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10 Naira Conversation With 1000 Thousand Naira Note by AmazingZeus(m): 12:51am On Apr 17, 2015
A well-worn out N1000 note and a
similarly
distressed N10 note arrived at the Central
Bank
to be retired. As they moved along the
conveyor
belt to be burnt, they struck up a
conversation.
The one thousand naira reminisced
about its
travels all over the country: "I've had a
pretty
good life" the one thousand naira
proclaimed. "I
have been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano,
and
Abuja. The finest restaurants in Victoria
Island,
Kaduna, Abuja and Eastern Nigeria.
Performances
at Muson Centre and Glover Hall, the
hottest nite
clubs all over the country and even a
cruise on
the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans." "WOW!"
said the
ten naira. "You've really had an exciting
life!"
"So tell me, says the N1,000 note, "where
have you been throughout your life
time?"
The N10 note replies: "Oh, me 7 my friend,
N20
naira, I've been to the
ECWA Churches, Apostolic and Methodist
Churches, the Redeemed Christian
Church,
the Deeper Life Bible church, Baptist
Church, the
C & S Church, CCC, the Lutheran Church,
St Peter
Catholic Church, etc."The N1,000 note
interrupts:
"What is a church?"
"It's a place where believers in Jesus
Christ
gather to worship God in spirit and in
truth",
replied the ten naira note. "My masters
never took
me to Church" lamented the N1,000 naira
note.
So, please, please and please, take1,000
naira
notes to Church. They want to know
Jesus too....pls o.especialy u
Re: 10 Naira Conversation With 1000 Thousand Naira Note by kolomax(m): 1:27am On Apr 17, 2015
OP is the money for God or pastors
Re: 10 Naira Conversation With 1000 Thousand Naira Note by AmazingZeus(m): 8:45am On Apr 17, 2015
is that the excuse you use to justify your mistake
Re: 10 Naira Conversation With 1000 Thousand Naira Note by sinaj(f): 9:42am On Apr 17, 2015
grin grin grin

buh op why d choch na
Re: 10 Naira Conversation With 1000 Thousand Naira Note by AmazingZeus(m): 10:47am On Apr 23, 2015
Sacrifice that money to God remember he gave it to you in the first place

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