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See Gobe!! Student’s Eggplant Goes Missing In UNIPORT (photos) by teewhydope(m): 9:55am On Jun 07, 2015
This happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday.

Read According To The Source Below:-

A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately.

All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.

Re: See Gobe!! Student’s Eggplant Goes Missing In UNIPORT (photos) by Proffdada: 9:59am On Jun 07, 2015
E don be
Re: See Gobe!! Student’s Eggplant Goes Missing In UNIPORT (photos) by DickDastardly(m): 10:00am On Jun 07, 2015
Hmmm
Re: See Gobe!! Student’s Eggplant Goes Missing In UNIPORT (photos) by moderate99(m): 10:04am On Jun 07, 2015
superstition
Re: See Gobe!! Student’s Eggplant Goes Missing In UNIPORT (photos) by Nokiae5: 10:22am On Jun 07, 2015
ask dat guy if he ever told that meds and surg he wanted joy stick enlargement grin
Re: See Gobe!! Student’s Eggplant Goes Missing In UNIPORT (photos) by delishpot: 10:44am On Jun 07, 2015
How can one steal joystick?
Re: See Gobe!! Student’s Eggplant Goes Missing In UNIPORT (photos) by Nobody: 10:48am On Jun 07, 2015
We are doomed if university students can believe that someone can steal a private part just by shaking of hands. That's what happens when we allow pastors and home video to point the direction to our social development.
Re: See Gobe!! Student’s Eggplant Goes Missing In UNIPORT (photos) by VickJames(m): 10:50am On Jun 07, 2015
If you don't believe this, you better think twice. Its real.

When I was in the university. Uniben students will know hall 4, unit 1 very well. It was around 3pm in the afternoon, when almost all the students were coming back from classes. Close to the unit 1 common room, they was a glass there which all the students check themselves before leaving the hostel.
A man came to ask my hall mate where hall 5 is. He told him that he should go outside and walk alittle, he'll see hall 5. Normal thing, the man shook his hand and left. My guy felt the urge to urinate, mehn, lo and behold, no penis o! The good thing about it was that the man was about to leave the hostel gate when he raised the alarm of his missing pe'nis. We thought he was doing the normal "arrowing" thing. But he came out from the toilet crying that his penis has gone inside. Without confirming anything, we asked him if he had anything with anybody before entering the bathroom. He said he shook the hand of an unknown man he directed to hall 5 some minutes ago. We asked if he will recognise the man, he said yes. So we set out to look for the man who just left the gate, trying to get "maingate" bus. Mehn! See hammering that day! We nearly killed the guy that day but the porters helped and rescued the guy from our hands. We didn't know what later happened but we got the pe'nis back.

Since then, our greeting in the hall changed from "howfar guy" to raising your hands in the air and say "I hail bros".

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Re: See Gobe!! Student’s Eggplant Goes Missing In UNIPORT (photos) by delishpot: 10:51am On Jun 07, 2015
kITATITA:
We are doomed if university students can believe that someone can steal a private part just by shaking of hands. That's what happens when we allow pastors and home video to point the direction to our social development.

You don see am finish o. What hope is there for us as a nation if our future leaders have such mindset?

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