DeKasablanca:

What's a sinaj?

DeKasablanca:

Ok. I'm his second wife ngbayen

Orijin101:

Don't mind her, sinaj is a local olosho

DeKasablanca:

Den I multiply the thunder by 150, square it, multiply by another 150, cube it den send it to fire u

Adebisi, me

sinaj:

DeKasablanca:

DeKasablanca:

And you knowthis because...

stephenqueen:

U wan dey spoil parole for person ba Na for ur mouth dem go hear say iya teacher die

sinaj:


evn u too

u dat i give weed weneva u cum visiting *wipes tears*

Orijin101 must take back his ring tonight *xobs*

Orijin101:

Ehm. . . sweetheart, itz not wah you think ooo

kinglekan:


Werey leleyi oooo!!!

After u don give all ur patients wey dey find pikin belle.

Dem go con be like

*****Scene****

Patient's Husband: Doc, junior seems to have a striking resemblance with you.

Doc KingTom: Junior seems to be suffering from a rare case of Lamellar ichthyosis also known as Ictchyosis Lamellaris and Nonbullous congenital icthyosis....

Patients Husband: *confused face*


Cc: Tosyne2much, Origin101, Ipledge, Jacksparrow1207, Alberto2k, stephenqueen,2dice,khalleb

2dice:

hmnn kingtom is not that kind of fellow...we dont do such stuff

kinglekan:


LIAR!!!!!

prettythicksme:
chaiiiii op how u take no all dis?

Orijin101:

Adebisi, me

sinaj:
it shud b Who nd nt What

2dice:

serious man...my D is the newest V around Town

sinaj:


evn u too

u dat i give weed weneva u cum visiting *wipes tears*

Orijin101 must take back his ring tonight *xobs*

agarawu23:
if this tread make FP without dis treadhttp://www.nairaland.com/2263992/funny-wedding-cake-couples-met I will give up on romance section

Orijin101:

Adebisi, me

kinglekan:




Dis 2dice own worse ooooo

DeKasablanca:

You didn't tell me you're married.

sinaj, see wah you caused

Orijin101:

sinaj, see wah you caused

2dice:

worse as in?
When you ma Boss dey Ground

DeKasablanca:

Sorry. Ddnt know 'sinaj' is a person

Orijin101:

sinaj, see wah you caused

sinaj:


now u knw

DeKasablanca:

So you're cheating on me?!

sinaj:

wah did I cause
because she is prettier dan me abi

see my life

Orijin101:


see my life

Orijin101:
Without wasting much time, roll with me as i bring you the types of prostitutes we have in Nigeria:

1 Local Prostitutes
These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls "sarewa" meaning "rush come", they are always present in every hood.
NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Prostitutes
They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.
NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Prostitutes
These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.
NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N750.

4 Holy Prostitutes
They are regular church or mosque goers but they can't just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.
NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.

5 E-Prostitutes
They are more like OLX or konga all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you
you will always find them on every social networks even on _nairaland
NB: They charge high.

6 Corporate Prostitutes
They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night.
NB: They don't have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their parners.

7 High-Class Prostitutes
If you are not a billionaire, don't just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches.

8 Add urz

keep calm and run from oloshos
orijin101

kinglekan:


Werey leleyi oooo!!!

After u don give all ur patients wey dey find pikin belle.

Dem go con be like

*****Scene****

Patient's Husband: Doc, junior seems to have a striking resemblance with you.

Doc KingTom: Junior seems to be suffering from a rare case of Lamellar ichthyosis also known as Ictchyosis Lamellaris and Nonbullous congenital icthyosis....

Patients Husband: *confused face*


Cc: Tosyne2much, Origin101, Ipledge, Jacksparrow1207, Alberto2k, stephenqueen,2dice,khalleb

the kingtom I know dey run INSERTING clinic strictly for female patients