[color=#000099][/color]A man escapes from prison where he has been
for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for
money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman
in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants s3x, don’t resist, don’t complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be
strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing
my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told
me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked
me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you.”