other weird things. 'Inexperienced to LIfe and living large

Lol. I don't think weird - I just have mad intuition. So, you understand life and you're living large, huh? - I like that.

What does life and living large mean to you?

I don't think I ever mentioned being into business but I get money all the time. I should be getting into the list of the richest enterpreneurs under 30 soon But I am also a professional and take orders from seniors. I love my above- average well paying job. A public servant serving Nigerians

Hmmm...are you sure you're not one of my Ijebu sisters lost in Ibadan like the Olubadan? Only Ijebu nyggahs get money, ya dig?

It's good to serve the people. And I hope you're also looking into philanthropy. That will be nice.

I bet u'r only interesting on paper internet. Must be scary in real life.

Ain't nothing scary about me - too cool as ice cubes to be scary. Life is short and I live it to the fullest, like it's my last. But I might act weird sometimes when I'm in the zone though.

You can only know what I want you to know. That guy ain't good looking. I hope to God the flat head isn't yours

So, what do you want me to know?

Lmao @ flat-head - that's enough pointer to show you that isn't me. Or have you ever seen an Ijebu nyggah with a flat head?

And I'm sure you're acquainted with where the infamous flat-headed folks you lot talk about on here are from. The only thing flat on my head is the top of my hi-top fade.

SirShymexx:


Lol. I don't think weird - I just have mad intuition. So, you understand life and you're living large, huh? - I like that.

What does life and living large mean to you?

Being law abiding

Hmmm...are you sure you're not one of my Ijebu sisters lost in Ibadan like the Olubadan? Only Ijebu nyggahs get money, ya dig?

Says the person who went to Lekki and believes he was in Nigeria. What do u know of the industrious nature of the Ibadan people. I have ancestry from Abeokuta though. Abeokuta people are Egba

It's good to serve the people. And I hope you're also looking into philanthropy. That will be nice.

I collect my full change all the time . I don't tip yet. I give to children only when I see that they ar in need.
I could be philanthropist in the future. Now, I look to bringing about social change through well structured creations of mine. These need money I can't afford to dish out on a platter.

Ain't nothing scary about me - too cool as ice cubes to be scary. Life is short and I live it to the fullest, like it's my last. But I might act weird sometimes when I'm in the zone though.

I could tell.

So, what do you want me to know?

That's the point.

Lmao @ flat-head - that's enough pointer to show you that isn't me. Or have you ever seen an Ijebu nyggah with a flat head?

And I'm sure you're acquainted with where the infamous flat-headed folks you lot talk about on here are from. The only thing flat on my head is the top of my hi-top fade.

What does your tatto say?

AAinEqGuinea:
@op you're right

Marriage is legal prostitution. We've convinced ourselves it's about love, commitment, and other flowery symbolism but it's really about money and materialism. It wasn't always like this, but it has become this. They say you should wait until you're financially viable, but what if a person never gets there, is he not worthy of procreation? What if the man's hard work pays off, and suddenly the ladies see value in marriage... what happens if he loses his money. Most will attest that the love disappears too as the bling disappears.

Thats just the money aspect, men are expected to fulfill needless traditional requirements but you're lucky to find a woman who can cook a meal and adequately take care of a family. It's not an old fashioned way of living, its really the blind new skool foolishly thinking that they've figured it all out while living in a era of broken homes and over medicated children that they can't discipline and control.

The woman has man jumping through needless social hurdles to prove himself, and all this gesturing for a 'maybe', in many countries your woman can leave when she wants despite your best efforts. We're coming to find out love is dependent on other arbitrary social factors, like value of money you don't control. You have to make her sign a pre-nup before marriage so she doesn't take what you've earned with her to spend with the next unsuspecting, try-hard sucker she meets.

Marriage is not worth it today. Purchase hired help to raise your children, then have se.x with hired help, thats pretty much what marriage is.

crude but true

I open a thread to diss the concept of marriage, what do i get, sir and yar are busy toasting on my thread , mods!

KanwuliaJara:
Wait till old age, when the benefits of marriage can't be acquired!
Too late then!

Marriage is a sacrifice that MUST be made to reap the investments in YOUR OLD AGE, when you are lonely and grey. . . . .with no memories of a steady companion to keep you warm!

You can only worry about YOURSELF and your successes/failures!
Don't use your life as an excuse!

Hmm but a lot of married people still died before old age...sometimes their premature death could be directly linked to marriage itself !

pesty100:
I open a thread to diss the concept of marriage, what do i get, sir and yar are busy toasting on my thread , mods!

pesty100:
I open a thread to diss the concept of marriage, what do i get, sir and yar are busy toasting on my thread , mods!

For real?

Sorry, for the late reply. I smacked a mod and these muthaphuckers must have banned me for a month or something. So I decided to cool/stay off for a bit before I end up hacking the forum and destroying it. I can't mess up a next man's hustle, that's not me...but I had to come back today cos of a thread.

Yadoctora:

Being law abiding

Law abiding - how? Laws are there to be broken.

Says the person who went to Lekki and believes he was in Nigeria. What do u know of the industrious nature of the Ibadan people. I have ancestry from Abeokuta though. Abeokuta people are Egba

Nah, I went to the proper Lagos Island, Epe, and parts of the mainland (a couple of times) as well (I believe across the Lagos Lagoon is called, "mainland", right? You have to go through there from the airport, anyway). Ibadan folks are too meek to be industrious - don't forget my mum was raised there and I've so many Ibadan folks around me.

Nice - I've a bit of Egba in me as well.

I collect my full change all the time . I don't tip yet. I give to children only when I see that they ar in need.
I could be philanthropist in the future. Now, I look to bringing about social change through well structured creations of mine. These need money I can't afford to dish out on a platter.

Nice. What structured creations have you got? Great to know you're building something - that's the spirit. Ambitious folks don't depend solely on the 9-5 structure and pensions. They create structures outside that; create wealth; and achieve greatness.

Money comes and goes, and one thing I've learnt in my young life in an old soul, is never to be too greedy/selfish with money. Just give and keep giving, if you can cos even if people don't reward you, the universe will (silent giver not an attention seeking lousy giver). And once you get it, don't hold too tight to it - invest or tie it to something and let it work for you, before it goes - that's called: flipping.

Just talking from experience here cos by the time I turned 23 I had made so much money that I thought I'd be a millionaire by age 26. However, cos I was too green and didn't know much about flipping - youthful exuberance got the best of me and I lost everything on stupid shiit (I still have some of uber-expensive things I wasted my money on). That ish messed me up for a long time. I had to re-up from the scratch again.

I could tell.

Tell what?

What does your tatto say?

They represent me, my life, my blood, my sweat, my tears, my hustle, my ancestry, the place that made, folks who changed my life, my troubles, my trials, and my tribulations.

Err, check my profile - that's me chilling (I'll delete it in a bit). I wanna see ya back shot as well.

ShymmexOBE:
Sorry, for the late reply. I smacked a mod and these muthaphuckers must have banned me for a month or something. So I decided to cool/stay off for a bit before I end up hacking the forum and destroying it. I can't mess up a next man's hustle, that's not me

.

I thought u got busy in the real(er) world...I hope that mod's getting paid It's not worth the hassle . No1 would want to destroy this forum. it's great. We wld want it to stay that way, even if only for the fun of watching it grow.

...but I had to come back today cos of a thread.

Law abiding - how? Laws are there to be broken.

Tongue-in-cheek

Nah, I went to the proper Lagos Island, Epe, and parts of the mainland (a couple of times) as well (I believe across the Lagos Lagoon is called, "mainland", right? You have to go through there from the airport, anyway).

I guess u saw Lagos. Not Nigeria

Ibadan folks are too meek to be industrious - don't forget my mum was raised there and I've so many Ibadan folks around me.

What does being industrious mean to you?

[quote]
Nice. What structured creations have you got? Great to know you're building something - that's the spirit. Ambitious folks don't depend solely on the 9-5 structure and pensions. They create structures outside that; create wealth; and achieve greatness.

That describes it but I can't be comfortable talking about it here. I am still at the rudimentary stages

Money comes and goes, and one thing I've learnt in my young life in an old soul, is never to be too greedy/selfish with money. Just give and keep giving, if you can cos even if people don't reward you, the universe will (silent giver not an attention seeking lousy giver). And once you get it, don't hold too tight to it - invest or tie it to something and let it work for you, before it goes - that's called: flipping.

I am not greedy though. I share all d time. The term, philanthropist just doesn't fit.
@bold, ur spirituality/belief system still baffles me. How does the universe reward? Who is in control?

Just talking from experience here cos by the time I turned 23 I had made so much money that I thought I'd be a millionaire by age 26. However, cos I was too green and didn't know much about flipping - youthful exuberance got the best of me and I lost everything on stupid shiit (I still have some of uber-expensive things I wasted my money on). That ish messed me up for a long time. I had to re-up from the scratch again.

It's good u learnt that earlier on. Some adults still don't get it. You see them showing off on instagram

They represent me, my life, my blood, my sweat, my tears, my hustle, my ancestry, the place that made, folks who changed my life, my troubles, my trials, and my tribulations.

You do have them. I knew it.

Err, check my profile - that's me chilling (I'll delete it in a bit). I wanna see ya back shot as well

Haven't seen u chilling o.

Yadoctora:

I thought u got busy in the real(er) world...I hope that mod's getting paid It's not worth the hassle . No1 would want to destroy this forum. it's great. We wld want it to stay that way, even if only for the fun of watching it grow.

Got busy as well in the mix.

I guess u saw Lagos. Not Nigeria

Lagos is the best Nigeria has to offer - once you see Lagos, you have seen Nigeria. Unless you want to see places worse than Lagos.

What does being industrious mean to you?

Hustling! Hustling!! Hustling!!! And grinding hard. However, it doesn't mean working extremely hard physically - it means working smart and tad bit hard within a well planned framework. Ditto taking risks and having the innate tenacity not to give up even when things aren't working your way. Then you have to be a fast thinker, with a lot of street smartness in the mix.

It's good u learnt that earlier on. Some adults still don't get it. You see them showing off on instagram

Instagram is the biggest fraud since Bernard Madoff's ponzi scheme.

That's where fugly chics look beautiful and broke folks act rich - no serious minded person takes instagram seriously.

You do have them. I knew it.

Wanna lick 'em?

Anyway, where ya pic at?

ShymmexOBE:


Got busy as well in the mix.



Lagos is the best Nigeria has to offer - once you see Lagos, you have seen Nigeria. Unless you want to see places worse than Lagos.



Hustling! Hustling!! Hustling!!! And grinding hard. However, it doesn't mean working extremely hard physically - it means working smart and tad bit hard within a well planned framework. Ditto taking risks and having the innate tenacity not to give up even when things aren't working your way. Then you have to be a fast thinker, with a lot of street smartness in the mix.



Instagram is the biggest fraud since Bernard Madoff's ponzi scheme.

That's where fugly chics look beautiful and broke folks act rich - no serious minded person takes instagram seriously.



Wanna lick 'em?

Anyway, where ya pic at?

I didn't see that chilling pic. I guess some other ppl saw it and probably saved it . A crazy one's probably walking London streets hoping to see that back somewhere.
now I'm curious, seriously.

Yadoctora:


I didn't see that chilling pic. I guess some other ppl saw it and probably saved it . A crazy one's probably walking London streets hoping to see that back somewhere.
now I'm curious, seriously.

Lol...too bad you missed it. Ask me any time you see me online. However, the problem is that I never stay on NL for more than 2 mins a stretch, unless I'm engaging someone on a thread. I just glance through - and pop-out most times.

I like the suspense though - my life's a movie.

Where ya back shot at? I wanna see all the excessive luggage you've been covering with burqa and shiiit. I love 'em humongous batty on African chics. I saw some Zambia chic yesterday and what she was carrying might be as big pluto and jupiter combined - wanna see if you can compete.

ShymmexOBE:


Lol...too bad you missed it. Ask me any time you see me online. However, the problem is that I never stay on NL for more than 2 mins a stretch, unless I'm engaging someone on a thread. I just glance through - and pop-out most times.

I like the suspense though - my life's a movie.

Where ya back shot at? I wanna see all the excessive luggage you've been covering with burqa and shiiit. I love 'em humongous batty on African chics. I saw some Zambia chic yesterday and what she was carrying might be as big pluto and jupiter combined - wanna see if you can compete.

You are crazy mahnn. What's d big deal about a man's back.abeg show picture make we hear word
Trust me, I get men drooling everyday and its got nothing to do with a backside.

U shld av known that I might not c d pic at d time. I am very busy and can work up to 48hrs straight. I don't comment too often for that same reason. So, let's get a time for ur picture show. Will check frequently for ur reply from now on.

Yadoctora:

You are crazy mahnn. What's d big deal about a man's back.abeg show picture make we hear word
Trust me, I get men drooling everyday and its got nothing to do with a backside.

U shld av known that I might not c d pic at d time. I am very busy and can work up to 48hrs straight. I don't comment too often for that same reason. So, let's get a time for ur picture show. Will check frequently for ur reply from now on.

Lawdy Lawd, I'm not crazy...my life is just a movie with suspense. And to get a little role in that movie, as the show continues, you need to bring ya A-game to the audition.

There's nothing special about the pic. I was just wearing a robe, standing on the balcony, of an hotel in Central London - facing the Palace of Westminster. I didn't even take the pick - it was some chic I was with that took. I saw it later, and kept it cos it looks somewhat artistic. Shyte like that shouldn't be on here cos of the broke losers and stalkers who follow me everywhere on these sides, about how I brag. The same fvckers cried for two days cos I was messing about with someone and I posted a bottle of ciroc. Can't let inconsequential flies start following me around again.

Men drooling over you? - that's interesting. Then again, based on what I've seen on here, the standard is pretty low. 99% of the pictures of the chics I've seen on here are hideous - with only a handful of decent ones who look like the girl next door. And even when I went to naij - it was the same thing, save for a handful who look extremely beautiful, and a few decent ones with crazy bodies. So you'll have to shock me and show me what these men are drooling over. And if it isn't the backside - what is it then? Don't tell me ya mammary glands are humongous and perky.

What type of work do you do that you work for 48hours straight? I have never even asked you about ya field.

ShymmexOBE:


Lawdy Lawd, I'm not crazy...my life is just a movie with suspense. And to get a little role in that movie, as the show continues, you need to bring ya A-game to the audition.

There's nothing special about the pic. I was just wearing a robe, standing on the balcony, of an hotel in Central London - facing the Palace of Westminster. I didn't even take the pick - it was some chic I was with that took. I saw it later, and kept it cos it looks somewhat artistic. Shyte like that shouldn't be on here cos of the broke losers and stalkers who follow me everywhere on these sides, about how I brag. The same fvckers cried for two days cos I was messing about with someone and I posted a bottle of ciroc. Can't let inconsequential flies start following me around again.

Men drooling over you? - that's interesting. Then again, based on what I've seen on here, the standard is pretty low. 99% of the pictures of the chics I've seen on here are hideous - with only a handful of decent ones who look like the girl next door. And even when I went to naij - it was the same thing, save for a handful who look extremely beautiful, and a few decent ones with crazy bodies. So you'll have to shock me and show me what these men are drooling over. And if it isn't the backside - what is it then? Don't tell me ya mammary glands are humongous and perky.

What type of work do you do that you work for 48hours straight? I have never even asked you about ya field.

I dont appreciate all this talks about mammary gland etc..I might just deactivate.
Youwin

Yadoctora:


I dont appreciate all this talks about mammary gland etc..I might just deactivate.
Youwin

Lol. Why are you sensitive? I didn't even use an expletive/explicit word.

Oya, come here, pele.

Hey, I'm an urban black nyggah from the belly of the beast who's super-liberal in how I talk albeit conservative when it comes to culture. So always expect shiit like that to pop up when you chat to me, and I'm keep it hunnid.

ShymmexOBE:


Lol. Why are you sensitive? I didn't even use an expletive/explicit word.

Oya, come here, pele.

Hey, I'm an urban black nyggah from the belly of the beast who's super-liberal in how I talk albeit conservative when it comes to culture. So always expect shiit like that to pop up when you chat to me, and I'm keep it hunnid.

I'm conservative all through. Learn to respect that...and that's me keeping it real.

ShymmexOBE:


Lol. Why are you sensitive? I didn't even use an expletive/explicit word.

Oya, come here, pele.

Hey, I'm an urban black nyggah from the belly of the beast who's super-liberal in how I talk albeit conservative when it comes to culture. So always expect shiit like that to pop up when you chat to me, and I'm keep it hunnid.

Btw, a question u avnt answered is what forms your belief in spirituality.
Plus post d pic and let's get that over with