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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lolz wah did that guy do to you
He was on one thread like dat..

Talks bout confraternity lipsrsealed
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 18, 2015
Arh shey ona dey like the 1 wey tight nah, nah that time go make sense pass
Jacksparrow0712:
shocked shocked shocked the thing go Don block by then o
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:29am On Jul 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:

None of d above undecided
beta. i do not tink we hv met in any other topic b4. and mind u, i dnt tink i like it wen sumone tag my comment wit harsh reply like u ealier did.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:31am On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz babe just that?seems he really said something bad to you
lagmostkuit:

He was on one thread like dat..

Talks bout confraternity lipsrsealed
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:32am On Jul 18, 2015
I no like am too tight o. Hian! Too tight fit cause tear
Sassybae:
Arh shey ona dey like the 1 wey tight nah, nah that time go make sense pass
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:32am On Jul 18, 2015
mystage:

beta. i do not tink we hv met in any other topic b4. and mind u, i dnt tink i like it wen sumone tag my comment wit harsh reply like u ealier did.
Calm down..

Ain't u d guy with d vikings OT on one thread dat talked bout confraternity.. undecided
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:34am On Jul 18, 2015
You don't like it tight...oya wetin u come like nii
Jacksparrow0712:
I no like am too tight o. Hian! Too tight fit cause tear
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:34am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lolz babe just that?seems he really said something bad to you
Not really..
Just wanted to crack him up buh he's taking it personal
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:35am On Jul 18, 2015
I like it free and greasy
Sassybae:
You don't like it tight...oya wetin u come like nii
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:36am On Jul 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:

He was on one thread like dat..

Talks bout confraternity lipsrsealed
Lol. nw i gat u. bt hope u dnt expect to bother abt anyone on a faceless forum? atleast am nt practising telemundo. confraternity ko, cultism ni
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:37am On Jul 18, 2015
mystage:

Lol. nw i gat u. bt hope u dnt expect to bother abt anyone on a faceless forum? atleast am nt practising telemundo. confraternity ko, cultism ni
grin grin grin
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:39am On Jul 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:

Calm down..

Ain't u d guy with d vikings OT on one thread dat talked bout confraternity.. undecided
am not up before ok, am calm as hv always been. and for d vikings ot u mentioned, i dnt tink am interested in discusin such topic on dis tread which we both knw and agree is gonna derail dis tread.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:44am On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz aii,
lagmostkuit:

Not really..
Just wanted to crack him up buh he's taking it personal
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:46am On Jul 18, 2015
mystage:

am not up before ok, am calm as hv always been. and for d vikings ot u mentioned, i dnt tink am interested in discusin such topic on dis tread which we both knw and agree is gonna derail dis tread.
It's alright.. wink
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Seuncoded(f): 11:49am On Jul 18, 2015
Robo sneh
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by tete7000(m): 11:51am On Jul 18, 2015
Why is Pastor calling out virgins? That na hin business?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by elantraceey(f): 11:51am On Jul 18, 2015
A very dirty thread lipsrsealed
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by peeta89(m): 11:52am On Jul 18, 2015
To all those ladies on Nairaland claiming they are virgins. Let them add “nia” to Virgin to make it Virginia.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:52am On Jul 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:

Not really..
Just wanted to crack him up buh he's taking it personal
Taking it personal,...i dnt tink so. why? bcus its gonna be foolish of me to get angry wit sumone on a faceless forum and sumone i might nt even end up seeing til dis life cum to an end. bt was only bothered bcus ur comment was harsh.
anyway. well,..am sorry for misinterpreting ur mindset.

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:54am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin grin
RECYCLED VIRGIN ABI undecided
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by emytuz: 11:54am On Jul 18, 2015
i laff die
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by nijanigga: 11:54am On Jul 18, 2015
why are Nigerians crazy about virgins?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Swissheart(f): 11:55am On Jul 18, 2015
kissfunny
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:55am On Jul 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:

It's alright.. wink
Kul and thanks for ur understanding her majesty, pretty, endowed, and awesome lukin miss/mrs lagmostkuit.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:56am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lolz, am still a virgin jaree,hymen still intact
what does the hymen look lyk? undecided
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by prettydamsel2(f): 11:56am On Jul 18, 2015
Loool
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by omoijesa(m): 11:57am On Jul 18, 2015
In u I bliv[quote iauthor=Sassybae post=35997044]Thank God am still a virgin grin[/quote]
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by donwise1(m): 11:57am On Jul 18, 2015
dia is God oooo
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by showreals(m): 11:57am On Jul 18, 2015
Lol
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:57am On Jul 18, 2015
mystage:

Kul and thanks for ur understanding her majesty, pretty, endowed, and awesome lukin miss/mrs lagmostkuit.
Uwc swt.. kiss
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Revolva(m): 11:58am On Jul 18, 2015
Haha all girls are tools for coleteral damage...virgin or no virgin..dat does. Not make a woman better...I ave seen worst virgins and better thinking oloshos...na condition make crayfish bend

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