RANDOM CRAZY FACTS
- In Lebanon, men are
legally allowed to have
sex with animals, but
the animals must be
female. Having sexual
relations with a male
animal is punishable by
death. (Like THAT
makes sense.)
- In Bahrain, a male
doctor may legally
examine a woman's
genitals, but is
prohibited from looking
directly at them during
the examination. He
may only see their
reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different
reversed?).
- The penalty for
masturbation in
Indonesia is
decapitation. (Much
worse than "going
blind!"
- There are men in
Guam whose full-time
job is to travel the
countryside and
deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the
privilege of having sex
for the first time...
Reason: under Guam
law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to
marry. (Let's just think
for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else
in the world that even
comes close to this?)
- In Hong Kong, a
betrayed wife is legally
allowed to kill her
adulterous husband,
but may only do so
with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be
killed in any manner
desired. (Ah! Justice!)
- Topless saleswomen
are legal in Liverpool,
England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But
of course!)
- In Cali, Colombia, a
woman may only have
sex with her husband,
and the first time this
happens, her mother
must be in the room to
witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at
the thought.)
- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia,
it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a
woman and her
daughter at the same
time. (I presume this
was a big enough
problem that they had
to pass this law?).
- In Maryland, it is illegal
to sell condoms from
vending machines with
one exception:
Prophylactics may be
dispensed from a
vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic
beverages are sold for
consumption on the
premises." (Is this a
great country or what?
Not as great as Guam!)
- Banging your head
against a wall uses 150
calories an hour. (Who
volunteers for this
stuff?)
- Humans and dolphins
are the only species
that have sex for
pleasure. (Is that why
Flipper was always
smiling?).
- The ant can lift 50
times its own weight,
can pull 30 times its
own weight and always
falls over on its right
side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little
bottles of...?) (Did the
govt. pay for this
research??).
- Butterflies taste with
their feet. (Ah, geez.)
- An ostrich's eye is
bigger than its brain. (I
know some people like
that.)
- Starfish don't have
brains. (I know some
people like that, too.)
And, the best for last.....
- Turtles can breathe
through their butts. (Do
you think they have bad
breath?)
What do you think?

Lol. Now this is hilarious!

lol

This is nice

.....nice to know! in my way to Guam,with my CV ....

.....nice to know!
on my way to Guam,with my CV ....