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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:04pm On Apr 09, 2015
Jaycool18:
me be like :bae your ex is sexy
she :which ?
me: me tongue
Lol..straight to d point
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Jaycool18(m): 11:05pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:

Lol..straight to d point
no time for stories that touch
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:06pm On Apr 09, 2015
[quote author=Fabdedon post=32540145][/quote]

Yeah i agree kinda..

Buh gals have done u something oo.. u now play safe ( no emotions attached )
Gals &guys.. u people should pity yourselves oo.
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:08pm On Apr 09, 2015
[quote author=Fabdedon post=32540145][/quote]
Yeah i agree kinda..

Buh gals have done u something oo.. u now play safe ( no emotions attached )
Gals &guys.. u people should pity yourselves oo.
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 11:09pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:


Lolzz.. i was a good gal then oo.. he broke up cos of sex.. i wasn't even doing any moves on him yet..
D serving God part na wash jare. angry

Heehehe, well to be sincere I was guilty of that too sha. My ist gf too made me do "cunniWateva" wink and some oda stuvs. Na she open my eye sef.

1 day I just told her I needed to concentrate on my books. cheesy. Na so I take end am ooo.
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 11:11pm On Apr 09, 2015
Well my ex disappear without any break up lines but later appear from no where but this time I made d break up official by telling her U disappear like elijah and appeared like angel and u want us to continue, this time around it is finally over.

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 11:12pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:

Yeah i agree kinda..

Buh gals have done u something oo.. u now play safe ( no emotions attached )
Gals &guys.. u people should pity yourselves oo.
ehhh no be small thing de do me oo.. Sha i blame no one.. Fell in love at a young age.. Sha glad i did and figured out my mistakes.. The world would be better if we are just normal friends.. Just greed and jelousy dat hinders that.. No one wants to share

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:18pm On Apr 09, 2015
kinglekan:


Heehehe, well to be sincere I was guilty of that too sha. My ist gf too made me do "cunniWateva" wink and some oda stuvs. Na she open my eye sef.

1 day I just told her I needed to concentrate on my books. cheesy. Na so I take end am ooo.


Bad boy.. it's not fair na.. lol.. u shud av stood up to her. Tell her d reason tongue
Na dz serving God boify open my eye sef oo.. altho d eye bin dey open small small
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:19pm On Apr 09, 2015
wristwatch:
Well my ex disappear without any break up lines but later appear from no where but this time I made d break up official by telling her U disappear like elijah and appeared like angel and u want us to continue, this time around it is finally over.

Lol. U ddnt ask y she disappeared?? Maybe she went to collect more annointing grin
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by iPrevail(m): 11:19pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:

Cos d nigga fuc.ked up.. big time
We all make mistakes.. Amy
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:20pm On Apr 09, 2015
Fabdedon:
ehhh no be small thing de do me oo.. Sha i blame no one.. Fell in love at a young age.. Sha glad i did and figured out my mistakes.. The world would be better if we are just normal friends.. Just greed and jelousy dat hinders that.. No one wants to share

Mehn.. d greed is just too much.. nobody understands that not every friend is meant to be dated.. some are strictly supposed to be friends alone or things wud go soar..
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:21pm On Apr 09, 2015
iPrevail:

We all make mistakes.. Amy
Lol
Don't bring that tone,it reminds me of him cheesy
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by iPrevail(m): 11:25pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:

Lol
Don't bring that tone,it reminds me of him cheesy
Now don't try to hide from the truth.. No matter how hard, we must always forgive.
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 11:26pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:


Mehn.. d greed is just too much.. nobody understands that not every friend is meant to be dated.. some are strictly supposed to be friends alone or things wud go soar..
lol yeah and also peer pressure. Everyone has a gf except you.. All of dem av foik except you.. Arrhh.. You need to join nah.. Den u den start looking for that Ada wink
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 11:27pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:


Lol. U ddnt ask y she disappeared?? Maybe she went to collect more annointing grin

Nah yeye anointing be dat. cheesy
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:32pm On Apr 09, 2015
Fabdedon:
lol yeah and also peer pressure. Everyone has a gf except you.. All of dem av foik except you.. Arrhh.. You need to join nah.. Den u den start looking for that Ada wink

Lol truth!! Have u seen my beautiful baby.. ada ada
Leta the song turns to '' I've got to a b a little wiser ehhh'
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:33pm On Apr 09, 2015
iPrevail:

Now don't try to hide from the truth.. No matter how hard, we must always forgive.

Av forgiven him.. but he knows his place nd dahs where he'd remain
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:34pm On Apr 09, 2015
wristwatch:


Nah yeye anointing be dat. cheesy

Annointing for Americana wonders grin
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Youngpo413: 11:37pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:


Mom just brought a gal from village ni..
If I'm d gal ehh, id swear for u tongue
...and if you swear what will happen ?
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 11:37pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:


Lol truth!! Have u seen my beautiful baby.. ada ada
Leta the song turns to '' I've got to a b a little wiser ehhh'
lol yeah..
I need to kiss my pillow now.. work tomorrow
good night dear wink
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:38pm On Apr 09, 2015
Youngpo413:
...and if you swear what will happen ?

Ask ifa!! tongue
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:38pm On Apr 09, 2015
Fabdedon:
lol yeah..
I need to kiss my pillow now.. work tomorrow
good night

Good night kiss

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 11:41pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:


Bad boy.. it's not fair na.. lol.. u shud av stood up to her. Tell her d reason tongue
Na dz serving God boify open my eye sef oo.. altho d eye bin dey open small small

Well, me sef neva get sense dt time naa. Plus d sex con mk me dey feel like say I don spoil patapata.

Nwazz hope say u still tight down dere sha. And d lubricant neva loose its viscosity. wink
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Youngpo413: 11:45pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:


Ask ifa!! tongue
Lol,for me,u can swear from now till eternity and nothing will happen afterall its not a crime to fall out of love with someone...
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 11:46pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:


Nah.. i ddnt say so. I said i told him lil lies. Dahs d one i broke uo with..
Den d oda broke up with me with d serving God lie..
Lol.. haven't had any other brk up. smiley

The serving God one was funny sha, but how are you so sure he wasn't being honest
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:49pm On Apr 09, 2015
kinglekan:


Well, me sef neva get sense dt time naa. Plus d sex con mk me dey feel like say I don spoil patapata.

Nwazz hope say u still tight down dere sha. And d lubricant neva loose its viscosity. wink
Of course u don spoil kpata kpata..
D lubricant fitnt fade away grin
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:50pm On Apr 09, 2015
Youngpo413:
Lol,for me,u can swear from now till eternity and nothing will happen afterall its not a crime to fall out of love with someone...
Falling out of love is not d crime here. The lie is the crime..
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:52pm On Apr 09, 2015
GhostProtocol:


The serving God one was funny sha, but how are you so sure he wasn't being honest
Honest ko.. i knew him thru his friend.. d friend introduced me to the other galfriend.. (when drunk tho)
Maybe the gal is the serving God na
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 11:52pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:

Of course u don spoil kpata kpata..
D lubricant fitnt fade away grin

wink hehehe

Am just being a caring fwend naaa. cheesy
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:58pm On Apr 09, 2015
kinglekan:


wink hehehe

Am just being a caring fwend naaa. cheesy

This care is dangerous lipsrsealed
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 12:00am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:

Honest ko.. i knew him thru his friend.. d friend introduced me to the other galfriend.. (when drunk tho)
Maybe the gal is the serving God na


Hehehe grin
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Youngpo413: 12:01am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:


Nah i can't.. I'm taken.. even if i wasn't single,i can't be with him again, he lost that respect and is still tryna regain it
some guys sha...

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