Not what you thought
Gotcha!!

I left a coke zero in the freezer section of the office refrigerator to chill and I totally forgot it and went home
Of course it will burst by tomorrow morning and mess up the whole place but I will be embarrassed to own up
Would you fess up or pretend you don't know who did it?
There are people's foods in it and the coke will splash all over it
Chai
What will you do if you were in my shoes?

Own up.

hahahahahaha.. ur lie is post paid.

better own up.. u could just make it sound funny. tell the truth.

dont think zero, think hero

cococandy:
Own up.

Chai and look irresponsible

kilokeys:
hahahahahaha.. ur lie is post paid.

better own up.. u could just make it sound funny. tell the truth.

dont think zero, think hero

That is what my spirit says but the flesh says otherwise

babyosisi:


Chai and look irresponsible

anyone can make mistakes. You simply forgot it.

Wouldn't it be worse if you lied and got caught?

cococandy:
anyone can make mistakes. You simply forgot it.

Wouldn't it be worse if you lied and got caught?

I don't have to practically lie,I could just be quiet about it and don't say a word
I doubt if anyone will even ask me so the issue of getting caught doesn't come in

babyosisi:


That is what my spirit says but the flesh says otherwise

lol guessing u have always gored colleagues that mess up that fridge in d past..
jagajaga pple like us are expected to fvk up..

but u r too organized to be eff up shey?

better talk true o. ur spirit no dey drink d coke.. let the flesh pay for it sins

kilokeys:


lol guessing u have always gored colleagues that mess up that fridge in d past..
jagajaga pple like us are expected to fvk up..

but u r too organized to be eff up shey?

better talk true o. ur spirit no dey drink d coke.. let the flesh pay for it sins

I love my coke zeros
I couldn't even imagine forgetting it
I was already cruising down the highway when I remembered it

@babyosisi you go take your time you hear?

No just come here dey waste person time you hear?so you expect us grown people to come talk about your coke matter?how old are you again?

HungerBAD:
@babyosisi you go take your time you hear?

No just come here dey waste person time you hear?so you expect us grown people to come talk about your coke matter?how old are you again?

This is a serious issue o
See how I am battling it here
Should I,Should I not

HungerBAD:
@babyosisi you go take your time you hear?

No just come here dey waste person time you hear?so you expect us grown people to come talk about your coke matter?how old are you again?

bros.. she no post this matter on ur fb page o..

its her topic, on her profile.. and some folks like us see it as normal.. na gory stories u like to dey read shey?

this isnt alaaroye or the sun.. this is nairaland. get used to it

kilokeys:

bros.. she no post this matter on ur fb page o..

its her topic, on her profile.. and some folks like us see it as normal.. na gory stories u like to dey read shey?

this isnt alaaroye or the sun.. this is nairaland. get used to it

Kongi na Bastard.

I hear Mr Knight in Shiny Armour.

HungerBAD:


Kongi na Bastard.

I hear Mr Knight in Shiny Armour.

Shining amu.

HungerBAD:


Kongi na Bastard.

I hear Mr Knight in Shiny Armour.

no b konji wake u up?

try www.Bleep. or something.

babyosisi:


Shining amu.

u no well o.. hahahahaha

his amu actually needs some polishing

kilokeys:


no b konji wake u up?

try www.Bleep. or something.

lol its actually past 9 pm my time mumu.

HungerBAD:


lol its actually past 9 pm my time mumu.

oponu.. if its not nostalgia... why are u here?

guessing u r in Asia.. why not try singaporeland.

leave this place osiso
hunger is really BAD

kilokeys:

oponu.. if its not nostalgia... why are u here?

guessing u r in Asia.. why not try singaporeland.

leave this place osiso
hunger is really BAD

Illiteracy is very bad.

A little SEARCH online would have told you Asia is actually in the A.M since you did not know that mumu.

I said P.M

Done with you.

HungerBAD:


Illiteracy is very bad.

A little SEARCH online would have told you Asia is actually in the A.M since you did not know that mumu.

I said P.M

Done with you.

regretting chai.. should never have quoted an inbred in the first place.. kilokeys.. why

Op are you kidding me? You actually want me to tell what to do?

I will love to read ur diary dear babyosisi

the coke might not spray everywhere just burst out of the can so the mess might be smaller than you'd think and since you work with adults if there is a big mess just apologize and clean up the mess

If it was nigeria now you can be certain that Nepa will take light so nothing to worry about but there the coke go don turn stone so I'll suggest you bring it out and leave it to defrreeze.apologize for your carelessness and if anybody want to shine eye on you you too shine eye back. Lobatan




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babyosisi:
Not what you thought
Gotcha!!

I left a coke zero in the freezer section of the office refrigerator to chill and I totally forgot it and went home
Of course it will burst by tomorrow morning and mess up the whole place but I will be embarrassed to own up
Would you fess up or pretend you don't know who did it?
There are people's foods in it and the coke will splash all over it
Chai
What will you do if you were in my shoes?

Eeehen!!! Don't even bother cos u'r reported already! Imagine messing up a whole office freezer they preserved Ebola vaccine with zerocoke? Irresponsible longathroat!


Come oo..u said freezer naa..the stuff blocks and the container cracks to accommodate the new size...no leakage naa abi? I nor see the mess oo..tomorrow just jeejely go pull out your blocked can ...sleep easy

Mods frontpage please.
Will like to hear peoples opinion about d coke matter.

babyosisi:


Shining amu.

Hahahahahahaha

You need one?

Bekiaful! You don't know if any of us on NL is your hubby, hiding in a moniker...

Hehehehehe
I have cleaned up the mess and nobody saw me

Just made me recall one incident that happened to me. I was the only one in charge of the Uncle's bar and that unfortunate evening, I loaded a crate of Star into the freezer so it can get cold quickly before NEPA [thats what it was called then] struck. Unfortunately, I closed business for the day, locked up, went home and forgot about it.

That night I couldn't sleep. Next day, I opened the freezer and met all the bottles of drinks broken to pieces. My brethren you don't want to know the rest.

Since then I have had this hatred for NEPA or PHNC or whatever they are called.

babyosisi:

Hehehehehe
I have cleaned up the mess and nobody saw me

It is a sign from ABOVE that you should kick the habit sis

Not that this will stop the bottle from exploding, but you should know that the difference between coke zero and the regular coke is just in the gas contents. More gas, sweeter coke. And you thought you were watching your weight?

I hope its not to maintain your weight, because its thats the plan i advice u to stick to 100% fruit juice and water. All those diet cokes are a scam.
But its a good thing u cleaned up before anyone saw you