I was in bus recently in lagos,when a middle age lady was crying, my money Ooooo.my money Ooooo, I no see am oooo,e don lose ooo,some passengers were sympathetic with her and others were asking her,Madam how much b d money.She said five thousand naira Ooooo,oh wetin I go do Ooooo,my childrenOoooo. Suddenly one huge guy that have sitting @ d back seat,with a thick sunglasses over his eyes,clear his throat as we all turn 2 d see his ugly face, and roar,'Na waoh,na waoh 4 Nigeria O.U see dis my wrist watch,na 4 goslow I see one oyibo man weariam,i tellam say I like im watch,e tell me tankiu and give mi dis watch.u see dis chain 4 my neck,na one woman drive de pass,i stop pam,she winedown,i tellam make she datch me this chain,she laf com say if I likam make I take.But u see this woman here, na only two hundred naira I tif from im puse she d make noise.na waoh y Nigeria sabi lie'