Barely a day to BVN registration deadline as directed by CBN, I went to my bank branch to do mine. Below I narrate my experience.

Having been hearing of the large turnout of people at various bank branches to register and capture their biometrics (BVN) and the said deadline attached to it, I finally decided to get mine done. This morning (29/06/2015), I woke up early, prepared and went to my darling bank to be like my fellow bankers. Hoping that I will be the first to be there after few minites of ride, I was suprised to see multitude of good looking beings spread everywhere. As opposed to my thoughts, I saw more number of people than I can foolishly begin to count. Over 98% of them each with form and biro doing the normal.
I summoned courage to inquire for form. Then was I told that the form could be in my hands if only I can fight my way into the bank.

My attempt to get in proved that if only the woman that touched Christ Robe had this challenge, she will remain in grief for the rest of her lifetime. I gave up finally.

Quickly I got a perfect plan: "Use your Card and withdraw the little you have in your account" my mind said. I fought my way out and joined the cue waiting for ATM. In 20-30 minutes I got the cash. Bye... was in mind as I smile out of the bank.

Escuse me please, what will the inside look like I asked someone beside. If you fight your way in, exchange blows, and guide others out of the path. You will finally get form from the customer care. Do the same thing out of the bank, fill the form. Repeat what you did before so as to submit your form, capture your biometrics and finally, you are done.

Finally, can I withdraw inside? Yes, but from 50,000 and above an Angel answered. If I have less such amount in my account? I asked. Use the ATM she replied.

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She don reach here again. ...SMH

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Babe seriously, I have to ask.. How are you pulling this off?

The day I did mine, I was practically begged to do it. I do yanga sef. Nigerians with fire brigade approach, it is in many like peak.

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Op, what model of tecno did you snap these pictures with?

The pictures are delivered in HD quality!

DjAndroid:
Op, what model of tecno did you snap these pictures with?

The pictures are delivered in HD quality!

Tecno L6 then screen snaped. Uploaded with Tecno H5. Are you a tech savy?

Greatfes17:
Tecno L6 then screen snaped. Uploaded with Tecno H5. Are you a tech savy?

no wonder the pictures are in HD

does nairaland even support. png image format? I cant upload one. Why?

You waited until the deadline b4 getting yours. smh

plendil:
You waited until the deadline b4 getting yours. smh

Till now I have not even gotten it.
#cryingloud