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Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 10:22am On Feb 03, 2009
then u need some brain massaging
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by clemcykul(f): 10:32am On Feb 03, 2009
i dont mind it really.
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 11:26am On Feb 03, 2009
** drags clemc to the theatre ** puts on my lab coat ** called my nurses and prepare for a delicate brain massaging **
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 11:29am On Feb 03, 2009
pls do a thorough massaging grin

@ clemcy
i recommend u to Dani's massager to u if Ben doesnt succeed grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 11:41am On Feb 03, 2009
Spencer, ah. ah.

I promise to be giving you every details as I operate through his small brain.

Trust me kiss
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 1:09pm On Feb 03, 2009
repeated episode
Sorry please. If this son can rattle me into confusion on paper, I wonder what the mummy that is physically with him is undergoing grin grin.
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by romsky: 3:37pm On Feb 03, 2009
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 3:44pm On Feb 03, 2009
what is all these na? angry

you pple should let me concentrate on the massaging na
or you want clemc's brain to decline undecided
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 3:50pm On Feb 03, 2009
Ben, no mind them jare, continue the massaging of that dead brain let's see if it can come to life grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 3:59pm On Feb 03, 2009
thank you my brada

right now, I'm working on the spot that makes him abuse pple.
It has nearly damaged the nerve that leads to the mouth
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Nobody: 8:48pm On Feb 03, 2009
just be careful, that brain farts
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 7:58am On Feb 04, 2009
shocked grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 10:23am On Feb 04, 2009
I was about reducing the frequency of sexuality in his brain , but . . . . .

clems just woke up from the bed, sounding a big warning to my ears that
I shouldn't try to touch the nerves that makes him chase women
I need a blood relation to sign this
undecided
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 11:29am On Feb 04, 2009
Please keep his sexuality. There is need for him to continue to sentence some daughters of Eve to 9 months imprisonment with hard labour grin. In fact, some daughters of Eve on this NL will not be happy with you if you "de-sexualise" him, I have not mentioned names o grin.
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by clemcykul(f): 2:38pm On Feb 04, 2009
jah bless u jamace.

*touches koko to be sure its intact*

wat is life widout a koko grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 4:36pm On Feb 04, 2009
clems is really sturbborn,

he can't stay in a place. I will call it a night if he doesn't stay put angry
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Nobody: 4:54pm On Feb 04, 2009
guys am confused, this he, she, he, she thing

clemcy are you she or he or it
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by clemcykul(f): 8:47am On Feb 05, 2009
lol
u just caaught the bug lmao
am clem no bullshit grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by romsky: 1:50pm On Feb 05, 2009
but cowshit
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 2:04pm On Feb 05, 2009
Oh my gawd, clems is staring at my nurses shocked
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Nobody: 2:18pm On Feb 05, 2009
he's checking on them i guess
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by romsky: 2:19pm On Feb 05, 2009
pluck off d eyes or administer more ************
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by jamace(m): 6:14pm On Feb 05, 2009
Is he the junior brother of Dauda the sexy guy in the extinct famous commedy tabloid IKEBEASTRONOMINICOLOGY?
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by sylve11: 6:54pm On Feb 05, 2009
romade:

pluck off d eyes or administer more ************

right!
to see if they got undies on.
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 9:38am On Feb 06, 2009
Ben pls format clemcy's brain very well grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 10:18am On Feb 06, 2009
My nurses have angrily left the theatre.
this has never happened before
shocked

Operation over ruled angry where is stanley, come and carry your twinny
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by clemcykul(f): 10:23am On Feb 06, 2009
no way mehn i must be operated upon

*stares at ben's trousers* tongue grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by spenchuks(m): 7:32pm On Feb 06, 2009
run for ur dear life! shocked
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13: 9:55am On Feb 07, 2009
who? grin
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 10:00am On Feb 07, 2009
Why Should spenchuks Eat Senior Instead Of SugarCane? tongue
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by dani1luv: 10:56am On Feb 07, 2009
think harder
Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by sylve11: 11:38am On Feb 07, 2009
odinga

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