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Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 12:53pm On Feb 17, 2009
THE STOLEN MACHINE,

The USA invented a machine to catch thieves,and it was taken to several countries for test.

in 30mins 500 thieves were caught in USA,

in '' 600 '' '' '' '' BRAZIL

in 25mins 800 '' '' '' '' CHINA

in 15mins 8000 '' '' '' '' SOUTH AFRICA

in 10mins 4000 '' '' '' '' GHANA

in 5mins the machine was stolen in NIGERIA grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

NIGERIAN THIEVES are the smartest grin grin grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Kx: 1:06pm On Feb 17, 2009
@ Poster.

cool u 2 much
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 4:17pm On Feb 17, 2009
u are 3much grin grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by romsky: 4:24pm On Feb 17, 2009
cant blieve u can propagate against my beloved country
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 4:27pm On Feb 17, 2009
na so d tin be now,na our two country,no b only ur own grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by romsky: 4:35pm On Feb 17, 2009
my mama land
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by CuteAngel(f): 5:12pm On Feb 17, 2009
Lol grin grin grin

Na 9ja be the place
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by clemcykul(f): 6:22pm On Feb 17, 2009
you are lost where?
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Jeovy(m): 7:17pm On Feb 17, 2009
I think my left eye has read this before
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by dani1luv: 7:22pm On Feb 17, 2009
9ija La wa
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by CrazyMan(m): 8:05pm On Feb 17, 2009
How are we sure that it was Lolabbey that stole that machine. undecided wink
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by dani1luv: 8:13pm On Feb 17, 2009
Ask that again wink
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by romsky: 8:36am On Feb 18, 2009
turn up ur hearing & seeing aid first
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 1:05pm On Feb 18, 2009
how dare you grin grin grin grin grin a whole gbogbo biz girlz steal machine---------e no posible
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 1:15pm On Feb 18, 2009
what type of bizness are u into lolabey, i'm interested grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 1:22pm On Feb 18, 2009
ohh realy,u wanna knw?wht sort of services do u require grin grin grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 1:26pm On Feb 18, 2009
errm, first i need to know the kinda biz u are into mehn lol,

lets relate na wink
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 1:28pm On Feb 18, 2009
na me u dey blink eye 4?anyway babu wahala
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 1:30pm On Feb 18, 2009
i like women that are into some business, grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by romsky: 1:31pm On Feb 18, 2009
dan iska u don leave sexyleamon na lolabay u wan follow 4 yansh now bah!
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 1:33pm On Feb 18, 2009
c pple wey don sabi u wella,dem don defame u oo,and i dont tink i wld be nice enuf 2 do biz wth u grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Moyola(f): 1:34pm On Feb 18, 2009
Jeovy:

I think my left eye has read this before

lol!
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 1:36pm On Feb 18, 2009
i wonder wht hapnd 2 d right eye den.was it blind or somtin grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 1:41pm On Feb 18, 2009
romade:

dan iska u don leave sexyleamon na lolabay u wan follow 4 yansh now bah!

bros why u burst me for this babe presence na?


u fall my hand o



well, all hope is not lost grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 1:45pm On Feb 18, 2009
no hope is left
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 1:51pm On Feb 18, 2009
please do business with me, i promise u wont regret it grin
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Lolabbey: 1:55pm On Feb 18, 2009
i doubt it
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Moyola(f): 1:59pm On Feb 18, 2009
Lolabbey, dont o! he'll fap** yur money! shocked
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 2:01pm On Feb 18, 2009
elenu gbeske , sharrap dia

kini lo omode mo gan angry
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by Moyola(f): 2:07pm On Feb 18, 2009
Askor o! barawo! grin huhhuuuu orrrrrBIIII!! she wunt du biznez wiv yu tongue
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by studio43(m): 2:24pm On Feb 18, 2009
basket mouth leave that for that babe to decide abeg, no dey carry another person matter ontop your big head angry
Re: Nigerian Thieves! by romsky: 2:27pm On Feb 18, 2009
we go continue to put awilo 4 ur blues

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