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|Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by Bekwarra(m): 1:24am On Jul 16, 2015|
I've been on Nairaland for a while although most times it's ghost mode that I maintain with this account and the other one which has being in existence longer than this one. I've noticed a lot of people, the crazy, the funny, the weird, the dull, the brilliant, the intelligent, the beautiful, the ugly and the tribalist. These are the people I consider as the weirdest in no particular order.
The first weird person I noticed on Nairaland. His posts and comments on issues are both hilarious and weird. The way he goes about with his Oduduwa Republic and him being the emperor can be annoying and funny at times. He talks about it everywhere on both threads that are related to it or not. However, the weirdest thing about him is his use of English. It can fetch him a life imprisonment. Abeg bros when you realise your Oduduwa empire, pls don't forget me o. Oodua ni mi tokan tokan.
This dude is one hell of a crazy fellow (na joke o). The way he goes about on most threads especially in the politics section, you'll think Tinubu is his wicked step father. The way he writes "Yellowbar to refer to my people leaves much to desire. Whenever I see a thread about the SW or SE, I always look forward to his comments and he never disappoints. Once I see his comment, I just mumble within a mouthful of laugh "oloshi no bobo yi sha". What I know about people like him is, they are not always like that in real life. But yet he can die for Jonathan.
He actually inspired this thread. For Christ sake this guy can kill someone with laughter. How will you insult someone with that your trademark text colour without forgetting to mention UK, Pounds and Range Rover Sport and end it with (No Ofeeinse). Bros I swear you get problem o, we sha don know say you be UK-based. Small time now you go talk say you wan post me £10. SMH for you (No ofeeinse pls).
I don't know whether he/she is male or female but whichever way, I'll give you the benefit of doubt. The way she makes FTC for almost every topic is alarming. I know of Minister for FCT, but this girl must be Minister for FTC (Buhari should take note of this when compiling the ministerial list). Madam abeg, do you have a job? family? boyfriend? husband? Abeg na joke o (no ofeeinse)
I don't have much to say about this madame. The TERRORS in her moniker says it all. I don't know what Buhari has done to this madam, she hates Buhari with passion. She's always quick to call Buhari a terrorist on every topic. Buhari this Buhari that as if Buhari gives her spasms. EcoTERRORS will surely know how to identify a terrorist (no ofeeinse)
SMH for this guy. This guy is always high. What else do you expect when they use weed to cook jollof rice instead of thyme. If everybody is facing the north, he's always facing south, always incoherent. That's what you get when you drink a mixture of orijin, alomo, big stout, dry gin, sabrina and vodka. (No ofeeinse)
From GEJ till 2019 to GEJ my Hero Fayose my Role Model; the story of this guy is a well documented one especially in the politics section. This guy is a GEJ/Fayose/PDP fanatic. Always around everytime to support his "club". He doesn't argue, he doesn't write epistles, in fact a paragraph seems impossible for him. He's always contented with his single-line messages which made some people to nickname his Robot Mugabe cos they thought it was a robot programmed to type GEJ till 2019. His GEJ my Hero Fayose my role model was so popular APC guys started copying it. Theirs was dry though TBH.
CONFUSED FELLOW (no ofeeinse)
I think the enmity between this guy and Buhari has more to it. He hates Buhari with passion and is always quick to remind us Buhari has no certificate, Buhari is a terrorist and Buhari is Boko Haram lol.
10. Add the last one
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by marshalcarter: 1:32am On Jul 16, 2015|
Op...swear you dnt even knw wat the hell you talkin abt.....look deep into NL very well...only dat I've 4gottten dier names nii
You didn't even enter the vaseline crew guys
No10-lomomike-if dis guy na teacher...all his student would be recommended@yabaleft
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by Nobody: 1:33am On Jul 16, 2015|
Am in perfect sariculum with your post@OP... it's irrefutable,undeniable and incontestable that the aforelisted supercede others in the areas speculated.Like MrCork his affability and joviality is something unique and rare in men of his age....his innate ability amidst his agility to keep the fun going is something sparkling,interesting and all the way remarking likewise his phlegmatic nature is something to admire. As per Introvert her avarice for FTC is beyond comprehension like it's inscrutable and elusive...if I am asked to describe her I had say she is a jobless useful personality on Nairaland.Orijin101? Words cannot describe his flexibility and maturity in handling delicate matters...
To make the list complete Add Onila to it......her stupidity is something intimidating.
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by Bekwarra(m): 1:36am On Jul 16, 2015|
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by kodded(m): 1:48am On Jul 16, 2015|
this list is not complete without searching4lovee
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by olaideeeedris(m): 2:16am On Jul 16, 2015|
Miss Classy: That boy can form? . He claims to be a she but he's not a she but a he... Gender wise, this guy is confused...
Ralphlauren: God pls don't let him see dis o . That guy is got talent when it comes to tantrums throwing chai! I bow for that guy. He can insult anybody on nairaland even if u don't cross his path. Uncle Ralph, come and display ur talent o
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by Ruq: 2:26am On Jul 16, 2015|
It is a she, I guess a pretty one at that who thinks revealing herself is a show off, and likes being mysterious for the fun of it.
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by olaideeeedris(m): 2:29am On Jul 16, 2015|
Ruq:Oh really? U ve fallen for her wiles
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by markidoo(m): 2:39am On Jul 16, 2015|
MissKiffy i swear getting in2 her can be extremely invigorating. She creates her own storms n gets upset when it finally rains. I hope karma slaps her in d face b4 i do(last sentence na joke oo).
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by markidoo(m): 2:40am On Jul 16, 2015|
MissKiffy i swear getting in2 her can be extremely invigorating. She creates her own storms n gets upset when it finally rains. I hope karma spanks her bummy b4 i do(last sentence na joke oo).
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by Nobody: 3:03am On Jul 16, 2015|
If this is a joke, its distasteful, please stop such.
If this is a serious attempt of trying to tarnish my online rep, stop it for you've failed woefully.
If this is some random talk out of mental imbalance, I suggest you seek an urgent psychiatric help.
Stop using my mention when cutting out your random jokes. We've not met before, so don't try such silly childish act. Besides, I'm not in Nairaland to show off senseless attitudes.
I challenge everyone who care to know me online to go thru my posts, and if anyone care to know me in person should schedule an appointment.
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by marshalcarter: 7:17am On Jul 16, 2015|
lomomike:No vex bros
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by RobinHez(m): 8:08am On Jul 16, 2015|
lomomike:This is wat I Call a shutup ya mouth post
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by Ruq: 8:16am On Jul 16, 2015|
Naah, I actually laugh at her person, cuz she thinks no one can understand her not knowing sometimes she herself doesn't want to be understood. She's like a female version of what I would be like.
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by phayvoursky(m): 8:31am On Jul 16, 2015|
MY BROTHER TAKE THINGS EASY.
SOMEONE APPRECIATED YOUR PRESENCE ON NAIRALAND; INSTEAD OF RECIPROCATING, YOU RAINED OLYMPUS ON HIM.
LIFE IS SIMPLE, PEOPLE TRY TO MAKE IT COMPLICATING.
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by missKiffy(f): 8:39am On Jul 16, 2015|
markidoo:You don't know me, you think you do bt you don't
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by Bekwarra(m): 9:37am On Jul 16, 2015|
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by Abimbolaile(f): 1:15pm On Jul 16, 2015|
No offeinse....dont be offended bro
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by seankay(m): 2:13pm On Jul 16, 2015|
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by generaliy07(m): 2:35pm On Jul 16, 2015|
This got me ROTFL
Lalasticlala come and see something here o
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by Nobody: 2:55pm On Jul 16, 2015|
You are wrong.
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by Ruq: 3:05pm On Jul 16, 2015|
About? See the thing about enigmatic people is that they actually understand people a lot, but they themselves have been misunderstood most of their life, after a while you begin to like it like that. Thing is when you see someone like you it's very likely you won't like that person.
It's very obvious that you have a soft side you're just emphasizing on the tougher you. prolly because you think it makes you feel weak.
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by obinna2nv(m): 4:06pm On Jul 16, 2015|
Well this is interesting....
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by ShowYourCertificate: 5:01pm On Jul 16, 2015|
@Bekwarra, I'm not weird. I'm just a concerned Nigerian who feels the entire country has been scammed by Buhari. Buhari isn't the right person for that seat. He is old. He truncated our democracy in the past. He's a tyrant. He is a religious bigot. He's an ethnocentrist. He can't even speak clear English. He has no WASC certificate.
I will deactivate my account the very moment Buhari shows us his original WASC Certificate (or certified true copy)
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by Nobody: 5:02pm On Jul 16, 2015|
Bekwarra:I'm back, Buhari employed a terrorist sympathiser as his NSA which makes him the Supreme Terrorst
|Re: Top 10 Weirdest Nairalanders. by BillDesmond2much(m): 11:00pm On Jul 16, 2015|
na that introvert own me agree ur comments die
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