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Please Do Me This Favour by jpj(m): 1:59pm On Feb 18, 2009
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so,

Do you have a piece of gum?
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by clemcykul(f): 11:04am On Feb 19, 2009
lol
i thought you were gonna mention sex!
grin
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by OLAMIND1(m): 9:48pm On Feb 23, 2009
bad nigger!
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by bestboland: 10:16pm On Feb 23, 2009
@ poster
datz a nice suspence
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by Gabry(f): 1:29am On Feb 24, 2009
SHAIT! And I got Hot over that! angry grin
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by CrazyMan(m): 2:29am On Feb 24, 2009
You try sha. At least I chuckled smiley
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by jpj(m): 8:54am On Feb 24, 2009
Eya Sorry ohh I didn't mean to get you Hot in my absence, Don't worry when next I plan on doing something like that I would be there physically to help you out,
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by Gabry(f): 9:06am On Feb 24, 2009
Ehmmm Ehmmm Ehmmm. . . , 18SX. Am underage lipsrsealed embarassed
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by clemcykul(f): 12:30pm On Feb 24, 2009
i cant remember.
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by dani1luv: 6:55pm On Feb 24, 2009
Nice!
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by clemcykul(f): 11:27am On Feb 25, 2009
wats nice about u wearing a torn shirt?
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by Lolabbey: 2:16pm On Feb 26, 2009
the Hot one,have u been hornilised grin grin grin
abeg no mind my gramar grin grin
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by dani1luv: 2:25pm On Feb 26, 2009
Ipakodo Snr Grammar Sch.

na d school wey you go be dat
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by romsky: 2:26pm On Feb 26, 2009
as u be her class captain
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by dani1luv: 2:41pm On Feb 26, 2009
Point of Correction

Class Captain:- of the Kings College Private School
cool
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by romsky: 2:50pm On Feb 26, 2009
abeg go 4 confession 2day & wipe dat lie from ya lips


ow far 4 dat facebook stuff?
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by dani1luv: 3:12pm On Feb 26, 2009
I go logon to facebook naw

hld on
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by romsky: 3:18pm On Feb 26, 2009
but i no know ya username
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by dani1luv: 3:36pm On Feb 26, 2009
when I update my profile I would give you my username
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by romsky: 4:50pm On Feb 26, 2009
Oyetoro
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by clemcykul(f): 4:53pm On Feb 26, 2009
kini je be?
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by romsky: 4:55pm On Feb 26, 2009
my clumsy r u on facebook
Re: Please Do Me This Favour by clemcykul(f): 4:27pm On Feb 27, 2009
am not.

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