skimma:
Im glad to have witnessed the election in my country and I see the tension around everywhere I go. Unfortunately, some scenes were not inviting courtesy of the desperate politicians. But in all. the days I go out for elections had been fun. I had the opprtunity of meeting new people around the neighborhood and trust. Nigerians are always happy no matter what we go through.

Now that the political gladiators will soon go back to rejoice their victories or count thier losses. I might not have a interact with new people casually like ive been in the last few days. I will be back to my nornal work to home and meetings/business calls. These are becoming monotonous and I need a change.

Sometimes ago, I solicited for friendship and gave my pin out. I was quite explicit that I am opened to new friends and both sexes, provided the guys can communicate without attempting to talk about relationships or attempting to ask me out. My experience was a disaster. Almost all the guys I chatted could not sustain a 10 minute conversation without expressing their desire to date . Haba!! You guys fall my hand. Some of you including some ladies too deleted themselves because they couldnt continue wih a meaningful discussion that is outside relationships, sex and money. Not even politics....So sad.

To the people that got be using my brains because I had to substantiate my line of arguments on our chosen topics. I respect your sens of reasoning and I salute ur versatility and smartness. From you ive learnt, and I hope to learn more. I wish to meet more people and discuss matters of interest. I recall my discussion with... (name witheld) on the concept of trust, love, family and religion. Much as we didnt agree based on individual views, I appreciated your smartness, knowledge and maturity. Unfortunately. I mistakinly deleted your pin. Pls add me back. I have a new topic for you.

Many apologies if I sound too serious. I just wana have fun. So im opened to any topic. Anything is worthy of discussion as along as there is something to say. Even if there is none we can get to know ourselfves online. No matter who you are, male or female, student or working class, any tribe or nation. Lets get to meet and discuss.

Ladies in the house. Please I wil need your naija sense to beat these guys up to their game when they bring it on. So this is what ill do. Ill create a list for my female friends and rush to the group when these men think they can bamboozle me.

Alright friends ......lets chat on 534886ec. Im eagerly waiting to meet you.

ammyluv2002:
8. At the club

9. Night Classes

10. Late choir rehearsals (Sadly not every choir member is truly God fearing )

wristwatch:


Thank you.

osesx:
it's very common in nite class ..some guys that comes to nite class will read for a minute and pretend to b sleeping , mean while they are busy looking a ladies pant behind them ... I don't blame the but those gals that do put on short skirt to class

wristwatch:
Some guys can't control their sexual urge which somehow they use stylish ways to romance ladies in order to get satisfied.

Therefore, the places they stylishly romance ladies are;

1. In a commercial bus

This is peculiar to BRT, danfo and journey buses. However, due to the bad nature of Nigerian roads which serves as a catalytic process for dudes to express their "konji", they seize the moment of galloping to stylishly hit ladies bosom. Also for BRT(standing position), such dudes stylish hit their joystick against a lady's backyard to satisfy their urge.

2. At shopping mall

Though less common @ this place but it happens atimes when there is long queue to the cashier place. Somehow some dudes spot en downed ladies to stylishly have body contact with them.

3. Banking hall

Some banks are synonymous with long queues and as a result some guys book space in front of heavily gifted lady to enjoy her pillow.

4. On okada (Bike)

I remember one day I took a bike and d bike man stopped to carry a wickedly gifted bosom lady. Mehn! That day my joystick sang halleluyah still I get to my destination. Lol no be my fault "I be human being nah"

5. Polling unit

Some polling units have crowd and as a result of pushing and other things to vote early, some dudes seize the opportunity to having free access to her oranges.

6. Aptitude test centres

Due to struggle for job taking the last immigration exercise as a good example, some dudes enjoyed d moment while it last on some ladies without them knowing someone is enjoying free Internet browsing.

7. At bus terminus

During rush hour everybody struggle to get bus @ bus terminus especially in Lagos and as a result of severe rushing, some guys stylishly grab ladies orange and tap current hitting his machine gun against the lady's butt.

Feel free to add yours

vickylala239:




Is it Dat u don't know Dat ladies r praying for more body contact?

Abi u Hv Nt seen Whr a lady gv u Sum part of ha load to help ha carry(heavy boobs)

or Hv u Nt seen Whr a gel fixed ha figure 8 BTW ur legs.

Or u feel gels Dnt target guys Dey wnt.

R u aware Dat is Vry hard for a gel to toast u,rather fire u up to cum to to ha quickly.

Are u aware Dat boobs r Hv eye aka sensitive, So if u touch,d joy run to deir brain.

Little did u knw gels enjoy it Mre Dan u.

Example in a bus if u massage a gel she will do as if she Dnt knw,Evn if ur finger is soak wit witness inside ha Jerusalem. Rather she will help u cover d act. She will only shout wen she see Dat ppl Hv noticed it.

Bt ppl Dnt notice she will Nt let u rmve ur hand.

So if u do it Lik in a shop n she knows Dat ppl Hv seen it.Jst b ready for ha embarrassment. Funny enuf ppl Lik Mi Dnt feel embassy rather we both will embassy ursef.

I use to watch geks shout on guys Weda d guy is guilty or not.sumone Lik Mi Wat will come out of by mouth u will wish u had shut up n left.


I remember wen I use to trace a gel pant line till I reach d spot,while lining up for xams. D gel will Nt say a word, reason being she Wats to sit wit Mi So Dat she cn copy.Once she shift ha body I will stop,meaning d tin ha passed tru ha marrow.
It was tru dis gel Dat I discover Dat a gels power house is dangerous, dis particular gel Once u find ur fingers inside ha warehouse,forget it she will beg u to do wit or without .

So she discovered Dat I Hv discovered dis,she Neva let ma finger reach.

U need to see Hw we Dey struggle, Mi I Dey struggle Mke ma finger enter,she Dey drag Mi Mke I no reach am, as usual Nw a man wit Mre energy,I will reach at d end,Den form bad guy,while rmving my jeans slowly,while she rush Mi to hurry Na Dey I Dey form bad guy,d delay.

So guys,if ur gf say no,Jst find ur way in wit finger or any tin,let it Jst touch n won.it works wit most gel.

Xcept does gels Dat deir warehouse is So wide,or Hv given birth Bfr,does ones Hv anti virus.run from dem.Dey cn embrass u n shout rape ;Drape

Iyalasisi:
In the market.... they use their shoulder to brush a ladies's bre*st and blame it on the overcrowded environment.


Pathetic!

greatestboss:
Summary: Konji na bastard...

wristwatch:
Some guys can't control their sexual urge which somehow they use stylish ways to romance ladies in order to get satisfied.

Therefore, the places they stylishly romance ladies are;

1. In a commercial bus

This is peculiar to BRT, danfo and journey buses. However, due to the bad nature of Nigerian roads which serves as a catalytic process for dudes to express their "konji", they seize the moment of galloping to stylishly hit ladies bosom. Also for BRT(standing position), such dudes stylish hit their joystick against a lady's backyard to satisfy their urge.

2. At shopping mall

Though less common @ this place but it happens atimes when there is long queue to the cashier place. Somehow some dudes spot en downed ladies to stylishly have body contact with them.

3. Banking hall

Some banks are synonymous with long queues and as a result some guys book space in front of heavily gifted lady to enjoy her pillow.

4. On okada (Bike)

I remember one day I took a bike and d bike man stopped to carry a wickedly gifted bosom lady. Mehn! That day my joystick sang halleluyah still I get to my destination. Lol no be my fault "I be human being nah"

5. Polling unit

Some polling units have crowd and as a result of pushing and other things to vote early, some dudes seize the opportunity to having free access to her oranges.

6. Aptitude test centres

Due to struggle for job taking the last immigration exercise as a good example, some dudes enjoyed d moment while it last on some ladies without them knowing someone is enjoying free Internet browsing.

7. At bus terminus

During rush hour everybody struggle to get bus @ bus terminus especially in Lagos and as a result of severe rushing, some guys stylishly grab ladies orange and tap current hitting his machine gun against the lady's butt.

Feel free to add yours

Lala247:


Personal space .... Thats true
Went to yaba market n man the way they just they pull u here and there its scary .


But shop right is the worst
The man was taking money from me at the till n caressed my hand chai i wanted to die like rlly .. Its sick men .. Lol when they wont watch porn they be get lil thrills by touching ppl.

Rubis:


And someone said you are one of the best on Nairaland! I can't laugh.


Lol @ topic, I did some of those things during my secondary days and in those days when I was seeking for admission. Na molue dey sweet pass - you go just balance your rod for the babe backyard , some of those girls did enjoy it though.

player007:

Lolz you eh, are you talking from experience?

wristwatch:


He lives in me and when I became God's son, deliverance was part of my salvation.

Well he who is not guilty on the points I listed, let him cast d first stone.

RedBenson:


When next will you go to market again? I would like to pass same path with you in the market.

deebrain:



ok.....(he looks around for a rock to throw)

kalufelix:
Very foolish thread i must say...

tosyne2much:
I can't stop laughing

Wonderful write-up Wristwatch

ammyluv2002:
8. At the club

9. Night Classes

10. Late choir rehearsals (Sadly not every choir member is truly God fearing )

wristwatch:


4. On okada (Bike)

I remember one day I took a bike and d bike man stopped to carry a wickedly gifted bosom lady. Mehn! That day my joystick sang halleluyah still I get to my destination. Lol no be my fault "I be human being nah"

Feel free to add yours

Toks2008:


I would say only on bike in commeercial buses and cars are applicable in the real sense and any other place is not logical as it becomes too obvious.

secondly i bliv it is mutual and in some cases the ladies are even more benefitting from personal experiences.

I am naturally careful whenever i find myself in this situation thats y i hardly ride on a bike with a lady else i ask her to sit at the back.

i was in a public bus and this busty young lady was practically dragging herself close to me and at a point pushing me towards her with her hands.

i also went to Benin rep and sat on a bike with a lady in the middle and to my amazement this wide ass lady adjusted herself and sat on my groins and i was like WTF.

MANY OTHER EXPERIENCES I HVE HAD MADE ME beliv that sometimes ladies enjoy this even more than guys.

Tinyemeka:


Damn!!!

A wickedly gifted bosom lady came on board the bike (in essence she sat behind you with the bike man in the front) and your tin sang halleluyah through out the trip?

Dude...

You gay!

wristwatch:


Get ready for heavy slap

Boyooosa:
in the church during praise