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|11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 10:33am On Jul 10, 2015|
1. Your wife won’t be able to manipulate you by withholding sex.
While some people (ok, women mostly) treat marriage vows as loose, conditional suggested guidelines, when I make a vow, I’m going to keep it. If it is within the capability of my mind or body, then I am both loyal and stupid enough to believe that a promise is a promise, and that “integrity” includes keeping one’s promises, especially in the face of adversity. So, if I promise fidelity to one woman, by God, the Universe, and Everything, I’m going to keep that promise.
I also have always had a large sex drive – I was hitting on my babysitters when I was 4 years old for goodness sakes. Even now in my mid-50’s the fires of passion still burn hot in me.
The combination of these two factors mean that I would be extremely vulnerable to a wife to wanted to manipulate me by denying sex – I’d have no recourse in law or morality. A man who coerces a woman into sex is viewed as a rapist, but a woman who coerces a man by withholding sex is a feminist hero?
You go, grrl. Out of my house. NOW. And no, I am not going to marry you, bitch.
2. You won’t have to lose your vintage porn collection.
My first college girlfriend got me a subscription to Playboy magazine for my birthday in 1978, and although we broke up my senior year, I collected issues of the magazine until the spring of 1992, when my cohabiting girlfriend at that time discovered them and had an extreme screaming meltdown. She kept screaming for hours as I hauled them out to a dumpster. Then, she withheld sex for six months as a punishment for my transgression. I loved her dearly but her jealousy never waned, and eventually I had to break with her, as I was unwilling to live my life in a constant state of sexual starvation.
3. You can drive any car that suits your fancy.
Until I became comfortable with the notion of Men Going Their Own Way (MGTOW), I often chose my car with an eye toward the sort of woman it might attract. This left me with several expensive, high-maintenance models that looked pretty but didn’t suit me. I didn’t like the cars, either.
I now drive the perfect car for me – a 2004 Prius with moderate hail damage. My Prius is now old enough and ugly enough that it is a total chick-repellent. The hail damage increases the gas mileage to the point where I can drive from Dallas to Chicago on one or two tanks of gas, perfect for the day I become a MGTOW ghost – and, it is whisper-quiet at low speeds, so quiet that later models had to add faux engine noises for safety reasons.
Of course, if you get married, your wife will withhold sex until you buy her a gas-guzzling, planet-killing SUV so that she will feel slightly safer when she totals it. She’ll hate your car, whatever it is you drive.
4. You won’t have to compromise your religious beliefs, or lack thereof.
Although my mixed-up family has deep Catholic/Lutheran roots, I’ve been an atheist since early childhood. I hear no voices in my head, divine or otherwise. Technically, I think I’m actually a non-coherentist agnostic, in that God-talk is largely nonsensical to me, but when you say “agnostic”, many believers (particularly here in the Bible Belt where I live) take that as an invitation to regale you with whatever voodoo is talking in their heads that day. My inaccurate claim to atheism is safer in the sense that it allows me to be written off as a lost cause without having to engage in gobbledygook.
Women, in my experience, are much more “spiritual” than men, in that their overwhelming anxieties drive them to seek comfort and support through faith. I don’t fault them (much) for that, but I sure as hell don’t want to marry it, or compromise my professed faith to placate hers.
5. You won’t have to watch/hold/carry/rebuild her fucking purse.
Dealing with a woman means being subjected to “female redecoration syndrome” – her constant, endless drive to change both her husband and her environment, and her oblivious dismissal of her man’s reluctance to do stupid things on her behalf. Reasonable things one might be able to work out with a reasonable woman (if such could be found), maybe, but going shoe-shopping with her when she already has a closet full of shoes? No, thank you.
6. You can undertake risky ventures without being undermined by your wife.
8 years ago an artistic entertainment district that I loved was falling on hard times just as my corporate career reached an impasse. So, I dumped my house and job and started my own entertainment business in that district. No woman would have tolerated a man who was as married to my business as I was (and continue to be) – women love commitment until it becomes slightly inconvenient for them. I know this in part because my live-in girlfriend enthusiastically supported my new business venture right up to the point where she bailed out 4 months in.
Now, I can gloat – the district is now thriving and the NYSE-listed corporation I left died in January, and my work has brought me a bit of respect. The girlfriend found a new man, picked up his meth habit, and was in prison when I last checked.
7. Your vacation time is your own.
I dislike vacationing intensely – maybe I’ve got a touch of Obsessive-Compulsive tendencies or some such, but I’m happiest when I’m working steadily and routinely. Vacationing with a wife would be agony for me even if we could agree where to go (no chance of that), and letting a wife vacation without you is marital suicide.
8. You won’t be humiliated in public by someone you loved and trusted.
When withholding sex fails to move you, or maybe she just nuts out one day, but women cannot seem to resist the urge to humiliate their husbands in public, rat on their sex lives, or whatever. Such behavior is a deep betrayal of the trust one should invest in one’s significant other, but I’ve never seen any woman ever be able to maintain the slightest degree of discretion about her husband’s quirks, foibles, or personal secrets.
9. You won’t have to serve as your wife’s proxy thug.
Women love using and testing their men by having them perform acts of violence at their behest – this gives women protection and deniability in the ensuing physical and legal melées. We see echoes of this whenever some feminist idiot wanders in here and demands we do something – anything – to stop rape, or online harassment, or whatever other bug just crawled up her thigh. This damsel-in-distress trope is nothing more than the bullshit manipulation of men; it criminalizes men and robs women of their agency.
10. You won’t suffer the marriage tax penalty – or subsidize her shoe collection.
Marriage is an economic disaster for men – not only in divorce, alimony and child support, but also in a happy marriage. Women rarely deign to marry impoverished men, or even men who earn less than they do. This means that those “lucky” married men suffer double-extra taxation – not only will your wife burn though your money, but the federal tax structure (in the US, anyway) is generally higher for the married than for two single people.
11. You won’t have to suffer her physical assaults on you.
The current feminist culture supports the right of women to physically assault men at any time for any reason. There may be good explanations for this from evolutionary psychology – women hit men when men show some emotional weakness as a way to get them to “man up” in the face of the woman’s need for a strong protector. Men are shamed and discouraged from reporting these assaults, and state and federal laws driven by the Duluth Model of gender violence often result in the arrest of battered men, rather than the women who attacked them.
Well, that about covers it for now, except for the shaming: Yes, I’m a selfish, mean bastard. I’m so ugly, stupid and nerdy that no woman would want me. I’m missing out on so much love/personal growth/sex/companionship. I’m probably gay. Or, whatever.
Women are going to have to come to terms with the terrifying fact that men are growing beyond their ability to control. We will be exploited and chained no longer – there is nothing positive in slavery to a woman, and endless suffering. One by one, men are waking up and moving on to places where women cannot follow.
If you see a carefree man skipping off into the forest one day, well, that’s not Bigfoot. It is me.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 10:34am On Jul 10, 2015|
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by PMBfirstson(m): 10:35am On Jul 10, 2015|
still better than some ninja babes
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 10:37am On Jul 10, 2015|
PMBfirstson:Bro read it well, at least over here when you have money you can control women however you want.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by Nobody: 10:42am On Jul 10, 2015|
this your epistle is too clustered
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by ikbnice(m): 10:49am On Jul 10, 2015|
nd u want me to spend my whole precious time readin this. Could u please summarize it?
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by Nobody: 10:49am On Jul 10, 2015|
so all the African women should remain single?
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by cococandy(f): 10:52am On Jul 10, 2015|
No sense in the post.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by ronald4lif(m): 10:54am On Jul 10, 2015|
So it's all about male dominance. If you can't control them you flee. I don't know if I should laugh or shake my head.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 11:02am On Jul 10, 2015|
ronald4lif:its all about tit for tat, most American women are spoilt beyond imagination, slapping a man and yet expect the man to remain calm. Too many double standards.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 11:04am On Jul 10, 2015|
cococandy:That's because you didn't read or can't comprehend or jus because you are a girl who doesn't understand male psychology.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 11:05am On Jul 10, 2015|
Tomfrench:The source link is there.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 11:07am On Jul 10, 2015|
Reading is now a serious problem for Nigerians yet they complain when they get dupped, SMH.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by ronald4lif(m): 11:15am On Jul 10, 2015|
I have to agree with you on this one. Americans and the liberal West have structured their laws to give women soft landings on many domestic issues and in cases of physical abuse women most of the time receives benefit of doubt irrespective of if they were the aggressor. Men are victims of domestic/physical abuse too but their side of the story is hardly given the perusal it deserves, particularly in physical assault incidents.
If a man should hit you and you hit back, I don't see why one shouldn't do same when it involves a woman. Action begets reaction and reprisals. Simple.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by efemenaslectura: 11:28am On Jul 10, 2015|
Haba this your number 11 is so unreasonable and unfair
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by lilmax(m): 11:37am On Jul 10, 2015|
Confused state atm
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by Nobody: 11:49am On Jul 10, 2015|
but you should've spaced the points for easy reading..
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 11:59am On Jul 10, 2015|
efemenaslectura:Yes it is but that is the reality abroad. Women get away with physical abuse, men dare not try it or be sentenced to jail.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 12:01pm On Jul 10, 2015|
ronald4lif:Exactly. Saw this article online and taught it would help my fellow guys who think white women are saints. The truth is women of all races want to eat thier cake and have it.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jul 10, 2015|
There are not too many americans on here. Mr OP.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by Chidoks(f): 12:43pm On Jul 10, 2015|
and you men?? he spoke about the american woman.we nigerian women dont cheat on you guys you guys are the one that want to eat your whatever and still have it
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 2:06pm On Jul 10, 2015|
Chidoks:Really don't cheat? What of the married woman that slept with the fake PA of Mike Adenuga for a contract only to find out he was just a driver? My dear every one cheats, it all comes down to why, unfortunately most women do it for money, most men just do it for fun
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by Chidoks(f): 4:06pm On Jul 10, 2015|
[quote author=tivta post=35705391] Really don't cheat? What of the married woman that slept with the fake PA of Mike Adenuga for a contract only to find out he was just a driver? My dear every one cheats, it all comes down to why, unfortunately most women do it for money, most men just do it for fun[/quot
Lol at the woman that cheated and no not everyone that cheats.i don't cheat.it's by the grace of God and i know we are many that don't indulge in adultary.yes some women cheat but men are pro in the cheating game.as a motheri still get proposals from men.both single and married o.i am not super beautiful.i have even gained much weight yet they come and i feel they are sick.men just love cheating.i wonder if they understand love and sacrifice.mind you cheating is bad the reason is inconsequential the effect is devastating.when you cheat on your wife you kill her.the pain is too deep.too indescribable soo painful...
back to topic,the nigerian woman is far far better than her american counyerpart#fact#
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 4:19pm On Jul 10, 2015|
[quote author=Chidoks post=35709813][/quote] Ok oh. May God make you remain faithful, i too don't cheat by the way cause i always tell my girl when she is pushing to the edge.
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by Chidoks(f): 4:33pm On Jul 10, 2015|
AMEN.pls dont even consider it.one of the ills of cheating is that it diminishes the intensity of the love she has for you.she may still love you but it wount shark her head as before
she may forgive but will forever feel insecure
kai cheating is bad well thanks for your prayers
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by cococandy(f): 5:21pm On Jul 10, 2015|
|Re: 11 Reasons Not To Marry An American Woman by tivta(m): 7:05pm On Jul 10, 2015|
Chidoks:You are welcome,but what of when a girl or woman cheats on a man? What can make a woman cheat besides money?
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