jamex93:
I flash u 5times, u did not call back


I tink we should just go our separate ways

tohpahz:


Now.. that one is bad.. u serious??

GhostProtocol:
Chandler from friends breaking up with Janice, lying that he's going to Yemen.

Funny part is when she follows him to the airport and stays with him till he boards, lol.

He really had to go to Yemen

alberto2k:
so you bought me a multicolored vest with yellow, green, pink, blue, violet and orange color, so u mean am I butterfly?

Its over!

Confirmer:
'Our destinies are not intertwined' (kadara wa ko papo)
'I need some space'
'My love for you is affecting my concentration at work '
'Our friendship will me more exciting'
'Mum just brought a girl from our village and said she will disown me if I fail to marry her. Please advice me'
'why did you like a guy's picture on facebook/instagram? Its so OVER'

tohpahz:


Lmao.. I like that janice
Oya tell mi urs??

Young03:
I once told my gal
chy, i want to breakup with u because my mum says she don't like u..

And she fainted

jamex93:
Some guys b like your punni don slack

GhostProtocol:


I don't have any funny ones

They've all been kinda serious business.

tohpahz:


Lolz.. that one didnt happen for real na..

babe, am for real.

U need to see the way she tore me up with fingers b4 she broke down in tears

Rexhenrex:
.

tohpahz:


Mom just brought a gal from village ni..
If I'm d gal ehh, id swear for u

alberto2k:


babe, am for real.

U need to see the way she tore me up with fingers b4 she broke down in tears

Confirmer:

Swear . So you actually want mum to disown me

tohpahz:


Oya tell me about the brk up lines u/dem used.. mine has been too funny. Maybe id need urs for a serious start

tohpahz:


Very awful

GhostProtocol:


Not a line, just honesty. Was out with my most recent ex at 4point and we started talking about our goals, then savings came up.

When the bill came, I looked at it and thought, I could have saved this money. So I told her later, that we should take a break so we can both work on our goals of being financially independent, since we're still kinda young.

tohpahz:


She didnt tear u up well.. cos u are still grinning. Bro butterfly

lol

And this ur moniker tohpahz, what are u topping na? Break up lines?

alberto2k:


lol

And this ur moniker tohpahz, what are u topping na? Break up lines?

tohpahz:


So u cant die for love??
It's over btw us..

stephenqueen:
You call me honey so you mean my mother is a bee, it is over between us
Cc:
alberto2k
orijin101
jacksparrow1207

tohpahz:


It's a customization for topaz(my nick)

oh okay..you must be Topazi batuka almakaya