A married couple was in a terrible accident where
the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor
told the husband that they couldn't graft any
skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own
skin. However, the only skin on his body that the
doctor felt was suitable would have to come from
his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that
they would tell no one about where the skin came
from, and requested that the doctor also honor
their secret. After all, this was a very
delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was
astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked
more beautiful than she ever had before All her
friends and relatives just went on and on about
her youthful beauty.

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she
was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She
said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. There is no way I
could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it.
I get all the thanks I need every time I see your
mother kiss you on the cheek.

In other words, her mum kisses his ass. lol

LOL, i cant' bliv i never saw this, though it was for since 005.

hahaha, very funny.

Krazy guy.

MHHHH,