Bull crap

Joystick? Eggplant? Nairaland is a childish site

Issorait. btw, d topic don change nah 4rm joystick to eggplant. lwkmdrotfl, na wah 4 dis autocorrect sef.

Jesus!

be careful who u receive handshakes from o....end time things!

from joystick to eggplant wetin dey worry these mods, abi dem fast go church?

read a science blog today. Nigeria's first ever blog dedicated to Science..
http://edscienceblog..com

ojigbijigbi heeeeey! Guys be careful this dayz ooo.

Are these the leaders of tomorrow ?

Imagine headline ,substituting "Uniport" with "Harvard "

And these are supposed to be university students?

Hmmm!!!
Does Joystic have market value

peeparty:
They say this happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday. It's too weird so I'll let the person who sent it in explain to y'all. Read below...

A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.







http://lindaikeji..com/2015/06/students-eggplant-goes-missing-in.html?m=1

what is joystick? and eggplant?

peeparty:
They say this happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday. It's too weird so I'll let the person who sent it in explain to y'all. Read below...

A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.





http://lindaikeji..com/2015/06/students-eggplant-goes-missing-in.html?m=1

STORY FOR THE GODS. PEOPLE JUST BELIEVE ANYTHING

am0sn0nyu:
Bull crap

How so is it bullcrap ?

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I am so sorry but for the very first time...Picture or i dont believe it! Besides the accuser should be taken for a medical examination and probably a polygraph. He should be prosecuted if results turn out negative. Na so people dey take kill people easily for naija O! may be na him dey look for body part who knows?

Does Joystick have market value?

Wonders shall never end.

Neyoor:
Wow! I think it's high time I stopped shaking people on campus. Joystick is very important to any man o except, The Ref.Fathers.

Meanwhile, they should deal with the guy seriously.

Rev father's use theirs even more than married men.

Utchgirl:



seconded !


They shld test d fertility in a nearby hospital lab.



Things are happening dis days

Before that, the thrust generated per second should be confirm

He should check we after the return o.

There was a case of a guy whose peynease dissapeared after shaking a random guy in the market, the victim raised alarm and a mob garthered, ready to lynch the perp, the victim however pleaded with the mob to allow the guy return his pehniece first.

The perp made him promise that he will be forgiven afterwards, which the victim a agreed to, the perp thereafter reached into his spiritual bag which apparently contains a whole lot of ''organs'' picked one at random, fixed the guy and fled afterwards, they guy touched himslef, felt something and was so happy.

When he got home, his wife was in the mood, he brought out his tool in order to do damage....................


Lo and behold, the guy saw an albino's dikcc on his person!............working quite alright, large enough, but so very light against his soot dark skin.

He fainted.

The end.

Source.
www.rumour.com

Utchgirl:



seconded !


They shld test d fertility in a nearby hospital lab.



Things are happening dis days

testing in the lab . may not be enough, some one should volunteer to be used and may God bless you as you do

Unbelievable

mehn,wonders shall never end

nairalandist:


Somethings just don't connect. . . If it were so easy to steal someone's organ, some of us would have woken up to find our heads and arms missing while still alive.

Let's not be gullible.... I think it was a setup.

Most people are gullible and will believe anything thdy hear. In thos modern era that if someone is dieing, people will record it rather than save the person, yetnot even a single person took a photograph of the nissing balls, eggplant or whatever nairaland calls it. This is why westerners liken us to monkeys and apes. Gullibility.

ayusco85:

what is joystick? and eggplant?

A joystick is a fleshy stick that gives joy.

O ga o,wonders shall neva end

rigarmortis:
He should check we after the return o.

There was a case of a guy whose peynease dissapeared after shaking a random guy in the market, the victim raised alarm and a mob garthered, ready to lynch the perp, the victim however pleaded with the mob to allow the guy return his pehniece first.

The perp made him promise that he will be forgiven afterwards, which the victim a agreed to, the perp thereafter reached into his spiritual bag which apparently contains a whole lot of ''organs'' picked one at random, fixed the guy and fled afterwards, they guy touched himslef, felt something and was so happy.

When he got home, his wife was in the mood, he brought out his tool in order to do damage....................


Lo and behold, the guy saw an albino's dikcc on his person!............working quite alright, large enough, but so very light against his soot dark skin.

He fainted.

The end.

Source.
www.rumour.com

I have heard this story too and it is all lies. The version i heard involved a white man. Nigerians can lie sha. This shait never happened

handie:
Africans and superstition. We want to be like the western world but don't wanna let go of how old beliefs. How can someone's reproductive organ be taken away through a mere handshake? This is preposterous!
N.B: For all of u shouting vote Agarawu23 for Mr. Nairaland, I'll rather vote Aristide Bance, Adams Oshiomole or Olusegun Obasanjo.... At least those fellows don't support a party blindly and post comments foolishly.

Anything goes in the land of people like Egbere Good-badluck Jonathan.

Neyoor:
Wow! I think it's high time I stopped shaking people on campus. Joystick is very important to any man o except, The Ref.Fathers.

Meanwhile, they should deal with the guy seriously.

o boy the Rev. fathers needs and make maximum use of the joystick more than you doo.

this story is too fake joor!

Mods dey do ojoro
This post appeared earlier at 9.55am
https://www.nairaland.com/2362978/see-gobe-students-eggplant-goes#34515174


Cc: seun, lalasticlala

Tallesty1:
Returning the joystick is not enough oo, someone should allow him to check if it is still working.

quickly 'dash' them that your 'yekable' sister

[quote author=nairalandist post=34517165]I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away?
It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff.

Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear.[/qu

Wait make e happen 2u, @1st... d emptiness wey u go feel inbetween ur 2legs ehn u go think sey rapture wan happen. Mtcheeeew!!!

Only in Nigeria.





Since the culprit is a Med & Surgery student, we need to ascertain how surgeries can be performed via a hand shake within split seconds. This will go a long way in helping this country to be among the most advanced country in the world in terms of science.