Some exciting new innovations have now become available for cost conscious travelers.

For road travelers thinking of crossing the Sahara Desert to enjoy the scenic route on the way to Europe, fully air-conditioned trucks with unlimited seating are available as shown in the accompanying picture. Thanks to the normal shifting of desert dunes caused by those ferocious sand-storms, free burial can be offered for all passengers who fall off the vehicle whilst asleep, with no inconvenience to other travelers.

If air travel is more your style, on-the-wing seating is now available for those too cheap to pay for economy class tickets. All wing walkers will be expected to remain seated for takeoff and landing, and of course no goats, chickens or other unruly livestock are permitted in this section.

No way! These desert ninjas are bad to the bone! Look at all the crap on that truck. . .more proof that the black man built the pyramids.