One cold winter morning, during the Christmas
season, a mailman was doing his route. As he was
delivering all the Christmas cards, he came to a
house and realized that they had so much mail that
it wouldn't fit in the box, so he decided to knock
on the door.

As the door was answered, a beautiful blond woman
stood staring at him. The mailman said "I'm sorry
for bothering you, but I couldn't get all your
mail into your box, so here it is."

The woman looked at him and said, "Why don't you
come in and take a break - it's cold outside!" The
mailman agreed an stepped into the house.

A few minutes later, the woman says, "I have an
idea. Let's go upstairs and make love!" The
woman was quite beautiful, so the mailman followed
her.

After a while, the two came back down the stairs.
The mailman said, "Wow, that was great but I must
be getting back to my route."

The lady replied, "Oh, don't go yet, let's have
some breakfast!" She then opened the door to the
dining room and the table was covered with food.
After the meal, the mailman said, "Okay, I've
really got to go!"

The woman replied, "Well, thank you," and handed
him a one dollar bill.

The mailman was confused. "What's going on here?
You invite me in, make love to me, cook me a great
breakfast, then hand me a dollar!"

The woman replied, "Well, I asked my husband the
other day what he thought we should give the
mailman for Christmas. He said,'Oh, screw him!
Give'em a dollar!' But breakfast was my idea!"

ahahahahaha...

she's real stupid,neva could read between the lines,can she?

In fact she's overwhelmingly stupid.

hahahahah she is damn stupid

she's just being a obedient and generous wife, that's all.

na wa:

she's just being a obedient and generous wife, that's all.

yeah i concurr wholeheartedly with you

at least she obeyed orders from her husband

if i were the mail man, i'll tell her to ask her husband again what he thinks should be givn to me,

inshort i'll always be coming to her house

Hi clem, i'm surprised u're online

Hnmmm

yeah i am lol

same joke, different version.


LAST DAY ON THE JOB

it was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
when he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

at the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

the folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

at the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee .
she took him by the hand gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

when he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

when he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. as she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "all this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"well," she said, "last night, i told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. i asked him what to give you" he said, "screw him, give him a dollar."
the lady then said, "the breakfast was my idea."

pls more jokes. u guys re doing a wonderful in here. thumbs up.

pls more jokes. u guys re doing a wonderful in here. thumbs up.

last day on the job is cool

uhmmmmmmmmmm i no guyz love this.

jeez this thread is still in existence lol

i think this is a clever woman, i mean its the way u see it, she is an opportunist, sleeps with another man at a calculated risk, ie if she was caught she had a briliant answer, you told me, so all she had to do is to pretend to be a fool, n quench her , u know what, after the husband having been away during xmass

she is only trying 2 b obedient 2 her hubby

clemcykul:

jeez this thread is still in existence lol

'bout to die'

stale but still funny

she is being a nice woman dats all, shes not stupid

The most obedient wife I have ever heard of. u guys are great, kip it up! [color=#770077][/color]

The most obedient wife I have ever heard of. u guys are great, kip it up! [color=#770077][/color]

hunny does your name mean honey or Hot?

You guys really suck!!!

mumu mumu wife

opoki mind ya sef!