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Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by mikron(m): 9:14pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
Be sincere........ You just came back from work to see 6 rats! • The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate • The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert • The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert • The 4th was eating your land and house documents • The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project • The 6th was eating your Bible/Quran. . . Which one would you kill first? |
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by Luizkid(m): 9:48pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
the 5th, others can be easily replaced..... |
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by benosky(m): 10:29pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
lol...... They will all run away once u enter ur room na. But seriously any rat dat will wait 4 u to get a stick b4 changing position is no more a rat but dat old woman opposite ur house in d village. 2 Likes |
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by sammyj: 10:48pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
Although it's not easy I will kill no.6 rat. Shikena !!! 1 Like |
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by DaBullIT(m): 11:11pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
Non of the above If anyone experiences that, his/her whole village must be on point in the matter Killing any of the rats wouldn't stop them 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by Nobody: 12:36am On Jun 27, 2015 |
mikron: They have already killed u by doing all this to u so u cant kill any because u are already dead except u want to kill them when u become a ghost. |
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by Nobody: 1:22am On Jun 27, 2015 |
I will wake up from the nightmare. |
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by fitzmayowa: 1:44am On Jun 27, 2015 |
benosky: Awon iya ile okan... |
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by fitzmayowa: 1:45am On Jun 27, 2015 |
DaBullIT: All him village witch they run 24/7 shift ontop him matter be that... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by newguy1(m): 1:58am On Jun 27, 2015 |
Reflect action will make me run for d nearest immediately to d nxt before the third all should be gone. Inbetween y will i scatter my certificate around or it will never be lying around. |
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