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10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by DanceVille: 7:57am On Apr 20, 2015
DanceVille:
Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance. grin As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.


1.Using Slow Rhythm And Soft Tone:
Whether on the phone or in person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive girls is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his Great Grandmother who just had Ear surgery.Ladies, you know what I'm saying.....Right?
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2.Perfume:
Hmmmm.... No need to talk about this.It's as simple as I told you it'd be.The worst part, even a#1200 perfume can make a girl thinks, ["hmmmm....Just maybe"].
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3.Dress Cute And Nice:
Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the colour goes well, and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering.
If the guy con try add good Shoe with correct Belt and Wristwatch, aha! "it is finished" again....Thank You Lord Jesus!
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4.Smile:
A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will always deceive you Ladies into opening up your Shield... Watch for this one too.A smile can cost more than the price they call.Is after you buy, that you will know the difference between Sokoto and Isoko.
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5.Make You Talk:
A guy that knows 'Whatsup' will always make you want to talk, and talk only about yourself.Things that concern you, your Hairdo, your Make-up and how so 'Beautifully Ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big brother house girls! This tactic is simple.So simple.Once they get you talking and talking, trust me, they are Ogling at your chest, your Lips and if it's really nice, your Hair.
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6.Make You Laugh:
Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most serious.
Ladies, trust me, guys know this and I'm telling you a secret [husssh! Listen....] Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my Sweet Lord Jesus.
Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the Women in his life...He never made them laugh.I'm not sure I have an Antidote coz this trick really works.
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7.Clean Skin:
Oh Boy!... I don't know where to start from in this one.Why do you think Ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no Blemish, no Pimples, all clean, the Ladies even start deceiving themselves.
They be like "Wow....he's so competing with me".
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8.Walk Slowly:
A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence.Ladies am I right.... That you never get turned on by a guy who walks so fast! Tap! Tap! Tap! like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for Heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, One- and...Two....and...One- and...Two... trust me, the Ladies start tripping.
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9.Make You Think or Talk about S\ex! : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the RED word, ladies die once. It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "down there" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!
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10.Feel Free To Add Yours


HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. Comments and bashing are welcome..
Gud Morning!



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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by falconey(m): 7:58am On Apr 20, 2015
I am here to gossip

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Dotwillis1(m): 7:59am On Apr 20, 2015
Its normal, We don't do this to deceive girls, we do it to attract, captivate them.

Don't think any girl will like yhu if yhu don't do any of this, especially making them laugh.

The girls also do some of the above listed as well.

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Cutehector(m): 7:59am On Apr 20, 2015
Am very guilty of number 6.... My very good bait!!!

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by DanceVille: 8:01am On Apr 20, 2015
falconey:

I am here to gossip
Hmm...I can smell that already boss...
Which one are u guilty of?

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Mhizkel(f): 8:03am On Apr 20, 2015
Nice try Op...But none of this moves me!

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by DanceVille: 8:06am On Apr 20, 2015
Thanks miss...
Mhizkel:
Nice try Op...But none of this moves me!
Are u sure, none of this moves you?

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by DaZion(m): 8:08am On Apr 20, 2015
I'm here to park my Bus...

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by DaZion(m): 8:09am On Apr 20, 2015
Falconey, abeg sell dat plot of Land for me..
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by DaZion(m): 8:13am On Apr 20, 2015
Dotwillis1:
Its normal, We don't do this to deceive girls, we do it to attract, captivate them.

Don't think any girl will like yhu if yhu don't do any of this, especially making them laugh.

The girls also do some of the above listed as well.
I agree wit u dude..
Some gals do dis stuffs listed above, even more perfectly than guys...

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Mhizkel(f): 8:13am On Apr 20, 2015
DanceVille:
Thanks miss...Are u sure, none of this moves you?
Yea it doesn't...Except if i like the person naturally..but if don't, there's nothing he is gonna do that will move me!Even if he has millions...

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Nobody: 8:16am On Apr 20, 2015
~ I don't get how all these add up to being deceitful.
They are just normal acts..

Do you expect guys to look rough and untidy?. .if not then how does looking neat or wearing ironed clothes or perfumes translate to being deceitful..
so smiling is a deceitful act?
Walking slow?
.you are confused.

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by naijaboiy: 8:17am On Apr 20, 2015
Mhizkel:
Nice try Op...But none of this moves me!
Money moves you.

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Tapout(m): 8:17am On Apr 20, 2015
ironically, girls do the same....#deceiving man since the time of eden

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Dotwillis1(m): 8:18am On Apr 20, 2015
Mhizkel:
Nice try Op...But none of this moves me!
not even when someone makes u laugh?
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Mhizkel(f): 8:19am On Apr 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

Money moves you.
Yes!Money i worked for does really move me..Not other peoples'

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Dotwillis1(m): 8:20am On Apr 20, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ I don't get how all these add up to being deceitful.
They are just normal acts..

Do you expect guys to look rough and untidy?. .if not then how does looking neat or wearing ironed clothes or perfumes translate to being deceitful..
so smiling is a deceitful act?
Walking slow?
.you are confused.
I tire o... As if the girls don't even like stuffs like that
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Mhizkel(f): 8:21am On Apr 20, 2015
Dotwillis1:
not even when someone makes u laugh?
Not even that!

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Ezedon(m): 8:23am On Apr 20, 2015
Everly the guys will always be guys and the babes will always be babes

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by naijaboiy: 8:27am On Apr 20, 2015
Mhizkel:

Yes!Money i worked for does really move me..Not other peoples'
Lol...na only for Nairaland we dey read all these talks. grin

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by demmy0325(m): 8:29am On Apr 20, 2015
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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by naijaboiy: 8:29am On Apr 20, 2015
Mhizkel:

Yea it doesn't...Except if i like the person naturally..but if don't, there's nothing he is gonna do that will move me!Even if he has millions...
Lol you're just making noise.

How else can you like someone naturally?

Are you saying someone cannot warm his way to your heart by using these methods to talk to you?

What the op listed is applicable to every girl and very normal. It's not rocket science. grin

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Mhizkel(f): 8:30am On Apr 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

Lol...na only for Nairaland we dey read all these talks. grin
Lol...I'm just trying to be sincere!
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by jotax(m): 8:33am On Apr 20, 2015
Mhizkel:
Nice try Op...But none of this moves me!
That's true!
So what then moves u?
MONEY?
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Dotwillis1(m): 8:34am On Apr 20, 2015
Mhizkel:

Not even that!
then yhur one hell of a boring girl smiley

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by jotax(m): 8:35am On Apr 20, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ I don't get how all these add up to being deceitful.
They are just normal acts..

Do you expect guys to look rough and untidy?. .if not then how does looking neat or wearing ironed clothes or perfumes translate to being deceitful..
so smiling is a deceitful act?
Walking slow?
.you are confused.
my thoughts exactly!
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Mhizkel(f): 8:36am On Apr 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

Lol you're just making noise.
We are all humans right? But the truth is we are different in our own ways..mine differs from yours and yours differs from others...I'm so incredible when it comes to a guy trying to win my heart

How else can you like someone naturally?

Are you saying someone cannot warm your heart by using these methods to talk to you?

What the op listed is applicable to every girl and very normal. It's not rocket science. grin
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Mhizkel(f): 8:37am On Apr 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

Lol you're just making noise.
We are all humans right? But the truth is we are different in our own ways..mine differs from yours and yours differs from others...I'm so incredible when it comes to a guy trying to win my heart



Are you saying someone cannot warm your heart by using these methods to talk to you?

What the op listed is applicable to every girl and very normal. It's not rocket science. grin
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by DanceVille: 8:41am On Apr 20, 2015
Mhizkel:

Yea it doesn't...Except if i like the person naturally..but if don't, there's nothing he is gonna do that will move me!Even if he has millions...
Hmmm...Didn't trust Ya!
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Nobody: 8:42am On Apr 20, 2015
Op putting one perfume is for attraction to make one feel good ..
How is that meant to deceive anyone lol what kind of girls get deceived by perfume lol that is complete bs sorry smiley
Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by Mhizkel(f): 8:43am On Apr 20, 2015
Dotwillis1:
then yhur one hell of a boring girl smiley
Because i don't fall for guys moves easily doesn't mean i'm boring..I know when someone loves me and when he doesn't

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Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by CountDracula(m): 8:43am On Apr 20, 2015
Girls are snakes! And dey love being snakes

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