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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by successking401(m): 9:50am On Jun 21, 2015
It happened to me in the past.the only way I conquered it was when I started seen the sermon as the elixir to many things in my life.in other words try to develope a special/rare interest for sermons.anyway check my signature if you have problem satisfying ur wife in bed.zero seven zero three nine siX four zero zero nine seven
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by ajbabs(m): 9:51am On Jun 21, 2015
By putting some powdery dry grinded pepper into your eyes.
I swear if you sleep before they end the Sunday's service , call me bastard.
Devil is a liar.
Remember that if your eyes want to prevent you from gaining entrance into Heaven, remove it!
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Sweetyie(f): 9:52am On Jun 21, 2015
Hehehhehe. Devil they use ur body learn work
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by afuye(m): 9:52am On Jun 21, 2015
Buy kolanuts
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by xabi148(m): 9:52am On Jun 21, 2015
They are demons wu try to make preaching borin to ur ears d only way to resist them is by putting ur mind and interest focused although it wnt b easy
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by sorextee(m): 9:52am On Jun 21, 2015
If u sleep in church,so what?

Is it written in the Bible that u shld not sleep in church??

Is the church not your father's house?

Sleeping in church can't be helped, esp when u sit close to d ac/fan. Also, all pastors preach what we already know, so hearing it again will sound boring... My pastor has spent more than 2 hours now, telling us how Peter denied Jesus..

There was a time we had a guest preacher.. Dat man's preaching was soooo boring, that our asst. Pastor dozed off.. to cut d story short,he fell off his chair, and pretended it was d holy spirit dat took over him..

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by babamadiba(m): 9:53am On Jun 21, 2015
Forget it! The devil is just a liar. If u are watching premier league, or watching a live show, one won't sleep, but when it's church time, we start to doze straight up. Hissssssssssss....
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by RoyceO: 9:53am On Jun 21, 2015
take weed befor goin to church

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by sirkezman: 9:54am On Jun 21, 2015
its from ur village. the only solution is to go and beg your grandma.

Do this and thank me later


asdfjklhaha:
I sleep a lot in church most especially during the sermon, but as soon as I leave the church my eye clears.

in fact wen I get home and lie on my bed the sleep disappears. What culd be the problem.

Is it a spiritual problem? How do I go about stopping it?
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by sukkot: 9:54am On Jun 21, 2015
tell the pastor to take comedy classes
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Nobody: 9:54am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:
I sleep a lot in church most especially during the sermon, but as soon as I leave the church my eye clears.

in fact wen I get home and lie on my bed the sleep disappears. What culd be the problem.

Is it a spiritual problem? How do I go about stopping it?
xtianity isn't your way
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by valdes00(m): 9:54am On Jun 21, 2015
no b ordinary eye...... kon shey oju lasan
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by canalily(m): 9:54am On Jun 21, 2015
Its never spiritual but synical. So drink Tramadol b4 going to church if it doesnt make u sleep ordinarilysmiley but why should u try to sleep on bikeundecided
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by sunnyman01(m): 9:56am On Jun 21, 2015
Yeah it certainly a spiritual problem. Consult your pastor for canceling and probably go for deliverance, God bless !
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by sandrannna(f): 9:58am On Jun 21, 2015
pyyxxaro:
1st step : Rub pepper for ur eye

2nd step : Rub tatashe / Aboniki balm

3rd step : use tooth pick to hold ur eye, make e nor close



Finally na Devil de use the person cry


u r NOTJUSTOK like dat website I download ma songs.
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by natas22: 9:59am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:
I sleep a lot in church most especially during the sermon, but as soon as I leave the church my eye clears.

in fact wen I get home and lie on my bed the sleep disappears. What culd be the problem.

Is it a spiritual problem? How do I go about stopping it?
32 days dry fasting plus 10 strokes of cane every Sunday morning or sit close to a cute guy inside the church.
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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Nobody: 10:00am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:
I eat most times before going for lectures and yet I don't sleep during lectures why's dat of sunday different? Anyway thanks 4 ur contribution

join choir or usher
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by money121(m): 10:02am On Jun 21, 2015
Sleeping lion is better than a barking dog So.. Sleeping follower is better than a barking pastor.

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by pinkguy(m): 10:02am On Jun 21, 2015
20 naria coffee with do the magic try to take it before going to church
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by slap1(m): 10:03am On Jun 21, 2015
Ask for the Holy Spirit to come into your life and don't stress yourself too much before church and the night before.

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by africanusvu(m): 10:03am On Jun 21, 2015
Always have similar case,wat I do is do small browsing like Facebook,Nairaland,read only coments few minutes,ur sleep clears,also don't sleep under a fan
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by peedeeasobie(m): 10:04am On Jun 21, 2015
Follow these steps diligently!

1: get a scorpion or soldier ant.
2: put it/them in your bag.
3: take your bag to church.
4: bring out the scorpion or soldier ant and place on your skin when you start feelng sleepy.



5: if you still sleep after the sting, you have a medical problem!


Thank me later
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Nobody: 10:04am On Jun 21, 2015
The Eagle and the eaglet...
Watch out for my single"elshaddai" coming soon.
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Johnnoo(m): 10:07am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:
I sleep a lot in church most especially during the sermon, but as soon as I leave the church my eye clears.

in fact wen I get home and lie on my bed the sleep disappears. What culd be the problem.

Is it a spiritual problem? How do I go about stopping it?

Go for deliverance. It's a battle all of us faces...
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Tolubory(m): 10:09am On Jun 21, 2015
kiss Drink Nescafe before going to Church..
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by KOMBE: 10:10am On Jun 21, 2015
It is your father's house... enjoy the sleep
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by slytubadth(m): 10:10am On Jun 21, 2015
Stop drinking tea to church
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by calcal: 10:10am On Jun 21, 2015
not for you. stop going there!
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by vislabraye(m): 10:11am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:
I sleep a lot in church most especially during the sermon, but as soon as I leave the church my eye clears.

in fact wen I get home and lie on my bed the sleep disappears. What culd be the problem.

Is it a spiritual problem? How do I go about stopping it?

It used to happen to me. I nevertook any conscious step to stop. It's natural sometimes if the church is so comfortable and the ac blows well.
But if you talk small walk from time to time,it couldhelp.
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by mikkyword(m): 10:11am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:
I sleep a lot in church most especially during the sermon, but as soon as I leave the church my eye clears.

in fact wen I get home and lie on my bed the sleep disappears. What culd be the problem.

Is it a spiritual problem? How do I go about stopping it?

sit next to a handsome dude like me in church. you will not sleep.
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Zammydagreat(m): 10:12am On Jun 21, 2015
1st of all, you need to stop listening to "You such a Diva" before you go to church

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