Engrpj:
Please from experience.. How should i greet d Panel that will interview me..... What should i Portray in front of them

Follow these steps;
1. Walk into the room
2. Sit down on the chair
3. Remove alomo bitter
4. Ask dem if they will drink
5. If they sey yes then you are gud but if they dont reply collect the closest valuable thing on the desk e.g clock or their phone or even biro as souvenir..
6. Run for your life
7. Keep Running
8. Keep Running
9. Stop
10.keep Running......

I hope this helps

lestat:
Walk in with a sharp smile on your face, look around the room quickly catching everyone in the eye, then say a good morning or good afternoon depends on the time and then keep standing wait till you are asked to sit.

Site up and straight don't slouch!! Smile and sweep your eyes across the room again then let your focus rest on the person designated,to interview you..this person would be the one staring intensely at you and who asks you to introduce yourself.

Now you would benefit by learning how to read propel quickly, this would give you an edge by letting you know how to direct the conversation either brisk and official or semi casual and official or easy going and casual.

That's all I have for now

good morning "Sir!". The word makes you more polite.

i came here to learn as well but right now..i can't help but laugh at some comment here..till i fell off the chair pls someone should tell me sorry o

donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

lol lol. Ds ur banga soup no dy don?

jeeqaa7:
When u walk in..
U look left
Look right

Then u shout
Igbo kwenu!

If u no hear
Hay!

Shout April fool!


Den waka dey go house

Dat gat me lol dat ma lil sist had to ask sup wtcha big sist.

sleeknick:


Follow these steps;
1. Walk into the room
2. Sit down on the chair
3. Remove alomo bitter
4. Ask dem if they will drink
5. If they sey yes then you are gud but if they dont reply collect the closest valuable thing on the desk e.g clock or their phone or even biro as souvenir..
6. Run for your life
7. Keep Running
8. Keep Running
9. Stop
10.keep Running......

I hope this helps

See anoda descendant of FFK

sleeknick:


Follow these steps;
1. Walk into the room
2. Sit down on the chair
3. Remove alomo bitter
4. Ask dem if they will drink
5. If they sey yes then you are gud but if they dont reply collect the closest valuable thing on the desk e.g clock or their phone or even biro as souvenir..
6. Run for your life
7. Keep Running
8. Keep Running
9. Stop
10.keep Running......

I hope this helps

See anoda descendant of FFK

Mr chairman,honourable members of the audience,accurate time keeper,my co interviewee,distinguished ladies and gentlemen,good morning

;DJust go in
Raise ur two handz up.......
Shout!!!!!!!

TWALE!
TWALE!!
TWALE!!!

achemedez:

Lol...shoro niyen?

Oya mi lenu ooo

Simply say "Sai Buhari" or "Calvary greetings" to you all

elantraceey:


Mainly because the situation referred to is past.

But the rules of grammar need to be adhered to...rules of concord still live...

damola311:


You add sapele weed to that soup huh

shoooo! your head dey there

Engrpj:
Please from experience.. How should i greet d Panel that will interview me..... What should i Portray in front of them

Greet them like this, Panel wey wan interview me i greet una o. Una well done. Na work i find come. As for what you will portray, portray your briefcase and suit, not anyhow suit o, black suit to show that you are ready for the work before the interview. They will employ you in Jesus name, amen! No juju will demobilize your employment this year. Go in peace, and with peace of mind!

XtraSmooth404:
Just say "good morning/ good day everyone if the panel comprises male and female. However, I've been to a panel interview of 3 men, and I simply greeted "good morning Sirs"

very funny

laplace19:


Simply use "Good morning sir" no matter how many the men are...

Xtrasmooth 's correct. It's ok to say ' sirs' for plural. You may want to look up the usage in the dictionary.

Iamsynord:
1) Go to their Front
2) Start ; My interviewers ..You have been Compromised.( ×2) ..I cannot continue with you.You are racist ..You are racist..Go back to your Office
3 ) Walk Out
- Synord

This is Orubebe style

Very simple.... just swallow two tablets of JEGAQUINNE 250mg, shikena!

donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

This guy is damn funny..nice 1

donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

Guy, your recommendations should be binded in a hand out

Just say ' UNA WELDON OH, HOW UNA FAMILY? NO BE TO INTERVIEW ME BE THE MATTER BUT NA TO EMPLOY AND PAY ME WELL IF I PASS THE INTERVIEW'










Na joke i dey ooooo ..... no mind me.

Just say 'Goodafternoon all or goodmorning all or goodevening all.

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jeeqaa7:
When u walk in..
U look left
Look right

Then u shout
Igbo kwenu!

If u no hear
Hay!

Shout April fool!


Den waka dey go house

jeeqaa7:
When u walk in..
U look left
Look right

Then u shout
Igbo kwenu!

If u no hear
Hay!

Shout April fool!


Den waka dey go house

[quote author=jeeqaa7 post=32300581]When u walk in..
U look left
Look right

Then u shout
Igbo kwenu!

If u no hear
Hay!

Shout April fool!


Den waka dey go house
this yo comment make me laff so till water comot for ma eye

Engrpj:
Please from experience.. How should i greet d Panel that will interview me..... What should i Portray in front of them

Just go in, greet them Sir, Ma, ( While you look each and every face on the board). Remain standing until you are told to sit. If asked " why are you here"(surprise question), don't say you are here because you were invited for an interview.... instead say I'm here to actualize my dream or SERVING in an organization where... most importantly, be confident, look your interviewers in the face while you answer them. Take your time to answer questions, don't rush so as you speak slowly you get more ideas. All the best.

Nimblemind:
Just say, my guys how far now?
That might just make someone smile and that job is yours!

lol will try dis someday but that Will be when I dnt really need that job

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donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

Lol is the Banga soup ready?

Just give d lady(ies) air kiss and d men CHOP KNUCKLE
Dat's very mature

BecaciaBarbie:

Lol is the Banga soup ready?

still on fire o, no be ordinary banga soup.

elantraceey:



I'm not good at English but be careful of such mistakes .


Best of luck

haba! U're wicked

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donjuviam:
All u need to do is:-
1. Go in gently
2. Remove your cap(if u wear one)
3. Prostrate so flat(with your jaw touching the floor)
4. Roll on the floor for like seven times
5. Stand up and shake all of your interviewers
6. If their is a lady around them give her a cool peck
7. Told 'em "how you guys doing"
8. Thank me later

Busy cooking my banga soup

Engrpj:



Yes Sir.... [size=30pt]Did[/size] u also [size=30pt]wrote write[/size] the Apptitude test??

If that was a mistake, correct it.
If it ws an error, pls fix it b4 you go for the interview.

MY $1

Like wetin dey sup, how e dey be una pass? hope say no shiiit sha? i dey twale!
very easy... lubbish post

Engrpj:
Please from experience.. How should i greet d Panel that will interview me..... What should i Portray in front of them

Funny question though but I love your preparation.

Ehn.... my simple comment is;

When you enter,
Don't greet anybody, don't say a word, just be looking @them for abt 1min, If nobody talks then gently say "AM HERE NOW, ASK YOUR QUESTIONS AND LET ME ANSWER YOU NOW THAT I STILL AV TIME"

Then watch out their actions.