tolexy007:
Seriously is nt funny Again, I saw a guy buying 10liters of petrol at 5k, I almost cry. I couldn't watch Cheslsea match now all because their is no lite and d guy football house says he cannot buy just 10liters of petrol at 5k that it will nt make any profit......For the first tym in my street last nyt, no single sound of generator, the whole street slept in darkness.....Which way Nigeria?

ROTFL..

E be like say na my area u dey stay ooo. As in ehn, last night was epic. Everywhere was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

*sigh*

teeowl:
This is why jonathan and his ministers deserve some prison time!

But when he wanted to remove the fuel subsidy in 2012 you guys took to the street to protest now the we are facing the repercussion of our actions and you are blaming jonathan ....... Smh

francizy:


Buhahahahahaha.. My guy don fex sha... You sure say if you see that frog eyed Minister, you no go chop her pie?


Now this one's really funny!

Kizmarty:
the way you all are talking about this fuel scarcity scares me to the bone.
I thought twas all exaggerations... now I'm afraid to come home

I can't do with light outs and the fear of being unable to get fuel is worse

semitunde:



Lol @tilting the generator. I'm doing that at the moment. Dreading the time when the gen will cough and splutter to a stop.

Hehehehehe!!

Broda na so my own take stop yesterday oo. The fuel dry pata pata.

But the tilting of last night bad gan. E remain small make my gen dey stand vertically.

Sleekyshuga:

Scares you ? He said/typed nothing but the truth..

If light outs scares you, pls, remain cos the whole country is in total darkness, save the polithieficians ..

@Topic,

*sighs* Its a pathetic situation. Only God knows the ego @ which these fuel attendants are/will selling/sell with all arrogance..

The tips alone they make is outrageous. My kid bro who got fuel in a jerry can was made to pay a tip of #50 before he was attended to, and so will every can buyer pay ..

Rough calculation: Check the estimate of 50-100 jerry cans daily.. That's cool cash .

Do I still believe in the country? I doubt!

Chaiii!! Sleeky u too get brain!!

Me sef don dey eye one fuel attendant. She must be my babe ooo.

Have you bought a keg recently? Kegs don turn diamond, all those market woman automatically assume you need it to store fuel and tripled the price.

You don't even want to make the mistake of dropping it carelessly. Your keg would be history.

kinglekan:


Chaiii!! Sleeky u too get brain!!

Me sef don dey eye one fuel attendant. She must be my babe ooo.

Have you bought a keg recently? Kegs don turn diamond, all those market woman automatically assume you need it to store fuel and tripled the price.

You don't even want to make the mistake of dropping it carelessly. Your keg would be history.

kinglekan:

Oga KingTom I couldn't agree more with the magic wand ooo. Fair enough PHE has been reasonable in that part. TheSonofMark also attested to that.

Most parts of lagos the Madness is at its zenith. Complete dark out as though we are experiencing an apocalypse.

Radio stations shutting down to conserve fuel, airlines cancelling flights, cost of transportation sky rocketing per second, fights breaking out every now and then. *sniffs*

[size=28pt]That was how my cousin was jejely standing at the bus stop, only for a very frustrated dude to walk up to him, hit him on his chest saying "Mo le pa yan!! - I can kill somebody o". Is this what fuel scarcity can cause? *sniffs some more*[/size]

I had to manage one litre of petrol to pump water last night. You needed to have seen how I tilted the generator.

#GMBNowThatYouAreThere.

We need a Miracle MAGIC

Midehi:

ur boo for dp fine oooo..

me i run go village,light boku..fuel na 115 per litre...make i dey enjoy mysef for villa first till d whole drama die for lagasdi...chaii,how can tfare frm yaba to obalende #400...mbanu!!!

Abeg just relax jejely for village ooo!!

I dey envy una wey dey east, if PHCN could grant us in my area 2hours light per day, I would be dancing *shoki*. Its been up to 2weeks when my bulb had a taste of PHCN voltage.

I just dey imagine wetin wan happen tomorrow. E b like say na trekking sure pass.

@Dp that's my baby girl na. Miss Twaci.

francizy:


Hehehehehehe, shey una no get piston and morter for house? U see wetin westernization dey cause.. In those days, we don't use all these electrical appliances unlike you children of these days. We pound our fufu but imagine, now you even have fufu pounder...

nwadiuko1:
bros ur wife no serious and u sef hunger never catch u wella

walexGodson:

U na bush man na

MizMyColi:
My phone is on rationing these days.

Money de hand.
We can't buy fuel still.

God, I'm thankful for power bank.
It could have been worse

semitunde:



Lol @tilting the generator. I'm doing that at the moment. Dreading the time when the gen will cough and splutter to a stop.

Luckily and thankfully in Uyo we aren't experiencing any of that. Petrol is in abundance here. No queues and the shuttle rates by public transport operators are still the same.

Truly this is the "LAND OF PROMISE".

#ProudlyAkwa-Ibom

MizMyColi:
My phone is on rationing these days.

Money de hand.
We can't buy fuel still.

God, I'm thankful for power bank.
It could have been worse

You even have light to charge your power bank. I have a 30000mah power bank but totally dead.

Idris' song comes to mind - Nigeria jaga jaga! Everything scatter scatter!

MizMyColi:
My phone is on rationing these days.

Money de hand.
We can't buy fuel still.

God, I'm thankful for power bank.
It could have been worse

JeffreyJamez:
We are slowly slipping into the riot zone!..... na small remain..

francizy:


Eiyah.. Pele.. This is the right time for that dude who's been tripping for you to come propose with 2 gallons of PMS...

UjSizzle:
I'm tired of this country. No electricity, no fuel, no rain. Have you gone outside today? The heat is out of this world.
It's impossible to haggle transportation fare with anyone again because, well, fuel scarcity. Our hope now is brt, if that one goes away too na to pack up siddon for house.

ROTFL.. LMAO

I was beginning to think along the same line. Seems papa God has finally put FG/NNPC in charge of the rain.

@emboldened I wish it was that easy but most people can't afford to do that. Na hunger strike be that.