An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with gray hair
and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters
the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll
take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach
villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000
bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"


At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You'll f*ck her again!"

Me too av read it b4 bt its still funny as eva.nice one!

I'm having a nice time here

wat a father !!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

Be careful b4 you wound somebody with ur rib cracking joke

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

If you are the father , what would you have done? , omo i go do the same