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Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by jnrbayano(m): 9:43am On Jul 04, 2015
Why are you guys behaving like wussies?

Grow some balls. Attack your adversaries. Keep quiet!!
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by KENZYYONG(m): 9:43am On Jul 04, 2015
nawa ooooo....Thank God u killed it ooooo
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Duletion(m): 9:44am On Jul 04, 2015
It's the green mamba. They're normally scared of humans but they're the most venomous snake in Africa
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by redcliff: 9:44am On Jul 04, 2015
OPCNAIRALAND:
@Op, you are a bloody murderer! In what way has that snake harmed you? If its presence bothers you next time get a long thin stick and stretch it to the snake it will take the offer and coil itself around it. Then go and place the stick on a grass away from your house. It will be happy and wish blessing on you.

Lol. But it was written in the bible that this is what is going to happen between a snake and a man... the man crushes its head and the snake bites bla bla....
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by ceejayluv(m): 9:45am On Jul 04, 2015
dulux07:
Thank God it did not bite u. If m not mistaken thats a west africa green mamba, its highly venomous, n its bite could be fatal. Never judge a snake by its size.

true...
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Nobody: 9:45am On Jul 04, 2015
Nah wah oh. Why kill your visitor nah. angry

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Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Kingbilo(m): 9:46am On Jul 04, 2015
Although non-venomous, common green grass snakes can be extremely dangerous.


A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a
winter cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect
them from a possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of
the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it
go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream.

The husband, who was taking a shower, ran out into the living room naked to
see what the problem was.

She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor
on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came
and cold nosed him on the rear. He thought the snake had bitten him and he
fainted.

His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she called an ambulance. The
attendants rushed in and loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying
him out.

About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and one of the
Emergency Medical Technicians saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher.

That's when the man broke his leg and why he had to be hospitalized.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on
a neighbor man. He volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a
rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was
gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But in relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushion where she felt
the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back
under the sofa, and the neighbor man, seeing her laying there passed out
tried to use CPR to revive her.

The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery
store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her
husband on the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out
and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

An ambulance was again called when it was determined that the injury
required hospitalization.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor
lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed he had
been bitten by the snake. She went to the kitchen, brought back a small
bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now the police had arrived. They saw the unconscious man, smelled the
whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to
arrest them all, when the two women tried to explain how it all happened
over a little green snake.

The ambulance arrived and took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.
Just then the little snake crawled out from under the couch. One of the
policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the
leg of the end table that was on one side of the sofa. The table fell over
and the lamp on it shattered and as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the
drapes.

Another policeman tried to beat out the flames and fell through the window
into the yard on top of the family dog. The startled dog jumped up and raced
out into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed
into the parked police car and set it on fire.

Meanwhile, the burning drapes had spread to the walls and the entire
house was blazing. Neighbors had called the fire department and the arriving
fire truck had started raising his ladder when they were halfway down the
street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires and pulled out the
electricity and disconnected telephones in a ten-square city block area.

Time passed.

Both men were discharged from the hospital. The house was rebuilt. The
police acquired a new car, and all was right with the world.

About a year later the original couple were watching TV and the weatherman
announced a cold snap for that night. The husband asked his wife if she
thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

She shot him.

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Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by damilareoye: 9:46am On Jul 04, 2015
thank God for your life bro...
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Rilwayne001: 9:46am On Jul 04, 2015
Same green snake entered my sister's room fews week ago, even though he left the room without anyone attacking it.

A neigbour in my street used to play with it. dayummmn.
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by robosky02(m): 9:46am On Jul 04, 2015
may all your enemies that disguise whether as green or black snake be killed like this snake this month in Jesus name

say amen.....

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Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Nobody: 9:47am On Jul 04, 2015
That's a garden snake, isn't it? They're pretty common, I don't think they're dangerous.

Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by RJayson(m): 9:47am On Jul 04, 2015
Omo the snake really visited you oo. Green snake on brown, Visitors @ work. Thank God for Victory,
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Godset1: 9:47am On Jul 04, 2015
Snake blessing! Na wow wow for some of una. Animal blessing human. While is superior?
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by joganut(m): 9:48am On Jul 04, 2015
cool

Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Nobody: 9:49am On Jul 04, 2015
is an arboreal species that preys on adult birds, eggs, bats, and terrestrial rodents such as mice, rats, and gerbils. Eastern green mambas are somewhat unusual among mambas, and elapids in general. They are shy and elusive snakes which are rarely seen. The scarcity of observations is usually attributed to this species' cryptic colouration and arboreal lifestyle; however, low activity levels associated with a sedentary foraging pattern might be an alternative explanation for its inconspicuousness


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_green_mamba
They are poisonous but i think black ones are more dangerous .

Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Genea(f): 9:49am On Jul 04, 2015
Am beginning to wonda if most nlders r living in a forest
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Digriz(m): 9:49am On Jul 04, 2015
dulux07:
Thank God it did not bite u. If m not mistaken thats a west africa green mamba, its highly venomous, n its bite could be fatal. Never judge a snake by its size.
U are wrong, that snake is harmless and not a green mamba though I won't blame the op for killing it. Both look similar only that the green mamba will like to attack when confronted bt this one will run on sighting you.
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Tolexander: 9:50am On Jul 04, 2015
eagleonearth:
I've been thanking him since then. but is the snake really deadly?
green snake on green grass is deadly. On carpet, green snake is mild.
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by jorel1(m): 9:50am On Jul 04, 2015
Why do you use cheap carpet??
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Nobody: 9:50am On Jul 04, 2015
Velocitron:
That's a garden snake, isn't it? They're pretty common, I don't think they're dangerous.

No its a green mamber garden snakes are shorter and they dont go in homes . And defo dont charge in front of a human they actually run soo i dont think it is .
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Ibime(m): 9:52am On Jul 04, 2015
dulux07:
Thank God it did not bite u. If m not mistaken thats a west africa green mamba, its highly venomous, n its bite could be fatal. Never judge a snake by its size.

That's not a green mamba, that's a green tree snake
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by VickyRotex(f): 9:52am On Jul 04, 2015
Eyop:
OP you killed your guardian angel cry cry

Lmaooo. Guardian Angel kor, killer Angel ni cheesy
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Kweenliz007(f): 9:53am On Jul 04, 2015
Hello every1 am not here to comment but to ask a question..How s power supply in ur area mine s incredible, amazing no more power failure for the past three weeks sai baba
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Ishilove: 9:53am On Jul 04, 2015
Isn't this snake non-venomous?
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Burger01(m): 9:55am On Jul 04, 2015
Ol Boi, u be Boko Haram!? You wicked o. See as severe the snake's head from its body.

Thank God u killed itsmiley
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Nobody: 9:55am On Jul 04, 2015
Ishilove:
Isn't this snake non-venomous?

Lol u gonna take OP's fame from Hero - Zero ... So u saying its a harmless snake

OP u tricked us .. Thought u said it was coming to attack u sad
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Nobody: 9:55am On Jul 04, 2015
I don't understand u re asking for advice on a snake u hav already killed

Or u want to knw whether u should kill or not

Is the snake poisonous or not
Like seriously re u kidding me

Y kill it, wen u could hav jst answered ur question urself by kissing it instead of killing it, dat way u could hav experience it urself.....now ur only chances of getting answers to ur questions is gone

Seriously dude ur question is funny, u need advice on a snake u've killed sad.....a

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Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Nobody: 9:55am On Jul 04, 2015
Burger01:
Ol Boi, u be Boko Haram!? You wicked o. See as severe the snake's head from its body.

Thank God u killed itsmiley

With razor blade lol too personal with the snake
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Yongi99(m): 9:55am On Jul 04, 2015
eagleonearth:
question is: if it was harmless, why was it advancing toward me knowing fully well that
I was lying down there.
it was coming to say "hello"

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Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by AsanwaKC(f): 9:56am On Jul 04, 2015
Eyaaaa lovely snake...just looking for someone to pet her...op u'r wicked..see how you cut off her neck sad angry
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by VickyRotex(f): 9:56am On Jul 04, 2015
jorel1:
Why do you use cheap carpet??

Wetin concern you angry tongue


Op, thank God for your life. Although you killed a living thing cry cry

Thou shall not kill. undecided

Na joke o grin
Re: My Grisly Experience In My Room Yesterday by Yongi99(m): 9:57am On Jul 04, 2015
AsanwaKC:
Eyaaaa lovely snake...just looking for someone to pet her...op u'r wicked..see how you cut off her neck sad angry
how u take know say na female snake. ..I dey suspect you oh.

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