Damalex4luv:
Following!!! Nice write-up @ op. I went through the same thing when I was young, always fantasising about almost all the girls in my secondary class then but I'm not a man enough to approach them. I remember when I was in Jss 3, there was a particular girl that I like so much her name is Funmi, this girl too also likes me but approaching her myself is something that I can't do because I don't really know how am going to face her and tell her myself. Later I went ahead by discussing the issue with one of my friends Tolu who went to do the talking on my behalf and it's now left for me to do the rounding up but I couldn't, I can remember that throughout that term I kept avoiding the girl by making sure our path never crosses till she later turns out to be my sworn enemy though later when we got to SS1 we later became friends.
Another one happened to me when I was in SS2 there is this girl who was the most beautiful girl in our class and her name is Tosin, this girl is so beautiful to the extent that up till now I still think about her though unfortunately for me she is married now. I remember then that I so much luv this girl so I told one of my friend whose name is Palmer and he said he knows what to do, and then I just got exposed to browsing thanks to Tolu who's now a guru in yahoo yahoo. So Palmer asked me of my Yahoo mail ID because there was no phone then it was around 2001 and told me I shouldn't worry and I gave it to him without asking him what he intends to do with it. The following day when came to school I met Tosin in class looking at me in a strange manner, she was sitting with her friends and they are all staring at me. I couldn't bare it that I had to go to assembly before the bell was rung. Later after break Palmer came to me and told me that he has succeded in helping me toast the girl that he wrote a love letter to Tosin via my email and that he made sure he states every of my affections for her and ended it with my full name and that now I need to finish the job by meeting with her face to face by saying the same thing, as he finish saying it I flared up and started abusing him why he had to do that without my consent. But he never took me serious he was only insisting on me getting to meet her and finish the job he had initiated.
After 3days that I refused to meet with Tosin to talk to her myself something happened, our class happened to be the most noisy class in the school so that day the vice principal came into our class to warn us that he needs just 10 noisemakers to set as an example to the whole class and handpick Tosin to write the name of the noise makers that day. Naturally am very cool, though am stubborn but i'm not the type that makes noise or disturb the peace of the class, so unfortunately for me that day Tosin wrote my name as the first name on the list of the noisemakers, and she never allowed any of her friends to see the list before she took it to the vice-principal. When the vice-principal came and call the names of the noisemakers and called my name as the first on the list I was almost crying even the whole class were amazed and they all started murmuring because they are all not expecting it. After we are all asked to come outside and kneel down in the sun, as we're going out of the class I looked into her face and I can see she was feeling kind of sober with her actions. Fortunately for me there is this friend of hers whose name is Aminat and she happens to be my good friend too and she has a very good rapour with the vice-principal, so I could imagine she told Aminat that she intentionally wrote my name on the list just because I sent her a love mail and didn't follow up and Aminat advised her to go with her and plead on my behalf with the vice-principal that am not part of those that were making noise that she just wrote. So the vice-principal invited me to his office and asked me whether I was part of the noisemakers and I was almost crying when explaining myself that I wasn't among the noisemakers that am gentle and couldn't have make the number 1 on the list if at all I was making noise that the whole class can testify to it. That was how the vice-principal pardon the other student because of me and later Aminat brought Tosin to me and pleaded with me how sorry she was to have done that and we later became friends,though we never had the chance to date which am still sad about up till today. Now Tosin is married with kids and Aminat too is now in London enjoying her life. In 2 or 3years I should be married too.

Your story brought tears to my eyes. You might not be a good writer, but you touched my emotions... Kudos, I will edit this a place on my blog if you permit me.

bigerboy200:
nice cooked up story..Good one..thumbs up op

cooked up? You are wrong.. it's a series in my personal memoir which I will soon publish. check my signature to visit my blog and see more

itsMrIke:
So you were 6yrs old when you where in class 5 Hmmm...I smell lies!!!

started school at 2 and got doubly promoted, twice.. Ow will you explain me leaving Secondary school at age 14....

haywhy6ix:




Ff @_showizzy

and if I tell you I work with a former Nigeria president? will you believe?

Lovely...

Lol..yhu wicked ooh

donholy28:
Joblessness don become talent...on my way to quit my job and join u....but oh its night and I no get job....just my level of joblessness never reach critical stage like ur own

friends,though we never had the chance to date which am still sad about up till today. Now Tosin is married with kids and Aminat too is now in London enjoying her life. In 2 or 3years I should be married too.
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You are getting married? to whom? tell us how you met her... I enjoyed your narration...

petkoffDrake:
OP! Exactly! thats me... I can't chat with a lady facr2face how I feel for her, but on social network I chat to her like am a pro in chyking ladies while am single and a Virgin. its still happening to me Now! I don't know if its from my villa

visit Okija I'm sure ur solution is sure


So been single n a Virgin na crime nw ba

Can't stop laughing at that first update " oridota".

I'm sure for him to go for that nick he must have repeated a class like 3 or more times.



@ op, this story of yours is hilarious. Nice one

damiloladuke:
PART 2




It got to a point that the senior was winning and the Junior felt he had no other tactics to beat him than to do the necessary. He held on tight to the senior student's scrotal sac. The senior screamed ' Yeeeeeeepa, epon Mi!!!! MO ku oooooo' translating to ' My scrotum, ohhhhhh, am dead ' . He screamed

Lmao.

JoeCutie:
-__-

Swthrt. good Morning

damiloladuke:


Your story brought tears to my eyes. You might not be a good writer, but you touched my emotions... Kudos, I will edit this a place on my blog if you permit me.

No problem

McEwen:

tohpahz:


Swthrt. good Morning

Good morning, beautiful. How was your night?






(You got mail)

kenoz:
Can't stop laughing at that first update " oridota".

I'm sure for him to go for that nick he must have repeated a class like 3 or more times.



@ op, this story of yours is hilarious. Nice one

can u believe that was his real surname?

JoeCutie:
Good morning, beautiful. How was your night?






(You got mail)

Twas okay oo.. urs??
Kindly resend d mail..

tohpahz:

grin88:
olodo

damiloladuke:
can u believe that was his real surname?

dullards generation


@op
Nicely written

damiloladuke:
can u believe that was his real surname?

So, it's not a nick.








That's means the guy was destined to be a dullard or I should say the dullard runs in the family.

My days in school was fun too just like the Op said, i was in command high school oshodi but due to my frequent suspension for different reasons my dad bought a land in a remote developing area of lagos built his house there and we had to relocate.
I entered another school in ss1 then and it wasn't long till I formed a new clan.
Blessing was the most beautiful girl in my class then and I became humble cos I was siting behind her the whole term.
Her smell, beautiful face, angelic smile, uniform always straight, white socks and polished shoes, she was my definition of perfection. But how do I make the most sort after girl in the school my girlfriend? I wasn't the shy type but her appearance will make shekau drop his guns and say jesus is lord
Fast forward 8 years later after secondary school, we met again early this year, her cuteness didn't reduce one bit, we talked about school days and how much she wished we dated in school
How she waited for 3 years for me to just ask and she was ready to say yes!
She refused to date anyone and would cry whenever I miss school Wtf ohh well.. .
I might marry her finally since we are both still single.. Who knows?

i deh come back.

petkoffDrake:
OP! Exactly! thats me... I can't chat with a lady facr2face how I feel for her, but on social network I chat to her like am a pro in chyking ladies while am single and a Virgin. its still happening to me Now! I don't know if its from my villa

Walahi, same tin z happening to me ! Although im still young, just 18, i av 3 whatsapp gfs, but not one in real life

Im planning a meeting with one of them this week, so help me God,

Maybe its frm my villa too

I'm waiting for that nairalander who will read all these.

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OP(operator) YOU ARE JOBLESS

he said that already, no point reminding him.

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