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The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by jpj(m): 12:28pm On Feb 18, 2009
> I want u to know the message
>I pass when kissing and touching U.
> The Lovers of the Heart
>
> In order to form
> a more perfect kiss,
> enable the mighty hug to promote
> to whom we please
> but one kiss.
>
>
>
> Article 1:
>
> Statement of Love:
> The Kiss
>
> 1.
> Kiss on the hand
> I adore you
>
> 2.
> Kiss on the cheek
> I just want to be friends
>
> 3.
> Kiss on the neck
> I want you
>
> 4.
> Kiss on the lips
> I love you
>
> 5.
> Kiss on the ears
> I am just playing
>
> 6.
> Kiss anywhere else
> lets not get carried away
>
> 7.
> Look in your eyes
> kiss me
>
> 8.
> Playing with your hair
> I can't live without you
>
>
> ,d9.
> Hand on your waist
> I love you to much to let you go
>
>
>
>
> Article 2:
> The Three Steps
>
> 1.
> Girls:
> If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
>
> 2.
> Guys
> If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still
> good.
>
> 3.
> Guys &Girls
> Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
>
>
>
> Article 3:
> The Commandments
>
> 1.
> Thou shall not squeeze
> too hard.
>
> 2.
> Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
> but take one.
>
> 3.
> Thou shall kiss
> at every opportunit y.
>
>
> * Remember *
> A peach is a peach
> A plum is a plum,
> A kiss isn't a kiss
> Without some tongue.
> So open up your mouth
> close your eyes,
> and give your tongue
> some exercise!!!
>
> Here are a few reasons
> why guys like girls:
>
> 1.
> They will always smell good
> even if its just shampoo
>
> 2.
> The way their heads always
> find the right spot on our shoulder
>
> 3.
> How cute they look when they sleep
>
> 4.
> The ease in which they fit into our arms
>
> 5.
> The way they kiss you and
> all of a sudden everything
> is right in the world
>
> 6.
> How cute they are when they eat
>
> 7.
> The way they take hours
> to get dressed
> but in the end
> it makes it all worth while
>
> 8.
> Because they are always
> warm even when its minus 30 outside
>
> 9.
> The way they look good
> no matter what they wear
>
> 10.
> The way they fish for compliments
> even though you both know that you
> think she's the most
> beautiful thing on this earth
>
> 11.
> How cute they are when they argue
>
> 12.
> The way her hand always finds yours
>
> 13.
> The way they smile
>
> 14.
> The way you feel
> when you see their name
> on the call ID
> after you just had a big fight
>
> 15.
> The way she says
> "lets not fight anymore"
> even though you know that
> an hour later,
>
> 16.
> The way they kiss when
> you do something nice for them
>
> 17.
> The way they kiss you
> when you say
> "I love you"
>
> 18.
> Actually ,
> just the way they kiss you,
>
> 19.
> The way they fall into your arms
> when they cry
>
> 20.
> Then the way they apologize
> for crying over something that silly
>
> 21.
> The way they hit you

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Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by Moyola(f): 12:29pm On Feb 18, 2009
alwyt! tongue
Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by lordmassac(m): 8:10pm On Feb 18, 2009
this guy cool cool i know sey your lips go don peel finish embarassed embarassed embarassed you don kiss soabi all kind of kisses. na wahooooooooooo wink wink wink
Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by lysaa(f): 12:30am On Feb 19, 2009
idk if this is the ryt section for this even tho its an old piece.
Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by lilsweet(f): 12:09pm On Dec 29, 2013
if dis is wat goes on in my guy's mind wen kissing me den i wount stop kissing him... nice work bro
Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by lilsweet(f): 12:11pm On Dec 29, 2013
if dis is wat goes on in my guy's mind wen kissing me den i wou'nt stop kissing him... nice work bro.
Re: The Real Meaning Of Types Of Kisses by jbblues24(m): 11:30am On May 31, 2019
This is alluring and classic =)

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