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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by EMMYB0Y(m): 11:58am On Jul 18, 2015
why is she still sitting. ....or
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Joeace3000(m): 11:58am On Jul 18, 2015
Lol....Please let this virginity issue rest. We aren't taking our privates elsewhere other than the dust we came from...why trouble the world with all the unimportant sexual talks




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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:59am On Jul 18, 2015
dear future wife i'm not saying i must marry u a virgin bt where we wil have a fight is wen u bring a borehole to my house undecided serious problem grin grin
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:59am On Jul 18, 2015
but why on earth would a pastor ask for female church members about their virginity, we have practised religion up to a point that we don't know what else to do during church service? sad sad sad sad
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by spencekat(m): 11:59am On Jul 18, 2015
It's not an easy thing to remain as a virgin till marriage.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jul 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:

Ain't u d guy with d vikings OT on one thread dat talked bout confraternity.. undecided
And on a lighter note, i thought i was an orphan on nairaland o. i didnt knw sum fine fine babes are following me everywhere i go just like mtn o. bt babe wetin u go find for dat tread?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jul 18, 2015
mystage:

And on a lighter note, i thought i was an orphan on nairaland o. i didnt knw sum fine fine babes are following me everywhere i go just like mtn o. bt babe wetin u go find for dat tread?
Story 4 another day make dem no go ban me again! grin
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by dammywapes(m): 12:02pm On Jul 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Jacksparrow0712 and sassybae stop derailing
ki lo fa packaging ? I dey gbadun deir collabo.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by ladet(m): 12:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by lumydee44: 12:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
All this girls forming virgin...God is watching yu in 3d
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
lexiconkabir:
dear future wife i'm not saying i must marry u a virgin bt where we wil have a fight is wen u bring a borehole to my house undecided serious problem grin grin
grin grin
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by HRich(m): 12:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz. Only when she know her daughter dont sleep at home.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Lyndylove: 12:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
Lol... every mum will be disappointed

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:04pm On Jul 18, 2015
grin grin grin
dammywapes:
ki lo fa packaging ? I dey gbadun deir collabo.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:06pm On Jul 18, 2015
WHY PASTOR GO CALL OUT VIRGINS? I WILL TELL MY DAUGHTER TO SIT DOWN EVEN IF SHE IS STILL A VIRGIN!!!!!! arrant nonsense!!!

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz stalker you again.
sonofananimal1:
RECYCLED VIRGIN ABI undecided
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jul 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:

Story 4 another day make dem no go ban me again! grin
hahahahahaha. so seun ditched u same punishment get willingly gave me even without me askin for it?
dat boy seun nor get joy o
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Abbey2sam(m): 12:08pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin grin

funny grin
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jul 18, 2015
pukka36 wat r u finding here shocked
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by gbaskiboy: 12:08pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin grin
picture or we don't believe it grin
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by chubbygal(f): 12:09pm On Jul 18, 2015
Still Owk!!! undecided

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by AIG2015: 12:09pm On Jul 18, 2015
You don't have to sleep around b4 you loose d virginity
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz
dammywapes:
ki lo fa packaging ? I dey gbadun deir collabo.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by kahara(m): 12:10pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin grin


Hahaha! What is virginity n hw does it look like??
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Sobeautiful: 12:10pm On Jul 18, 2015
Why would a pastor call out virgins and expose them to danger? Bet no pastor would do such.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by dammywapes(m): 12:11pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
grin grin grin
na so brother. Is like baba hafusa featuring ice prince on busayo.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Akindeadewale(m): 12:11pm On Jul 18, 2015
If i hear,for your mind abi
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:11pm On Jul 18, 2015
Picture keh, if u don't believe me lolz forget it then
gbaskiboy:
picture or we don't believe it grin
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jul 18, 2015
lexiconkabir:
dear future wife i'm not saying i must marry u a virgin bt where we wil have a fight is wen u bring a borehole to my house undecided serious problem grin grin
My guy i dey tel u. dats totally unacceptable. but on a serious note, we guys shud never seize always given tanks to God o bcus no matter hw we dig reach it doesnt show on our dick and at such for those that lie dey can stil tel their wives that their wives met them a virgin.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by dammywapes(m): 12:12pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lolz
make una do part 2
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jul 18, 2015
Make I for no carry last na
dammywapes:
na so brother. Is like baba hafusa featuring ice prince on busayo.

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