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Which Rat Will You Kill 1st? by drmayor95(m): 2:12am On Jun 21, 2015
WHICH RAT WILL U KILL FIRST?
.........You just came back from work and immediately
u entered
into your sitting room you saw rats in numbers in
your sitting
room eating most vital documents that you have used
your life to
acquire..
The 1st rat was eating your B.S.C certificate
The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service
Corps
certificate.
The 3rd was eating your Marriage certificate
The 4th rat was eating your house documents
The 5th rat was eating your Visa to travel abroad
for a multi-billion
project
The 6th rat was eating your Bible/Koran
Please ,be honest with your reply....
Which rat will U kill first? 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th or 6th.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill 1st? by DrBolzz(f): 2:26am On Jun 21, 2015
The 5th rat obviously undecided...
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill 1st? by Nobody: 5:07am On Jun 21, 2015
demonic rats.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill 1st? by Jibreen4u(m): 5:19am On Jun 21, 2015
Probably the 6th rat cox i got other Certificates on my Email

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill 1st? by pyyxxaro: 5:29am On Jun 21, 2015
I would kill the 5th rat's and even use it for a very rugged Banga / Ogwo Soup

For the 6th rat , my bible would be too hot it to come close toooo.... not possible, even if I rub fish/stew on it


Na only Jerry for Tom/Jerry fit do dese kin wicked tins tongue
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill 1st? by photoshoot(m): 6:13pm On Jul 18, 2016
drmayor95 I would be damned if that's not university of Lagos shocked
I mean your profile picture
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill 1st? by Ladycloud(f): 6:43pm On Jul 18, 2016
drmayor95:
WHICH RAT WILL U KILL FIRST?
.........You just came back from work and immediately
u entered
into your sitting room you saw rats in numbers in
your sitting
room eating most vital documents that you have used
your life to
acquire..
The 1st rat was eating your B.S.C certificate
The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service
Corps
certificate.
The 3rd was eating your Marriage certificate
The 4th rat was eating your house documents
The 5th rat was eating your Visa to travel abroad
for a multi-billion
project
The 6th rat was eating your Bible/Koran
Please ,be honest with your reply....
Which rat will U kill first? 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th or 6th.
is this one sef question... The 5th damn rat of course
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill 1st? by drmayor95(m): 7:00am On Jul 26, 2016
photoshoot:
drmayor95 I would be damned if that's not university of Lagos shocked
I mean your profile picture
@Photoshoot bro, thatz U.I
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill 1st? by johnshagb(m): 1:06pm On Jul 26, 2016
Call exterminator to kill all of them

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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill 1st? by Exponental(m): 6:53pm On Jul 26, 2016
You can't kill anyone. It's spiritual!
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill 1st? by Emekus92(m): 12:22pm On Aug 18, 2018
[quote author=drmayor95 post=34980167]WHICH

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