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Joke Of D Day by Sirmee(m): 10:33am On May 27, 2015
Married Couple at a Zoo walks past
a Gorilla Enclosure...
Woman: 'Denis, Do you know that Gorilla are
the only Animals which Resemble Men in
their Behavior ??
Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll
Expose one of My Breasts to it and see how
Hot it gets just as Men do.'
Mary then Exposes one of her
breasts, and, Sure enough the
Gorilla gets Excited and Grabs the Bars of the
Enclosure as if it wanted to Break Free.....
'See,' says the Woman, 'Now, I know why
you react the way you do; Men can't control
their Animal Instincts just like Gorillas
Can't..'
Denis : 'Now expose both Breasts and let us
see what happens.'
The Woman exposes both the
Breasts to the Gorilla and it gets
Very Excited and is now desperately trying to
Escape from the Enclosure......
Denis : 'This is Incredible, now,
pull your Skirt up, turn around and
Expose your Bum and let us see
what happens !'
The Woman pulls her Skirt up, turns around
with her Bum to the Gorilla, which by now,
was Extremely Aroused, Breaks Free from the
Enclosure, Grabs the Woman and starts
Yanking the Clothes off Her..
The Woman Yells : 'Denis, what do I do
now ? Please, Help me !'
Denis Replies : 'Now, tell him you
have a Headache and you're not in
Mood.... Let us see if Gorillas and
Men are the same.....' ;DMarried Couple at a Zoo walks past
a Gorilla Enclosure...
Woman: 'Denis, Do you know that Gorilla are
the only Animals which Resemble Men in
their Behavior ??
Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll
Expose one of My Breasts to it and see how
Hot it gets just as Men do.'
Mary then Exposes one of her
breasts, and, Sure enough the
Gorilla gets Excited and Grabs the Bars of the
Enclosure as if it wanted to Break Free.....
'See,' says the Woman, 'Now, I know why
you react the way you do; Men can't control
their Animal Instincts just like Gorillas
Can't..'
Denis : 'Now expose both Breasts and let us
see what happens.'
The Woman exposes both the
Breasts to the Gorilla and it gets
Very Excited and is now desperately trying to
Escape from the Enclosure......
Denis : 'This is Incredible, now,
pull your Skirt up, turn around and
Expose your Bum and let us see
what happens !'
The Woman pulls her Skirt up, turns around
with her Bum to the Gorilla, which by now,
was Extremely Aroused, Breaks Free from the
Enclosure, Grabs the Woman and starts
Yanking the Clothes off Her..
The Woman Yells : 'Denis, what do I do
now ? Please, Help me !'
Denis Replies : 'Now, tell him you
have a Headache and you're not in
Mood.... Let us see if Gorillas and
Men are the same.....
Re: Joke Of D Day by StarboyMichael(m): 10:38am On May 27, 2015
I actually laughed, it's funny
Re: Joke Of D Day by domopps(m): 4:18pm On May 27, 2015
Wao this is actually Funny







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