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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 12:01am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:


This care is dangerous lipsrsealed

Hehehehehe, wld u prefer if I come chck on u den? wink
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 12:03am On Apr 10, 2015
Youngpo413:
some guys sha...

Yeah. Some guys like u
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 12:04am On Apr 10, 2015
kinglekan:


Hehehehehe, wld u prefer if I come chck on u den? wink

Thanks u hear.. this kind offer sef lipsrsealed
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by boynigeria(m): 12:10am On Apr 10, 2015
tell her that her mum and sista wants to fucck u
its either she believes u or not but either way, thats the end except uve gat some stalker shiit going on which defiantly needs special deliverance session
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 12:12am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:


Thanks u hear.. this kind offer sef lipsrsealed

Lolzzzz!! wink

***licking lips***
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Youngpo413: 12:18am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:


Yeah. Some guys like u
Guy's like me won't stoop so low to beg an ex no matter what...for me,once its over,it's for life,infact I don't even need friendship sef,damn,where is my pride ?if ur ex is my friend,I will just slap him to reality
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 1:12am On Apr 10, 2015
Lol
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 1:12am On Apr 10, 2015
Kinglekan want German juice cheesy
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 1:13am On Apr 10, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
Lol
boss of life
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 1:21am On Apr 10, 2015
Ipledge:
boss of life

I just dey watch king lekan and tophaz
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 2:26am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:


I no do anything wrong na.. but i wan dey in my own jare cool
issorite

ah never see ya buzz na undecided
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by dharay99: 7:14am On Apr 10, 2015
mime was really stewpid nd unexpectd.

Still can remember it wella... cry
#mrneen.
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by yemstok(m): 8:08am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:
Evening yall!!
And so i made a comment on a thread about break up..
And i remembered the break up line my first boyfriend used on me, i just had to smile..

He said. " amy,i have to break up with you because i want to serve God more and i can't do that with u"

Lolzz.
So, share any break up line that was funny to you,lets have fun!

Cc. Bobopupa
Falconey
Dharay99
Orijin101
Wristwatch
Hobowobo
Lala247
Kinglekan

lol. some guys sha! when ure not MAMMON
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by pbs4real(m): 8:11am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:
Evening yall!!
And so i made a comment on a thread about break up..
And i remembered the break up line my first boyfriend used on me, i just had to smile..

He said. " amy,i have to break up with you because i want to serve God more and i can't do that with u"

Lolzz.
So, share any break up line that was funny to you,lets have fun!

Cc. Bobopupa
Falconey
Dharay99
Orijin101
Wristwatch
Hobowobo
Lala247
Kinglekan
wen u nt caring enuf.
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Bobopupa: 8:35am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:
Evening yall!!
And so i made a comment on a thread about break up..
And i remembered the break up line my first boyfriend used on me, i just had to smile..

He said. " amy,i have to break up with you because i want to serve God more and i can't do that with u"

Lolzz.
So, share any break up line that was funny to you,lets have fun!

Cc. Bobopupa
Falconey
Dharay99
Orijin101
Wristwatch
Hobowobo
Lala247
Kinglekan

Unfortunately, or should i say fortunately i don't have any noteworthy break up stories funny or otherwise that i can share... but i've enjoyed reading some here all the same. wink

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Enockia(m): 8:35am On Apr 10, 2015
i used juju on u and it didnt work i dont trust u its over!!!!
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 8:55am On Apr 10, 2015
pbs4real:
wen u nt caring enuf.

Wat does it have to do with this
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 8:56am On Apr 10, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


I just dey watch king lekan and tophaz

Watch us well oo... mk i bring glasses for u wink
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 8:58am On Apr 10, 2015
Youngpo413:
Guy's like me won't stoop so low to beg an ex no matter what...for me,once its over,it's for life,infact I don't even need friendship sef,damn,where is my pride ?if ur ex is my friend,I will just slap him to reality
Thanks for d slapping offer. I accept cheesy
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 8:59am On Apr 10, 2015
alberto2k:

issorite

ah never see ya buzz na undecided

I dey come smiley
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:02am On Apr 10, 2015
yemstok:


lol. some guys sha! when ure not MAMMON
I no know for am oo
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:04am On Apr 10, 2015
dharay99:
mime was really stewpid nd unexpectd.

Still can remember it wella... cry
#mrneen.

Lol.. oya tell mi.. wah happened ?? Mornin,hope u gud?
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:07am On Apr 10, 2015
kinglekan:


Lolzzzz!! wink

***licking lips***

Lick d lips well oo. :p

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by pbs4real(m): 9:09am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:


Wat does it have to do with this
dt alone is enuf reason 4 ur first bf 2 break up wit ya.
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by dharay99: 9:20am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:


Lol.. oya tell mi.. wah happened ?? Mornin,hope u gud?
yea, nor too gud tho.

Well, mine was like ds...I called her one nyt n I was like why she doesn't call often again, dat she has changed...etc
The reply I got was was "its nuffin, hope u know we are no more dating"
Mehn i tut i was watching a Ghanian movie, until she made it clear to me wid ds statement "next tym learn to satisfy ur gf always" i strtd laff-cryinq on fone.
Well, I refused sex on her, dats wah she meant, months later, d b¡tch came back beggin for forgiveness etc, buh to b honest, it took me abt 7months to gada maslf together.
I've showd her everytin, she dun lick ma lollypop b4 just for her to know ma decision ain't abt impotency.
Aniway, dats past...I'm still on ma decision tho and I'm hapi ds way.


Hw u dear.?
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:25am On Apr 10, 2015
pbs4real:
dt alone is enuf reason 4 ur first bf 2 break up wit ya.

Well..he broke up cos of sex.. not care..
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by yemstok(m): 9:29am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:

I no know for am oo

should I say yours is good.

my ex told me she stopped having feelings for me. a girl that wud always say "Yemi, I don't wanna lose u. I wudnt take it if it happens"
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:30am On Apr 10, 2015
dharay99:

yea, nor too gud tho.

Well, mine was like ds...I called her one nyt n I was like why she doesn't call often again, dat she has changed...etc
The reply I got was was "its nuffin, hope u know we are no more dating"
Mehn i tut i was watching a Ghanian movie, until she made it clear to me wid ds statement "next tym learn to satisfy ur gf always" i strtd laff-cryinq on fone.
Well, I refused sex on her, dats wah she meant, months later, d b¡tch came back beggin for forgiveness etc, buh to b honest, it took me abt 7months to gada maslf together.
I've showd her everytin, she dun lick ma lollypop b4 just for her to know ma decision ain't abt impotency.
Aniway, dats past...I'm still on ma decision tho and I'm hapi ds way.


Hw u dear.?

Lol.. chai.. ur own is bad oo. Hope u know we r no more dating embarassed. U can imagine, she still came back to beg!!smh..


Anyways u bolder and better now

As for how i am.. I'm tryna suppress my anger hormone.. y aint u okay na
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:31am On Apr 10, 2015
yemstok:


should I say yours is good.

my ex told me she stopped having feelings for me. a girl that wud always say "Yemi, I don't wanna lose u. I wudnt take it if it happens"


grin lolzzz. Well she lost d feelings na.. wat can a gal do..
Kpele iyeh..
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by dharay99: 9:33am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:


Lol.. chai.. ur own is bad oo. Hope u know we r no more dating embarassed. U can imagine, she still came back to beg!!smh..


Anyways u bolder and better now

As for how i am.. I'm tryna suppress my anger hormone.. y aint u okay na

I saw ur post on ur diary, I dat d reason...why u angry.?

Reason y I ain't ok.? Wish I could type it here. lipsrsealed
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by yemstok(m): 9:36am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:


grin lolzzz. Well she lost d feelings na.. wat can a gal do..
Kpele iyeh..

Lmao. how cud she have lost it. she was careless nnni.

I'm over it anyways.



BTW, if that's u on ur dp, ure a fine geh....xpeciali dose eyes. *no comment*
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 9:41am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:


Watch us well oo... mk i bring glasses for u wink

No, thanks. cheesy

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