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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 4:29pm On Jun 07, 2015
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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by isacolukay(m): 4:29pm On Jun 07, 2015
Aminat508:
what is happening here? Which manhood den steal?
Who is d owner of d manhood?
undecided undecided undecided


Dis one Wey u dey concerned about the lost manhood.....
Hehehe
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jun 07, 2015
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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by benson81(m): 4:45pm On Jun 07, 2015
@op its mandelites because there hall is named after mandela.so that hall still has the spirit of aggressiveness.im imagining after all these long years i left sch.if u b babe come dey form pass Mandela dem don finish u be dat ooo:cheesy
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by femi4: 4:48pm On Jun 07, 2015
Utchgirl:




Hw do u mean ?
a damsel should be made available
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by EbolaParasite: 5:04pm On Jun 07, 2015
AngelJennifer:


It is real.

No it isnt. Why isnt there a single case with documented evidence...e.g photos
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by KingTom(m): 5:07pm On Jun 07, 2015
AgapeCharis:
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
KingTom own too small. E no go reach take do anything. grin
peeparty:
omo see Explanation obio ebi like say u don't collect kingtom penis bfo or na ur own him collect.

See them! See as two grown men siddon dey discuss KingTom Penís for public, just see! grin grin grin
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by EbolaParasite: 5:10pm On Jun 07, 2015
hecha38:
i was there. it happened live in my sch. unique uniport

Usually, when people say shait like it happened live, i was there live, i saw it with my own korokoro eyes, THEY ARE LIEING. Quit lieing.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 5:10pm On Jun 07, 2015
peeparty:
rem Nairaland do not allow such
smiley

It depends...
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 5:15pm On Jun 07, 2015
IzonOwei:
I really dont know if I should believe them at all...but they just might be true..

In social psychology...
We have a behavioural theory called "Cognitive Dissonance" smiley

Everyone experiences this.

When it comes to phenomena which we can't understand.

There are chiefly three ways we handle it...

We either deny it, explain it away or portend an aggressive disposition.
grin

Me, Ada, I prefer denialcheesy
You do toowink
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 5:20pm On Jun 07, 2015
JuanDeDios:

I'd be interested in knowing what changed your view.

cheesy
Bro.
Ever since I stopped being an active participant of organized religion, a lot of things changed Including this aspect.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by peeparty(m): 5:22pm On Jun 07, 2015
KingTom:



See them! See as two grown men siddon dey discuss KingTom Penís for public, just see! grin grin grin
ooo sorry our king,pls beg d gods to forgive us
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by amaheart(m): 5:23pm On Jun 07, 2015
This was a true story
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jun 07, 2015
MizMyColi:


In social psychology...
We have a behavioural theory called "Cognitive Dissonance" smiley

Everyone experiences this.

When it comes to phenomena which we can't understand.

There are chiefly three ways we handle it...

We either deny it, explain it away or portend an aggressive disposition.
grin

Me, Ada, I prefer denialcheesy
You do toowink
grin...I think I will go with trying to explain it until either truth is established or I give up... cheesy
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by KingTom(m): 5:25pm On Jun 07, 2015
peeparty:
ooo sorry our king,pls beg d gods to forgive us

No worry, it's allowed grin
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 5:28pm On Jun 07, 2015
ideology:

NOPE na grin

So....?smiley

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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 5:28pm On Jun 07, 2015
cheesy
Tallesty1:
They kept their word.



Lemme check if e don reach my side.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Bollinger(m): 5:29pm On Jun 07, 2015
Utchgirl:


seconded !

They shld test d fertility in a nearby hospital lab.


Things are happening dis days
Nigerian mentality. No amount of schooling or exposure can change it.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MrT2011(m): 5:43pm On Jun 07, 2015
Tallesty1:
Returning the joystick is not enough oo, someone should allow him to check if it is still working.

Is this for real? Comment from a baboo with 76 "likes" from her monkeys.
Wonder no more why nigeria is a jungle.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by dalass(f): 5:57pm On Jun 07, 2015
[quote author=peeparty post=34516683]They say this happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday. It's too weird so I'll let the person who sent it in explain to y'all. Read below...

A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.





The joystick thief is a medical student?? Haba!!
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MrT2011(m): 6:04pm On Jun 07, 2015
Ironi:
Africans are too backward.

Somebody stole somebody's joystick?? ??

It's unfortunate in this day and age for young and supposedly scientific minds to be thinking so backwardly and all be it on a university campus.

And to think day in day out people are instantly killed on the bases of that thinking.

Makes one wonder what future Africa has.

Please where do u leave? Are a nigerian?

I have gone through people's comment and 99% speak like salvagers.
The future of this country is in grave danger.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 6:15pm On Jun 07, 2015
Bollinger:

Nigerian mentality. No amount of schooling or exposure can change it.


Mr Man keep calm if u dnt knw wht 2 comment
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Utchgirl(f): 6:20pm On Jun 07, 2015
femi4:
a damsel should be made available

Go n provide dem wit one naa
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jun 07, 2015
Tallesty1:
Returning the joystick is not enough oo, someone should allow him to check if it is still working.
no uniport girl will agree... AKAMAS still exists.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jun 07, 2015
nairalandist:
I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away?
It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff.

Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear.
wen u live in that environment for atlist a year then u will know its true.

I grew up there, sch in daycare centre, UDPS, UDSS and UNIPORT. It happens, even ladies breast get missing. Most of the times is at choba junction, I've never heard it in sch premises.

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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by JuanDeDios: 6:37pm On Jun 07, 2015
MizMyColi:


cheesy
Bro.
Ever since I stopped being an active participant of organized religion, a lot of things changed Including this aspect.
Ok... But how about past spiritual experiences you had, if any? There's a lot of stories about spiritual things happening, some from people you won't normally associate with frivolities. How about that?
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 6:55pm On Jun 07, 2015
JuanDeDios:

Ok... But how about past spiritual experiences you had, if any? There's a lot of stories about spiritual things happening, some from people you won't normally associate with frivolities. How about that?

There are o.
There are.

I've had mine too.
Very strong conviction.

Those days, when I was tempted to give up the notion of God...
I'd remember what happened to me that night, and I'd tell myself that surely, even if his/its name is not God, there is a being around us....within us, a power, a dimension, it seems far, but it's always near.
We connect to this presence in many different ways.

We all have our definition of the supernatural y'know....
For me music is supernatural.
It does wonders for me.

I don't wanna share my experience on here.
I could do without the drama.

But lemme see if this cuts it.

How do you explain a situation where a person is filled with anger and sore bile and over a wrong done, and just by acknowledging this presence and maybe with a mix of music (not necessarily gospel)....
You find yourself praying for and wishing those who hurt you well.
You find that hate has been replaced by love....
Even when you know that a person has wished you death, in all meekness, you wish them life, you wish them the best life has in store for them.

That for me is a miracle.
It is.

As I write this, I feel the presence again.

Now, the things I wrote up there might sound to another as hogwash, and it just might be!
To them at least.


Relating with folks on here has taught me that perspective is a very powerful tool that shapes our reality.

Sosmiley
What's your story?
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by billyG(m): 6:59pm On Jun 07, 2015
After returnin his joystick d taker shld provide him with a to.to to take test its functionality.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by JuanDeDios: 7:04pm On Jun 07, 2015
MizMyColi:


There are o.
There are.

I've had mine too.
Very strong conviction.

Those days, when I was tempted to give up the notion of God...
I'd remember what happened to me that night, and I'd tell myself that surely, even if his/its name is not God, there is a being around us....within us, a power, a dimension, it seems far, but it's always near.
We connect to this presence in many different ways.

We all have our definition of the supernatural y'know....
For me music is supernatural.
It does wonders for me.

I don't wanna share my experience on here.
I could do without the drama.

But lemme see if this cuts it.

How do you explain a situation where a person is filled with anger and sore bile and over a wrong done, and just by acknowledging this presence and maybe with a mix of music (not necessarily gospel)....
You find yourself praying for and wishing those who hurt you well.
You find that hate has been replaced by love....
Even when you know that a person has wished you dead, in all meekness, you wish them life, you wish them the best life has in store for them.

That for me is a miracle.
It is.

As I write this, I feel the presence again.

Now, the things I wrote up there might sound to another as hogwash, and it just might be!
To them at least.


Relating with folks on here has taught me that perspective is a very powerful tool that shapes our reality.

Sosmiley
What's your story?
Similar. I mean the aspect about giving up organised religion. But I am yet to decide either way about the reality of the sort of beliefs popular around here - are there witches who fly at night, using, say, broomstick? Can someone harm you by cutting your hair or picking up the sand you walked on and taking them to 'somewhere'? Can you lose your pe.nis by shaking someone's hand? My response to all these is an emphatic I DON'T KNOW. But I'd so love to. At the present time, I'm considering joining a group again.

As for wishing people well, that has always been me. I hardly get angry and tend to make a lot allowance for people - although they never do the same for me.
smiley

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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 7:57pm On Jun 07, 2015
JuanDeDios:

Similar. I mean the aspect about giving up organised religion. But I am yet to decide either way about the reality of the sort of beliefs popular around here - are there witches who fly at night, using, say, broomstick? Can someone harm you by cutting your hair or picking up the sand you walked on and taking them to 'somewhere'? Can you lose your pe.nis by shaking someone's hand? My response to all these is an emphatic I DON'T KNOW. But I'd so love to. At the present time, I'm considering joining a group again.



As for wishing people well, that has always been me. I hardly get angry and tend to make a lot allowance for people - although they never do the same for me.
smiley


----->>> Loong Epistle Ahead.

I've always maintained that it's about perspective.
For all we know, these things might be real. As in real real.

But y'know what....
I believe there's a force in the universe that's greater than all put together.

It's called Love.

I believe that the amount of love your life is enshrined in determines the kind of harm that may come a person's way.

Simply put, the more love you have, the less power people have to influence you negatively or even harm you outrightly.

I've seen this play out a coupla times on here...
Though it's trivial, but I'll give an example.

Sometimes, I see mentions that are capable of destroying my day.
But, depending on how attuned to music and love I am, I find that any negative energy quickly dissipates.
I even lose my ability to get angry.

And then there are some days when, for one reason or another, especially if I don't walk in the awareness that I'm love and life and light....I just lose it! Things I'd normally pass on become focal points of revenge et al. You get?

Now let's say it was an otumokpo that was fired at me...Lolscheesy
It means that on those days when I do not walk in the awareness that I am one with the universe, when I'm not particularly conscious of my Love and Light Esque Nature, I become vulnerable.....
Were it not that I am covered by/with a higher power, whatever that was meant to happen will happen!.....assuming it was otumokpo.
Lols


About the second part, I can relate bro.
Trust me, I can.
I have questioned God.
I have tried to be the irresponsible persongrin
The one who keeps malice and is unforgiving....hehehehehehe
I wish!

Well I think you're special.
I think highly of people who forgive easily...who let go of hurts, even before it comes to them.
They carry within a tremendous power.
The kind that's capable of transforming our world and lives for good.

Keep on.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 8:00pm On Jun 07, 2015
JuanDeDios:

Similar. I mean the aspect about giving up organised religion. But I am yet to decide either way about the reality of the sort of beliefs popular around here - are there witches who fly at night, using, say, broomstick? Can someone harm you by cutting your hair or picking up the sand you walked on and taking them to 'somewhere'? Can you lose your pe.nis by shaking someone's hand? My response to all these is an emphatic I DON'T KNOW. But I'd so love to. At the present time, I'm considering joining a group again.

As for wishing people well, that has always been me. I hardly get angry and tend to make a lot allowance for people - although they never do the same for me.
smiley

About joining a group, I wish to also.
I'm more of a loner when it comes to spirituality and beliefs.

It's just I can't bring myself to go to church again and participate wellsad
I'm far too gone.

All the same, I desire fellowship sha...
It'll come when it'llsmiley
Until then, I'm goodgrin
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by charlie009: 8:28pm On Jun 07, 2015
Oga dey still exist those days it was called gwamo-gwamo. Just have to be careful anyway.
nairalandist:
I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away?
It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff.

Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear.

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