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Compilation Of Some Of The Funniest African Proverbs by yungEX(m): 7:31am On Jun 01, 2015
AFRICANS PROVERBS OF THE DAY!!!
1. The anger of a joystick doesn't destroy the
vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful
woman and the farmer who grows corns by the
road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close them, because u do
not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria )
7. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a widow. (Togo)
8. An erected joystick has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure
to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is
the day you will know there is a better way of
resolving issues without using violence.
Add yours jare!! Cc lalasticlala

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Re: Compilation Of Some Of The Funniest African Proverbs by saaedlee: 7:34am On Jun 01, 2015
So funny...buh true tho

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