This guy was walking down the street and this
hooker says,

"Say, wanna have a good time?"

"Sure", he says and they were off to the nearest
motel. She takes off her clothes and he
keeps staring at her.

She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since
you crawled out of one?"

The guy says: "Nope, just the first one I've seen
big enough to crawl back into."

Q. What is the best thing about a Mouth Action?

A. The ten minutes silence

very funny

yea!!! really awful joke!

hahaha.

yeah its a nice joke but a dirty one..

ariba, give us more.....

10 minute silence, eh?

crazy stuff

u think that is crazy?,wait till ariba drops ur jaws!!!

:d

ahahaha omg! lmfaooooo!

At d airport,a white guy&a black guy sat 2gether,d black guy had bunch of bananas on him while d white guy hd a monkey-d black man thn said 2 d white man "culd u please watch over my bananas i want 2 pee" b4 d black man gt bck,d white guy's monkey hd eaten d black guy's banana,black man ws furious and asked angrily "who ate my bananas?" white man replied "ask ur brother".black sat down quietly,d white man went 2 pee also and asked d black man 2 watch over his monkey 4 him,wen he came back he found his dead,he angrily asked d black man"wat d hell happnd 2 ma monkey" black man "please dis a family affair,none of ur business"

lmfao!

@ Kadeejah, pls giv me ur yahoo id i want to talk to u

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georgee:

At d airport,a white guy&a black guy sat 2gether,d black guy had bunch of bananas on him while d white guy hd a monkey-d black man thn said to the white man "culd u please watch over my bananas i want 2 pee" before d black man gt bck,d white guy's monkey hd eaten d black guy's banana,black man ws furious and asked angrily "who ate my bananas?" white man replied "ask your brother".black sat down quietly,d white man went 2 pee also and asked d black man 2 watch over his monkey 4 him,when he came back he found his dead,he angrily asked d black man"what d hell happnd 2 ma monkey" black man "please this a family affair,none of your business"

so damn funny LOL,

These jokes are really hilarious

i have just cracked my ribs again

georgee:

please this a family affair,none of your business"

What do you mean??

Dt ws quite funny bt gross

Ha ha ha , thats real family affair ! so funny ,

@ariba,
repent Jesus is coming tomorrow!
@goergee,
thanks that was a wonderful one.

goergee,that was funny.chop knuckle

this one don pass night of thousand laugh, my guy u fit go open night of million lauch,because u dey fit.

keep it coming guys, cant get enough

clean joke. ma guy buzzz on.

This is so funny but come to real facts can a p***y be as wide as that?
girls i need an answer

@sirmeul,did u pass biology?ok how do babies come out?

Really bad joke!

A plain with no body in it, going to london from jamaica crashed just as it was getting to london airport. All the police found was 200kg of cocaine in the engine room.when reporters asked for the cause of the crash, the police simply said all we found was large qty of cocaine and i guess it couldnt travel that 'HIGH'

hahahahahahah funnyyyy

That's so funny, can't just help laughing