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Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 12:51pm On Jan 28, 2009
Heavily pregnant woman discusses with her 3 years old son:

Woman: Son did you enjoy the food?.
Son: Yes mummy, the food was very sweet.
(Woman sits on the floor the way pregnant women use to sit with legs stretched forward and the stomach protruding like baloon. She was so ecstatic about the baby in the womb and told the son this.)
Woman: Do you know that your junior is inside here? (Pointing to her protruding stomach ).
SonsadConfused because he does not know the biological process of child bearing burst into tears and said) Mummy, are you this wicked, why did you decide to eat junior instead of garri? grin grin

In fact, son refused to be consoled because he could not see any reason why junior should be found in mummy's stomach grin grin.
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by romsky: 1:14pm On Jan 28, 2009
angry
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 1:23pm On Jan 28, 2009
lol grin that was funny

. . . but why is romade angry shocked
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by romsky: 2:59pm On Jan 28, 2009
i decided to act lyk d said Junior nah
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by gbolah1(m): 3:13pm On Jan 28, 2009
intresting
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 6:58am On Jan 29, 2009
I think mother should explain clearly to his son how junior got into the stomach grin grin.
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Nobody: 8:02am On Jan 29, 2009
you want to get him more confused and asked JAMB questions you ncant afford to answer comfortably grin grin grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 12:06pm On Jan 29, 2009
The poor boy wants to know how it happened now grin grin.
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by romsky: 12:20pm On Jan 29, 2009
tell him he will understand beta in either integrated science or biology class if he pays rapt attention in skul cool
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 1:50pm On Jan 29, 2009
anyways, it depends on the area where they live. tongue

the boy might know how junior got in there more than the mother undecided
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by folami86: 3:23pm On Jan 29, 2009
good jokes lol
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by dani1luv: 7:25pm On Jan 29, 2009
cool
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 10:27am On Jan 30, 2009
like me sha, i never knew how one comes into existence until i was 12 cool

u know say i no spoil like romade and Benson wink
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by dani1luv: 6:33pm On Jan 30, 2009
tuuh
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 7:25pm On Jan 30, 2009
Charlie bit my finger. . . owwww! Charlie!
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by dani1luv: 7:44pm On Jan 30, 2009
eeewwwwwww
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by mykali(m): 7:49pm On Jan 30, 2009
lmyo. a very interesting topic. . . . grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by dani1luv: 7:52pm On Jan 30, 2009
u sef wan chop garri
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 9:38pm On Jan 31, 2009
Son has stopped crying though not happy with mummy for eating Juniorinstead of garri. Son continued to wonder how Junior will come out of mummy's tommy. He then asked mummy.
Son: mummy, are you going to shit Junior out through the anus?
Mother: No (Mummy confused by this question).
Son: Will Junior smell of poopoo?
Mother: No(Mummy is unsettled by these barrage of questions from the son and regretted starting the conversation).

More questions from son later.
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What is wrong with this poster? You are looking for money when people are enjoying jokes? Look, there is time for everything o o angry. Get out of my thread else I shit you out of my em em em, ok! grin grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 1:52pm On Feb 01, 2009
no mind the guy. . . he don confuse. cheesy
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by romsky: 1:58pm On Feb 01, 2009
spenchuks:

like me sha, i never knew how one comes into existence until i was 12 cool

u know say i no spoil like romade and Benson wink


spencer can lie!
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 2:25pm On Feb 01, 2009
romade:


spencer can lie!

That's too true. He only found out 2yrs ago.
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by mykali(m): 4:30pm On Feb 01, 2009
grin i neva brush sha.
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by dani1luv: 4:34pm On Feb 01, 2009
who ask u
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Nobody: 5:30pm On Feb 01, 2009
no wonder the thread stinks.
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by clemcykul(f): 9:06am On Feb 02, 2009
like ur arse grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 6:50am On Feb 03, 2009
Son has stopped crying though not happy with mummy for eating Juniorinstead of garri. Son continued to wonder how Junior will come out of mummy's tommy. He then asked mummy.
Son: mummy, are you going to shit Junior out through the anus?
Mother: No (Mummy confused by this question).
Son: Will Junior smell of poopoo?
Mother: No(Mummy is unsettled by these barrage of questions from the son and regretted starting the conversation).
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 8:39am On Feb 03, 2009
repeated episode
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by clemcykul(f): 9:41am On Feb 03, 2009
that is the part two watch out for the part three
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 9:59am On Feb 03, 2009
are u d producer?
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by clemcykul(f): 10:12am On Feb 03, 2009
honestly i dont know

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