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How To Call Police In A Very Urgent Situation by fitconsult: 5:30pm On Mar 06, 2009
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go
turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house,' and
he said 'no.' Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available.

George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago
because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't
have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' Then he hung up.
Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two
fire trucks, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

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Re: How To Call Police In A Very Urgent Situation by Lolabbey: 5:36pm On Mar 06, 2009
naija police!!!!1

buhahahahah

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Re: How To Call Police In A Very Urgent Situation by romsky: 12:41pm On Mar 07, 2009
he said
fitconsult:

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi
& not
Lolabbey:

naija police!!!!1

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