WHICH RAT WILL U KILL FIRST? Be sincere.........You just came back from work to see 6 rats!•
The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate•

The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert•

The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert•

The 4th was eating your land and house documents•

The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project•

The 6th was eating your Bible. . .Which one first?

Cc:lalasticlala

shey the rats do meeting?

Wicked Op

We have already killed our choice of rats in frontpage... Yours came late

Firstly, I am not married and for those who have, the vows could be renewed and a new certificate issued them. The marriage certificate eating rat has not much to worry about


My B.Sc. Certificate is important just as my NYSC discharge credentials is but the rats can have a filled day flexing them, I do not care because this clearly states that I am a contractor; the owner of the company and wouldn't worry about employment


The land and house documents could be replaced because there would be duplicate copies with my lawyer. I'll just make extra copies from his so, the rat at first sight is safe and for my BIBLE, the word of God is written in my heart, so, I'll just get a new and better one when I finally get the CONTRACT FUNDS released to me because....


....That rat eating my multi-billion dollars contract papers will smell hell right away. I will butcher it into parts and send its members roasting. Even OP go perceive the aroma

Basildvalour:
Firstly, I am not married and for those who have, the vows could be renewed and a new certificate issued them. The marriage certificate eating rat has not much to worry about


My B.Sc. Certificate is important just as my NYSC discharge credentials is but the rats can have a filled day flexing them, I do not care because this clearly states that I am a contractor; the owner of the company and wouldn't worry about employment


The land and house documents could be replaced because there would be duplicate copies with my lawyer. I'll just make extra copies from his so, the rat at first sight is safe and for my BIBLE, the word of God is written in my heart, so, I'll just get a new and better one when I finally get the CONTRACT FUNDS released to me because....


....That rat eating my multi-billion dollars contract papers will smell hell right away. I will butcher it into parts and send its members roasting. Even OP go perceive the aroma

I smell ibo all over you

boolet:
shey the rats do meeting?

. No doubt about it sir. Dem send those rats. Those are what MFM calls DESTINY KILLERS or DESTINY DESTROYERS. That person should go and bathe in tgr lagoon. Winches dey follow am no doubt.

youngice:
I smell ibo all over you

Maybe you are dull

Basildvalour:
Maybe you are dull

I'm ibo my brother oh, don't take it as an insult

delishpot:



. No doubt about it sir. Dem send those rats. Those are what MFM calls DESTINY KILLERS or DESTINY DESTROYERS. That person should go and bathe in tgr lagoon. Winches dey follow am no doubt.

I'll kill none, I only leave photocopies of those documents, original are in bank as for Bible I have on my phone and heart as for the Togo visa,im looking for rats who wants to apply to eat it,its expired ,tell the silly things to apply

The 1st rat is ne!

The 2nd rat is nw!
The 3rd is nc!

The 4th is se!

The 5th is sw! And

The 6th was is ss! . . The one to kill first is the last on the list. On LIFO basis, kill it and there will be no more bunkering.

9niceguy:
Wicked Op

I love u too

Orunto:
The 1st rat is ne!

The 2nd rat is nw!
The 3rd is nc!

The 4th is se!

The 5th is sw! And

The 6th was is ss! . . The one to kill first is the last on the list. On LIFO basis, kill it and there will be no more bunkering.

Lolz.....

Ojeremi:
I'll kill none, I only leave photocopies of those documents, original are in bank as for Bible I have on my phone and heart as for the Togo visa,im looking for rats who wants to apply to eat it,its expired ,tell the silly things to apply

Lol.....guy,u smart o

Basildvalour:
Firstly, I am not married and for those who have, the vows could be renewed and a new certificate issued them. The marriage certificate eating rat has not much to worry about


My B.Sc. Certificate is important just as my NYSC discharge credentials is but the rats can have a filled day flexing them, I do not care because this clearly states that I am a contractor; the owner of the company and wouldn't worry about employment


The land and house documents could be replaced because there would be duplicate copies with my lawyer. I'll just make extra copies from his so, the rat at first sight is safe and for my BIBLE, the word of God is written in my heart, so, I'll just get a new and better one when I finally get the CONTRACT FUNDS released to me because....


....That rat eating my multi-billion dollars contract papers will smell hell right away. I will butcher it into parts and send its members roasting. Even OP go perceive the aroma

OMG..... lwkm.... Witch kin life Na.....I swear u be Ibo boi

delishpot:



. No doubt about it sir. Dem send those rats. Those are what MFM calls DESTINY KILLERS or DESTINY DESTROYERS. That person should go and bathe in tgr lagoon. Winches dey follow am no doubt.

Like seriously, those rats are sent from h*ll

6th, and 5th