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If You Don't Laugh While Reading, Don't Miss Your Appointment With Your Doctor by Daniel058(m): 6:46am On Jul 16, 2015
Interview btwn a Kenyan immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts...





OFFICER:- what is your name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- In full please

MUZO:- Muzo Phiri

OFFICER:- your father's name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

MUZO:- Melvin Phiri

OFFICER:- your native place?

MUZO: M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

MUZO:- Muchinga Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

MUZO:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

MUZO:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

MUZO:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

MUZO: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

MUZO:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P

MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!

Don't laugh alone. Send it to those u desire to put smile on their faces. God bless.

I have sent this to u all because u are M.P. (My People)
Re: If You Don't Laugh While Reading, Don't Miss Your Appointment With Your Doctor by IceDude(m): 8:07am On Jul 16, 2015
Hahahahahahaha, Chai!.....Very hilarious

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Re: If You Don't Laugh While Reading, Don't Miss Your Appointment With Your Doctor by Olori(m): 11:19am On Jul 16, 2015
Good one M.P.

( My Person)
Re: If You Don't Laugh While Reading, Don't Miss Your Appointment With Your Doctor by Daniel058(m): 6:20am On Jul 17, 2015
Olori:
Good one M.P.

( My Person)
Lol grin
Re: If You Don't Laugh While Reading, Don't Miss Your Appointment With Your Doctor by Daniel058(m): 6:21am On Jul 17, 2015
IceDude:
Hahahahahahaha, Chai!.....Very hilarious
no be small tin ooo grin

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