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WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by EbuGeneral(m): 7:32am On Jul 01, 2015
Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon in an
interview with Punch Newspaper revealed his
WAEC Results were seized twice ‘cos of the
‘big grammars’ he used.
Punch: Did you write exams in school in
these big words?
Hourable: I used such words very-very freely
in my exams both at the secondary school
and in my university and little wonder I
had the misfortune of my English results
being seized intermittently in my O’
Levels. WAEC released my results for the
other subjects and withheld my English
result. This happened for about three years.
Twice, I pa$$ed the University Matriculation
Examination but I could not proceed to the
University because of my English results that
were not released. At the end of the day, it
was released after the third attempt.
Punch: Why do you always use ‘big
grammar’?
Honourable: I am not really consensus ad
idem with those who opine that my idiolect is
advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just
that I am in my elements when the colloquy
has to do with the pax nigeriana of our
dreams and one necessarily needs to
fulminate against the alcibiadian modus
vivendi of our prebendal political cla$$.
Punch: How do you talk to your wife,
children and even your friends?
Honourable: I relate with my family and
friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of
camaraderie, stripped of my confutational
habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a
very peaceful, calm, level-headed and
celestially attuned soul personality.
Punch: Is this the way you proposed to
your wife, speaking high tech grammar?
Honourable: Of course, the business of the
day when I interfaced with mywife on
matters of the heart had to be in plain
Caeser’s languageand you can decipher why
that had to be so. The matter in view did not
permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.
Punch: Do you know that many people
don’t take you too seriously when you
talk because they think you are not
communicating?
Honourable: Why will I be perturbed from
ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of
Morpheus because people have deprived
themselves of the cultivation of the regime of
the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago
of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from
pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of
animadversion remains their fundamental
human right. It also remains an indubitable
fact that I get millions and millions of
requests daily from people all over the world
requesting for my verbal mentorship which
positive cosmopolitan reactions have a$$isted
my equipoise and righteous sense
of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my
nose to the grindstone daily and expect to
be understood by those luxuriating in a
modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping,
goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and
isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once
pontificated that things of the spirit are
spiritually discerned and that it takes the
deep to call the deep? We will speak more on
this matter of critiques and chichi dodo
another day.
Punch: Why do you pull your trousers
up beyond the waist?
Honourable: Hahahaha….That trousers style
is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own
audacious statement to remonstrate against
the pervasive tendency of
Nigerians especially our youths that took to
the practice of putting on trousers exposing
their lower anatomical contours and I will do
it over and over again.




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Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by EbuGeneral(m): 7:32am On Jul 01, 2015
Lalasticlala
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by Erukumakanaki: 7:33am On Jul 01, 2015
as Expected?


when dem ask am what is a NOUN? he'll be like>>>


A Noun is a Juboyistic epitomized nomenclature of an Animal, Place or Thing in a Crinkum-Crankum Identification angry

trust our drunk exam markers dem just Draw him Big Addidas Head angry
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by temitemi1(m): 7:36am On Jul 01, 2015
undecided undecided undecided
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by Erukumakanaki: 7:38am On Jul 01, 2015
EbuGeneral:
Lalasticlala
I won't forgive u for this stolen space angry
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by eazisky(m): 7:39am On Jul 01, 2015
Yes! because it will take approximately 48hours to go through your grammar, 24hours go check the dictionary and 24hours to start marking ur script, =4 days, just to mark your script, if na me i go do the same
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by Mzthowxeen(f): 7:40am On Jul 01, 2015
wem they dont understand his english ......lol
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 7:42am On Jul 01, 2015
Funny man...too much grammar
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by jammani(m): 7:44am On Jul 01, 2015
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by Nobody: 7:46am On Jul 01, 2015
if waec no seize nonsense waiting em qo seize?
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by xpac01(m): 7:46am On Jul 01, 2015
Your answers must have like joke and your essay writing like a werey boy then.
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by mistabiola: 7:53am On Jul 01, 2015
xpac01:
Your answers must have like joke and your essay writing like a werey boy then.

Lol!!! That man ehn!! He is always exgravating a plantomious planta panta just to make a lariborous point cheesy cheesy
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by Segadem(m): 8:41am On Jul 01, 2015
mistabiola:


Lol!!! That man ehn!! He is always exgravating a plantomious planta panta just to make a lariborous point cheesy cheesy
Re: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by Segadem(m): 9:07am On Jul 01, 2015
Communication is a two ways traffic, the speaker must pass a well understood message to listeners/ hearers,anything short of this the speaker will be considered speaking jargons.

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