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How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by HolyHero: 9:47pm On Apr 27, 2015
Let’s face it, approaching a girl
is hard and having sex with her
is even harder unless you are a
pickup artist. If you have not
mastered the art of seduction but
still want to get laid with a
woman, you are in the right
place. Read these effective tips
on getting laid.
Why should you spend your life
wondering what it might be like
to sleep with a girl you desire?
Regrettably, many men will do
nothing about this problem. Most
people will just tell themselves:
“I am simply not good with
women”. However, the guys who
get all the action are the ones
who changed their attitude!
The truth is no one comes into
the world knowing how to seduce
a woman , but gladly we can do a
lot of things to enhance our
probabilities to get a woman into
bed.
General
recommendations to
get her into bed
Here are some tips that will help
you approach a girl and get laid
with her:
Don’t talk about sex…
really!?
When meeting a woman for the
first time, if you talk about sex
too soon she is going to panic
and think you’re a depraved
man. Actually, most women
can’t stand men who are too
sexually aggressive; this attitude
usually takes them outside of
their comfort zone. Just put
yourself in her shoes; a lot of
men out there are depraved or
weirdos, and nearly all women
have come across that type of
person at least once in their
lifetime.
Whenever you start talking about
sex too soon, you look like a
man who simply desires to have
sex; even if you are, don´t let her
know! Women are sentimental,
so they don’t want to be seen
just as a body to Bleep. An
aggressive approach may work
sometimes depending on the
type of girl, but it will reduce
your overall chances since most
girls don’t like it.
Of course, this rule of thumb
doesn’t necessarily applies to
online chats, since women feel
safe and are willing to
act naughty. Still, don’t act
sexually aggressive until you
know her intentions. If she only
wants to talk, this will still open
the path to get her to bed
eventually.
Also, avoid pick-up lines unless
you master the art of seduction.
If you don’t do it right, then you
will definitely look phony.
First online sex, then
real sex
Women are more uninhibited
when using online chats. If you
are able to get some online sex
then it will be a lot easier to get
laid when meeting her in person.
Even if a woman is not willing to
have online sex now, she will
trust you and it will be easier to
get her into bed.
Become irresistible for
her
Meeting a girl is one thing, but
convincing her to have sex is
another. Building a woman’s
desire is the best tool you have
to get her to bed. Even if a
woman really likes you, this does
not imply she will have sexual
intercourse or online sex with
you. You need to learn how to
turn her on. This is not as hard
as you may think, because deep
down women are as Hot as
men, but they hide it better.
This is true in both the online
and offline world. Don’t ask her
directly that you want online sex;
just keep teasing her until she
naturally accepts to do it with
you. Then, you can arrange to
meet in person and have sex in
the flesh.
The best time to take
action
The best time to begin arousing
her is when you have been
speaking with her for some time.
When this occurs, she is going to
have a particular level of comfort,
allowing you to become more
daring in your attempts to get
into her pants.
It may take some time to reach
this point, but you can begin
arousing her once she seems
interested in you. It is preferable
to wait a little longer than ruining
everything for rushing things. If
the woman is not confident with
you, any insinuation is going to
scare her off.
In other words, you cannot get
laid when your timing is not
right. There are many ways to
arouse a girl, but basically you
need to turn her on once you
know she feels comfortable and
likes you. Read her signals and
you will know when the time is
right.
Use the perfect timing
After a woman is aroused, you
don’t want to wait too long. It is
important to create a comfortable
environment where she can
share her feelings and
experiences, but if this goes for
too long you may end up stuck
in the “friend zone”. Keep in
mind that you may get a last-
minute resistance from her, but if
you keep pushing on in a subtle
way she will finally give in; don’t
be too pushy either, because this
may also be a sign that she isn’t
ready yet.
Learning how to get laid is an art
rather than science. With enough
knowledge and practice, you will
be able to get any woman
into bed successfully. Remember,
using online chats as your first
point of contact is a great helper,
and will get you half way in your
objective of getting laid.
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by IamOdin: 9:50pm On Apr 27, 2015
All these just to knack a girl..hmm..bros,u got time!
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by itsValo(m): 9:52pm On Apr 27, 2015
act of seduction or no act of seduction, flaunt your money,cars,houses and assets and i bet you will run from bleep...
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by tonnieblaise(m): 9:55pm On Apr 27, 2015
i thought i was reading something until i got to the bottom of the page

that was when i realised i was just scrolling down

Chai see as i wasted my precious mb

Op next time when u doin copy and paste, use ur backspace effectively, and try spacing and paragraphing ur write ups abeg seun cannot be held responsible for any eye defect...

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Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by sinaj(f): 9:56pm On Apr 27, 2015
Diz ya writeup sha
c as e long


E fit make Dickson sleep o! lipsrsealed

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Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by DavidHume(m): 9:57pm On Apr 27, 2015
And ur gf/ ladies they hear dey listen to you technique then you wld come back here and say it dis not work
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by Tapout(m): 10:03pm On Apr 27, 2015
trash........
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by itsValo(m): 10:05pm On Apr 27, 2015
sinaj:
Diz ya writeup sha
c as e long


E fit make Dickson sleep o! lipsrsealed

lazy
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by Cutehector(m): 10:05pm On Apr 27, 2015
Tease tease tease........


It works grin

Just tease her in a sensual way..... Thank me lera
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by Nobody: 10:09pm On Apr 27, 2015
kiss so some guys still get challenges to strike a convo dis daze? dats orientation program 4 u
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by sinaj(f): 10:10pm On Apr 27, 2015
itsValo:
lazy

angry


as if u read it undecided
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by SleekyP(m): 10:14pm On Apr 27, 2015
eyez are blurry......summary plz angry
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by itsValo(m): 10:16pm On Apr 27, 2015
sinaj:


angry


as if u read it undecided
i didn't cos i had dis feeling dat readin it is a waste of time
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by sinaj(f): 10:19pm On Apr 27, 2015
itsValo:
i didn't cos i had dis feeling dat readin it is a waste of time


xme here

xo we both lazy wink
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by Dathommie(m): 10:23pm On Apr 27, 2015
See Suffer!!

Op......so na so u dey suffer just for sex ?!! Lmao...!! grin

Op.....dis is naija, Money does d talking, later..... u do d naking, No time!

Too much Telemundo, ain dey worry u undecided
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by itsValo(m): 10:24pm On Apr 27, 2015
sinaj:



xme here

xo we both lazy wink
lipsrsealed
sinaj:



xme here

xo we both lazy
wink
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by japhmanuel: 11:22pm On Apr 27, 2015
Ur post wasnt of much help.
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by Skillfullulu(m): 11:33pm On Apr 27, 2015
U made it harder instead being easier with this ur long text. Ur only point is "don't talk sex", but it does help @ times talkin about it.
Re: How To Get Laid – Simple And Fast Ways by Nobody: 5:31am On Apr 28, 2015
if u wanna get laid immidiately...just spend MONEYYY

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