Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,148,884 members, 7,802,854 topics. Date: Friday, 19 April 2024 at 11:26 PM

9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True (2493 Views)

How To Make Nigerian Men Believe You're Wife Material (even When U're Not / HOT! 10 Reasons Why Curvy Girls Are Absolutely Great In Bed / 9 Sex Positions That'll Drive Her Crazy (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by iscom(m): 10:22pm On Apr 25, 2015
Sex is great. It’s free, it burns calories and it can
pass any amount of spare time from two minutes to
two hours.
But what some men fail to realise is, there’s more
to sex than just knowing where your penis goes,
like, for instance, being a bit clued up about the girl
you’re actually sleeping with.
In fact us girls often find ourselves rolling our eyes
and patiently dispelling myths so silly, that we don’t
know why you guys believe them. But believe them
you do.
So, in the aim of bettering the sex lives of Brits
once and for all, here are nine commonly held
myths men believe about sex, which we can
categorically assure you are absolutely not true.
1. Every girl you sleep with will have orgasm just
because you’re lying on top of her.
Guys, we know that coming is pretty much a given
for you when you have sex, but it just doesn’t work
like that for us girls. If you haven’t made all your
partners come, it’s not you, it’s just nature. Just
accept it and move on.
2. That we’ll love that thing your ex loved
You might have beaten the orgasm statistics with
that move you pulled on your ex, but our vaginas
are all different. What worked for one won’t
necessarily do the trick for another. Soz.
3. That you can’t get someone pregnant from pre-
come

Really?
It’s worrying how many guys reach adulthood and
still believe this. The purpose of pre-come is to
flush out old sperm from the penis, so yes, it does
contain semen. Go figure.
4. That we want sex to last for ages, and ages, and
ages
We appreciate you making the effort to try and
make us come, but sometimes we just want to get
it over with and go to sleep. It’s nothing personal.
5. That girls will orgasm from penetrative sex alone
All together now ladies: NOPE. Studies have shown
that any number of women between thirty and
eighty per cent can’t orgasm from vaginal sex
alone, so if you REALLY want to make us come,
you’ll have to use your full sexual toolbox.
6. That every girl wants you to be her boyfriend
Guys, do you have feelings for every girl you’ve
slept with? Thought not. Neither do we.
7. That girls don’t watch porn
Of course we do, we’re only human after all.
BUT that doesn’t mean we think it’s realistic, or that
we want to reenact it blow by blow (so to speak).
8. That you’ll know if you’re pregnant immediately
after sex.
Did you skip biology in school? We hope that’s the
reason you don’t know that pregnancy hormones
take seven days at the very least to reach a
detectable level. Yes, we know our bodies, but
we’re not bloody psychic.
9. That sex is always good
It takes time to get to know what someone likes in
the bedroom. So it figures that it probably won’t be
brilliant for either of us the first few times.
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by sinaj(f): 10:25pm On Apr 25, 2015
*yawns*

2 Likes

Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by ziggarr: 10:27pm On Apr 25, 2015
Ftc
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by ziggarr: 10:28pm On Apr 25, 2015
sinaj:
*yawns*
geees, you beat me
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by Basildvalour(m): 10:31pm On Apr 25, 2015
embarassed I was hearing come, coming, I didn't hear go, going. OP, please what is coming without going


Just Curious

1 Like

Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by zigger(m): 10:42pm On Apr 25, 2015
Op i thought u are male, why do i keep seeing 'US GIRLS' and 'WE' in ur post
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by baybeeboi: 11:33pm On Apr 25, 2015
has someone seen patrick Obahiagbon?
Only He can describe the OP in one word.
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by smsshola(m): 1:55am On Apr 26, 2015
Hmmmn ds days is all abt sex,sex sex.
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by smsshola(m): 1:55am On Apr 26, 2015
Hmmmn ds days is all abt sex,sex sex. ki Olorun ko was yo.
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by iscom(m): 5:36am On Apr 26, 2015
Basildvalour:
embarassed I was hearing come, coming, I didn't hear go, going. OP, please what is coming without going


Just Curious
Heavenly feelings
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by iscom(m): 5:40am On Apr 26, 2015
baybeeboi:
has someone seen patrick Obahiagbon?
Only He can describe the OP in one word.
just enjoy it and forget Patrick
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by sarmiie(m): 7:05am On Apr 26, 2015
sinaj:
*yawns*

my exact sentiment....
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by NegeduGrace(f): 9:46am On Apr 26, 2015
Chai 2day church service sweet oo..*eh clear her eyes n look @d headline again**where are all d men in da building(lol)abeg make una come talk o weda na true or lie coz me wan learn..
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by 5minsmadness: 9:57am On Apr 26, 2015
No. 4 is a lie?

cry cry cry
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by ejiro2130(m): 10:27am On Apr 26, 2015
I am guessing the op is 15yro, well let me help u out


Every girl with stretch marks on her hips have had to many Sex sessions

Girls with deep voice sucks ccocks best

Lekpa girls are best, we they are on top (probably right)
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by Oyecute(m): 12:39pm On Apr 26, 2015
@OP, are u a sexologist with post-doctoral experience ?
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by iscom(m): 3:43pm On Apr 26, 2015
Oyecute:
@OP, are u a sexologist with post-doctoral experience ?
yes
Re: 9 Sex Myths Men Believe That Are Absolutely Not True by iscom(m): 3:44pm On Apr 26, 2015
iscom:
Sex is great. It’s free, it burns calories and it can
pass any amount of spare time from two minutes to
two hours.
But what some men fail to realise is, there’s more
to sex than just knowing where your penis goes,
like, for instance, being a bit clued up about the girl
you’re actually sleeping with.
In fact us girls often find ourselves rolling our eyes
and patiently dispelling myths so silly, that we don’t
know why you guys believe them. But believe them
you do.
So, in the aim of bettering the sex lives of Brits
once and for all, here are nine commonly held
myths men believe about sex, which we can
categorically assure you are absolutely not true.
1. Every girl you sleep with will have orgasm just
because you’re lying on top of her.
Guys, we know that coming is pretty much a given
for you when you have sex, but it just doesn’t work
like that for us girls. If you haven’t made all your
partners come, it’s not you, it’s just nature. Just
accept it and move on.
2. That we’ll love that thing your ex loved
You might have beaten the orgasm statistics with
that move you pulled on your ex, but our vaginas
are all different. What worked for one won’t
necessarily do the trick for another. Soz.
3. That you can’t get someone pregnant from pre-
come

Really?
It’s worrying how many guys reach adulthood and
still believe this. The purpose of pre-come is to
flush out old sperm from the penis, so yes, it does
contain semen. Go figure.
4. That we want sex to last for ages, and ages, and
ages
We appreciate you making the effort to try and
make us come, but sometimes we just want to get
it over with and go to sleep. It’s nothing personal.
5. That girls will orgasm from penetrative sex alone
All together now ladies: NOPE. Studies have shown
that any number of women between thirty and
eighty per cent can’t orgasm from vaginal sex
alone, so if you REALLY want to make us come,
you’ll have to use your full sexual toolbox.
6. That every girl wants you to be her boyfriend
Guys, do you have feelings for every girl you’ve
slept with? Thought not. Neither do we.
7. That girls don’t watch porn
Of course we do, we’re only human after all.
BUT that doesn’t mean we think it’s realistic, or that
we want to reenact it blow by blow (so to speak).
8. That you’ll know if you’re pregnant immediately
after sex.
Did you skip biology in school? We hope that’s the
reason you don’t know that pregnancy hormones
take seven days at the very least to reach a
detectable level. Yes, we know our bodies, but
we’re not bloody psychic.
9. That sex is always good
It takes time to get to know what someone likes in
the bedroom. So it figures that it probably won’t be
brilliant for either of us the first few times.

(1) (Reply)

My Hot Wild Nigeria Job Interview / Why Are MOST Nigerian Girls Like This??? Bloody Hell!!! / Hilarious! When She Ask Dad For An Ipad. (pix)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 30
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.