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new car by Nobody: 6:38pm On Oct 12, 2005
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father, who was a minister if they
could discuss the use of the car. His father took
him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a
deal with you. You bring your grades up, study
your bible a little and get your hair cut and
we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy
came back and again asked his father if they
could discuss use of the car. They again went to
the father's study where his father said, "Son,
I've been real proud of you. You have brought
your grades up, you've studied your bible
diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited and minute and replied, "You
know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You
know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair,
why even Jesus had long hair...."

To which his father replied...."Yes, and they
WALKED every where they went!"
Re: new car by goodguy(m): 8:41pm On Oct 12, 2005
wow! where do u get all these funny jokes? grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: new car by hotangel2(f): 4:02am On Oct 14, 2005
he's good. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: new car by esconedge(m): 10:40am On Oct 14, 2005
dat is great u know,d man showed him he waz born b4 the son was... grin grin
Re: new car by fabian(f): 5:31pm On Oct 14, 2005
Ha, ha! very funny! cheesy cheesy
Re: new car by Maneater1(f): 12:33pm On Jan 23, 2007
AMEN, smart priest grin

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