Ever since the news went viral about the UNN first year student who accidentally had her private part wounded while masturbating with a cucumber, that particular word 'cucumber' had become the most trending and the most popular word both among students and staff having metamorphosed into expressions like:

Please, let us go and cucumbate

Cucumber is the sweetest fruit on earth

Please, avoid cucumbers that are too long etc.

It went to a peak when Social Work students had to go round the school protesting against the use of cucumber and inviting students to come to their service instead of going to the point of using cucumber.

The one that annoyed me personally is when some rude boy use. the unfortunate incident to make jest of some girls who do not have boyfriends as though it had now become more trendy to fornicate with clear eyes.

I implore everybody to use their tongues and count their teeth. The way everyone shouts out the girl's issue as if they are all saints makes me think twice about our generation.


It behoves my thinking when I think that we hear terrible news of immorality and rape and child molestation every day and yet people only make jest of them instead.

I think we should seek to get closer to God and seek the help of the Holy Spirit at this trends

cumcuber wonder.
FTC; i dedicate these to all UNN babes that have used cucumber for self servicing and to all the UNN guys for prostesting because without you guys my ftc woundnt have been possible; allthough it sounds childish but no ne my fault, to the person below me luck next time

sharap jare before i cocumbate ur throat u are talking too much bullshit .

dont just know what to say.

My CUCUMBER don grow big and dey hot like off form Timaya

is cucumber the name of a car?

wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

Alright

One bobo go de beg am make he help Sama the thing she go de do hard to get for the guy while conji de hammer her now see the result

asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

hmmmmmmmm, lions all 'round'

Lol ... Let's go and cucumbate....

Eating cucumbers is good for your health.

Even me...I don't like cucumbers...but I knows I must eat more of them.

(And no immuendo meant).

Nigerians...

The cucumber cucumbated her cucumbling and made her cucumblate..

When people throw to the Dogs, food that's meant for human beings...

That was a very shameful thing to do. A shame to womanhood, and a slap on the male folks. I just don't know why our ladies won't just learn. A girl would like you seriously, she'd show you all the signs. When you approach her to talk to her, she'd begin to 'form' one very stupid and annoying thing again, in the name of "being a girl". Rubbish! Then after you leave, she'd resort to using "Cucumbers" again. Timidity!!!

Ladies, know what you want and go for it. Recognize your opportunity and seize it. If you don't do it, it might come back to haunt you.

Take a closer look at the below picture, and learn from it.

Make i go find trouble for school

JoeCutie:
When people throw to the Dogs, food that's meant for human beings...

That was a very shameful thing to do. A shame to womanhood, and a slap on the male folks. I just don't know why our ladies won't just learn. A girl would like you seriously, she'd show you all the signs. When you approach her to talk to her, she'd begin to 'form' one very stupid and annoying thing again, in the name of "being a girl". Rubbish! Then after you leave, she'd resort to using "Cucumbers" again. Timidity!!!

Ladies, know what you want and go for it. Recognize your opportunity and seize it. If you don't do it, it might come back to haunt you.

Take a closer look at the below picture, and learn from it.

The worst part of it is that, when u finally have a gf, she would be your number one known enemy.

Today na sunday oo.

Disappointment is not the end, it's just pleasure delayed, to be enjoyed for a long while at the right time.
http://ayietim.

Small time now the thing go come scarce like fuel

Can u jst keep sabbath day holy and remember our dearlin muslim brother re fastin too.

chizidgreat:
Ever since the news went viral about the UNN first year student who accidentally had her private part wounded while masturbating with a cucumber, that particular word 'cucumber' had become the most trending and the most popular word both among students and staff having metamorphosed into expressions like:

Please, let us go and cucumbate

Cucumber is the sweetest fruit on earth

Please, avoid cucumbers that are too long etc.

It went to a peak when Social Work students had to go round the school protesting against the use of cucumber and inviting students to come to their service instead of going to the point of using cucumber.

The one that annoyed me personally is when some rude boy use. the unfortunate incident to make jest of some girls who do not have boyfriends as though it had now become more trendy to fornicate with clear eyes.

I implore everybody to use their tongues and count their teeth. The way everyone shouts out the girl's issue as if they are all saints makes me think twice about our generation.


It behoves my thinking when I think that we hear terrible news of immorality and rape and child molestation every day and yet people only make jest of them instead.

I think we should seek to get closer to God and seek the help of the Holy Spirit at this trends

come onto me you who is bordered with KONJI BUT SOME GIRLS WILL BE ACTING LIKE HOLY MALAM WHAT IS CUCU TO COMPARE WITH MY GOD'S OWN ORIGINATED MACHINE? !

This is the last day

K

For real, so unfortunate




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I hv my cucumber. Pls hu wan cucumbate?

Funny

That guy up there with the Shilo joke though