MrNL:
believe it or not,I did this some hours back

Really That means you're the one in the pishure...

Well, I'd rather leave the house messy and let the girl make it tidy. That's how we do! No time for pretence...

Davidovinci:

Haba na easy.........repaint the room? U sef!

That guy can lie for Africa.

justicerowland:
This to me is not a righht thing to do. You only arrange uR room wen ur about having a visitor. That means your lazy if she goes what next? You keep it untidy again if I were her I will pay you an unxpected visit to knw who am dating [color=#770077][/color]

Hey!!! No be guy you be ,,.? Why you come dey think like woman on their behalf ,,.? Abi you wan CHANGE to Woman ,,,,?

veraiyke:
U must b so dirty to b sweeping n rearranging ur room only when she is coming over. U must stink so badly

Out Of Point ,,,, I know na ,,. Mtcheeeew President Klinton.,,,, na you know people wey dey dey dirty and people wey dey stink too ,,,, .

jeeqaa7:
I thought I was the only one guilty till.....

Ladies ... If you want your bf to sweep his house, just tell him u are coming over

Sweep wor?

All these young bloods we got running nak3d all over this virtual space

Who got time to sweep when work la much?

The tin happen to me.
One day she say she dey come my house,

If you see how I take clean every were heh,

Na that day I buy broom,

That same day I buy mop,

The same time of that day, I buy pillow

After I clean everywhere, I forget to park one of my dirty boxer
Were small amount of mess and shitte were dey the boxer

As she come my house, sit down for my bed, I go buy her coke and bread.

She come dey drink the coke ohh, weti carry her eye see that boxer na only God know.


The mumu girl come say "viciyus is this your boxer"

I just smile tell her say na my rag ohhh. Even use am take clean some of the coke were she pure for ground.


Shall after she go. I wash my boxer dey wear am.

YoshiMaster:
You guys haven't seen anything at all.

They call me Tornado

Cause when she's coming, I move swiftly like the wind; sweep, wash the bathroom, mop the floors, spray airfreshner, sometimes I even repaint the room

Painter

Emodeee:


Mznelly, dis one is deceiving u o. Abi o ti curvy ni? If I hear. She be like toothpick.

haha. guilty as charged

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Hahahaha very true

nor be sarkodie they make bed so......

Thats how ah wuld be arranging ma bed if Nairaland's Icebebe calls me she's coming to ma Place!

Tryin 2 laf,i go even change my carpet,spray air freshner sef

folabayo1:
The biggest fraudster on earth are men and their preys are usually women
But God dey

the word fraudster and women nw go together

Lala247:


Really

folabayo1:
its vice versa

Dears, i didn't say that we guys don't lie but sisters, only devil second una!

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Viciyus:
The tin happen to me.
One day she say she dey come my house,

If you see how I take clean every were heh,

Na that day I buy broom,

That same day I buy mop,

The same time of that day, I buy pillow

After I clean everywhere, I forget to park one of my dirty boxer
Were small amount of mess and shitte were dey the boxer

As she come my house, sit down for my bed, I go buy her coke and bread.

She come dey drink the coke ohh, weti carry her eye see that boxer na only God know.


The mumu girl come say "viciyus is this your boxer"

I just smile tell her say na my rag ohhh. Even use am take clean some of the coke were she pure for ground.


Shall after she go. I wash my boxer dey wear am.

Post a pix or i die with laughter!

folabayo1:
The biggest fraudster on earth are men and their preys are usually women
But God dey

them Don show you pepper? sorry for your life, next time shine your eyes

Hell is real

Women keep giving guys hb since years.

YoshiMaster:
You guys haven't seen anything at all.

They call me Tornado

Cause when she's coming, I move swiftly like the wind; sweep, wash the bathroom, mop the floors, spray airfreshner, sometimes I even repaint the room

repaint d room lyk seriously ?

MUMINATED:
Na bullet proof b dat

MUMINATED:
Na bullet proof b dat

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YoshiMaster:
You guys haven't seen anything at all.

They call me Tornado

Cause when she's coming, I move swiftly like the wind; sweep, wash the bathroom, mop the floors, spray airfreshner, sometimes I even repaint the room

haaa I think I might need to visit you and then report back to fellow nlders if it's true

remember007:
haaa I think I might need to visit you and then report back to fellow nlders if it's true

Pls dont try visiting Tornado else you will cure his konji that has been hibernated after the last chick he cleaned d house dissappointed him.

[quote author=jeeqaa7 post=32720608]Remember 1 time I had dis new catch(fresh-fish) and she said she coming over.
I tidied d house, cooked, scrubbed toilet even swept d compound . Even bought drinks with ice .drank small ogogoro to charge up. Checked time . 4pm . Den I lay down to wait for her . Sleep took over

Next I knew ..it was 11pm.
I checked my fone 10 missed calls .

I wan die!

So I decided never to do any more jamesbond cleaning till she calls to say...
I dey ontop bike .. Abeg dey ur gate


Loool .

Aijalon:
Thats how ah wuld be arranging ma bed if Nairaland's Icebebe calls me she's coming to ma Place!

yimu

If I tell u the kin Jackie work wey I do the last time, after much much the babe no show up.

farano:

YOU!!

Hehe. Mine is also funny. Had this chick i have been chasing for couple of weeks. She said she was coming to my house to spend a night with me. Asked her what time would she come. She didn't want to tell me.

Turned off my phone about 8pm. The next morning i got about 4 text messages saying i've been calling you but your phone is switched off, where are you? Blah blah.

I became so disappointed. Because i knew i already missed that chance. lol.