A girl started noticing a guy who
stands in front of her home everyday
in the evening.
She noticed the guy always comes
mostly in the evenings and
weekends.
The guy never tried to talk to her nor
showed any gesture, he just moves
here and there by looking into his
mobile phone and occasionally
stealing a stare at her.
It went on like that for a year and the
girl understood the guy was in love
with her but was too shy to express
his feelings.
So, she told her parents.
They too saw him and liked him.
They discussed with her
grandparents about a likely marriage.
But wanted her to make the first
move.
The next day, she went to him and
said, Hi.
I'm Jada.
He said, Hi. I'm Smith.
Hearing this, the girl was very happy
as the names were matching like Will
Smith and Jada Pinkett.
The girl went on and said, I really
appreciate your patience and
decency.
You have been standing in front of
my home everyday for about a year
now.
So, I understand that you are in love
with me but too shy to say it.
I think i really like you too and would
love it if we get married.
The guy smiled and said, Forgive me
sister!
Actually your home's WIFI doesn't
have a password.
So, i come here every evening after
work to use free wi-fi to chat with my
girlfriend!

Dry and creepy.

Jesus christ!!!! !!!!

Loool...OP U didn't tell us wat happened to d girl after hearin dat naw, did she hav a heart attack? Or did she stab him? I'm sure she stabbed him, but she too b fool o, hw wil u fall in love wit a potential stalker

LOlzzzz!! Ladies with their false instict. The guy can still make her a temporal 'wifi' you know.